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Title: A manicure the hard way
Post by: ducatiz on February 13, 2009, 07:16:16 AM
I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29170772/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29170772/)

Crash breaks woman's record-length fingernails
She loses 28 feet worth when she's ejected from SUV in accident

28 FEET OF FINGERNAILS.. 30 INCHES EACH..

BARF!
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: the_Journeyman on February 13, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
How could you go about daily activities like that?

JM
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: NAKID on February 13, 2009, 07:32:46 AM
It didn't say whether she was wearing her seat belt or not, but being ejected is typically caused by NOT wearing it...
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Grampa on February 13, 2009, 07:45:46 AM
We can rebuild her

- O Goldman
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 13, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
How could you go about daily activities like that?

JM


exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Grampa on February 13, 2009, 07:58:10 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

timmy.... come over her and clean grammy ma's bottom please
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: the_Journeyman on February 13, 2009, 08:02:24 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

That was one of the very thoughts that crossed my mind  [laugh]  That and she was in a vehicle, the seat belt comment makes me think she might not have even been capable of buckling a seat belt!

JM
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: ducatiz on February 13, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
y'all is nasty
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: erkishhorde on February 13, 2009, 09:02:06 AM
I saw someone at a restaurant that had long finger nails like here when I was kid. To open those little butter packets she used a fork and even holding utensils required a special technique.  [roll] I wonder if she lost any of her nails. I mean like had them ripped off or if they broke far enough away from the finger tip that they were safe.
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: DCXCV on February 13, 2009, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

Bidet? 
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: ducatiz on February 13, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on February 13, 2009, 09:29:34 AM
Bidet? 

best invention ever
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Ash on February 13, 2009, 10:15:37 AM
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5425/leeredmond2grosssmallch7.jpg)

(http://www.miwim.fr/blog/ressources/leeredmond.jpg)


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Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: DCXCV on February 13, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Ash on February 13, 2009, 10:15:37 AM
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Oh, you know you like it.  Think of the wicked claw marks she'd leave in your back!
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: swampduc on February 13, 2009, 10:25:03 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on February 13, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Oh, you know you like it.  Think of the wicked claw marks she'd leave in your back!
And your chest at the same time  [puke]
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: ducatiz on February 13, 2009, 10:35:31 AM
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Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Oldfisti on February 13, 2009, 10:50:30 AM
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Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: ducatiz on February 13, 2009, 11:25:09 AM
rofl, let's call this "UNPACMAN"

Quote from: alfisti on February 13, 2009, 10:50:30 AM
[puke]
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Porsche Monkey on February 13, 2009, 11:34:59 AM
How could she drive a vehicle anyway with those nails?  If she was the one driving.
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: lauramonster on February 13, 2009, 11:45:49 AM
she probably can't wash dishes, zip her jeans, put barrettes in her kid's hair.

they're not practical.............





















as well as feaky ugly   [puke]
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 13, 2009, 12:13:07 PM
Quote from: Ash on February 13, 2009, 10:15:37 AM

(http://www.miwim.fr/blog/ressources/leeredmond.jpg)


I am here for IZ's tires!
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: Rameses on February 13, 2009, 01:19:42 PM



That's pretty effing disgusting.





Quote from: ducatizzzz on February 13, 2009, 11:25:09 AM
rofl, let's call this "UNPACMAN"



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: lethe on February 13, 2009, 04:34:06 PM
Now she can't make a cameo in the Wolverine movie.
Title: Re: A manicure the hard way
Post by: TiNi on February 13, 2009, 06:18:26 PM
she can't do a lot of things

















oh, and  [puke]
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