"Kids......there's a whole bunch of money buried under....." /expires
I think I crapped my pants...... somebody wanna get that for me?
"Damn girl, I think the viagra's starting to kick in. . . . . "
"Don't forget to feed the cat....."
I don't have a cat.
"This is the big one. I'm coming, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin'!"
Hey Cletus, you sure you got that video runnin'?
"I'm better off without you."
Kaput
if you pull that plug i'm haunting your ass.
I've received total consciousness, so I've got that going for me.
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Not mine, but I've always agreed with it.
Quote from: CowboyBeebop on February 01, 2009, 10:06:18 PM
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Not mine, but I've always agreed with it.
You don't like my cause of torturing the kids for years?
I would probably just say I hope to see you on the other side.
"Rosebud, LOL"
[first apparent death]
"No seriously, I had this sled. Kicked ASS. Look in my..."
[second apparent death]
"I feel like shit"
~FIN~
Time to look after yourselves for a change ;D
...make the beast with two backsin'... hurts....
Same thing I said last time-
Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
(i keed, i keed)
;D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That was fun
"Tell me someone got that on video!?!"
JM
damn,.........i forgot to....[end]
"Pull my finger"
(pointing at differant people)
F-YOU, F-YOU, F-YOU, your cool, IM OUT!!!
Quote from: Super T.I.B on February 02, 2009, 11:37:19 AM
"Pull my finger"
This could be enhanced if you're dying of leprosy...
JM
"There is
another
Sky
walk
errrr...."
I shoulda banged that chick at the strip club.....
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 02, 2009, 11:38:59 AM
This could be enhanced if you're dying of leprosy...
JM
Or terminal diarrhoea. ;)
Well I doubt I'll die in a bed but if I did it'd be:
I swear she said she was single!
But my more likely last words:
oh... shit!
what do you mean, don't light that cigarette here?!
You screw like your sister.
or
something about Christy Turlington
[laugh] [laugh]
that's especially funny since your dream the other night.....
Quote from: lauramonster on February 02, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
[laugh] [laugh]
that's especially funny since your dream the other night.....
It was Iz's dream. I was poking fun. ;D
"I drank what?"
one bourbon,
one shot,
one beer...
I told you I was sick...
“On the ground again!...I've been beat on my whole life, this is nothing.â€
-Jens Pulver after his first fight with Penn
"I am not your Father..."
I'll just rip off the smelliest, loudest fart ever, proceed to spontaneously combust and burn down the hospital and everyone in it.
Shallow Hal-
Nurse?
Yes, Reverend Larson?
- Did you see the cowboy?
- The cowboy?
The cowboy who gave me
the singing nickel in Pudding Town?
OK. l think it's time
to turn down the morphine drip.
Reverend Larson, your son is here.
OK, sure. Send her in.
Ladies? A little privacy.
Dad?
lt's me, Dad. Hal.
Glad you're here, kiddo.
Got a few things to tell ya.
First, l want you to promise
that no matter what you do in life,
you will never ever settle for average.
Yes, sir.
Second, don't be satisfied
with routine poontang.
Don't do what l did.
l married for love, and your mother
Betty has been a nightmare.
But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.
Listen to me. l'm giving you pearls here.
And third, find yourself
a classic beauty
with a perfect can, and great totties.
That will put you in good stead
with the Lord. lt's all in here.
Yes, sir.
Hot young tail's what it's all about.
Hot young tail.
Quote from: NAKID on February 02, 2009, 06:09:40 PM
"I drank what?"
Quote from: KnightofNi on February 02, 2009, 06:57:55 PM
no seriously, is there an antidote?
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
goodbye :-*
Quote from: NAKID on February 03, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
I thought he said,"Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. "
depends on who im saying it too
my wife "i never loved you........" fakes death..."just kidding" unless i really didnt love her. lol
my son " you were a girl and we attatched a penis from another baby because your mother and I wanted a boy"
my daughter "....thats why your a lesbian...."
I'd also find a way to make the meter flat line at will so i could pull pranks on everyone.
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 04:00:22 AM
I'll just rip off the smelliest, loudest fart ever, proceed to spontaneously combust and burn down the hospital and everyone in it.
[laugh]
Heaven is beautiful......... I can hear The Angels.....Wait...........Why is Nixon here?.................Uh Oh!!!!....................................................................
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 03:48:05 PM
I thought he said,"Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. "
It's a Val Kilmer quote from Real Genius...
Quote from: NAKID on February 03, 2009, 04:23:03 PM
It's a Val Kilmer quote from Real Genius...
My example is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 04:24:15 PM
My example is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
"BOGUS!! " ????
" I loved them all. " Dolph
"I can see a light....a bright light.....it's forming a word......it's forming two words....."
"What do they say?"
"They say.....they say........they say...make the beast with two backs....you!"
;D
Dew Dew Dewwww, Wahwah
"...f*ck that hurt! Where's the head nurse anyway..." :o
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHNNNNN!! *expires. preferably via explosion or face melting like the nazis in Indiana Jones*
A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(As the red symbols on my forearm timer count down, just before the blinding white flash and mushroom cloud occur)
^^^^^ I'd take it either way, just so long as it's make the beast with two backsin epic ;D