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Title: monkey 911
Post by: Grampa on February 18, 2009, 07:04:35 AM
Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


When I die...... if there is an afterlife, I'm lie'n about when I lived.





Title: Re: monkey 911
Post by: Porsche Monkey on February 18, 2009, 07:09:08 AM
Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


When I die...... if there is an afterlife, I'm lie'n about when I lived.






Monkeys scare me almost as much as penguins and midgets.  Scary stuff. 


Title: Re: monkey 911
Post by: LMT on February 18, 2009, 07:14:15 AM
Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with said attack.







 ;)


Title: Re: monkey 911
Post by: KnightofNi on February 18, 2009, 07:57:19 AM
actually, it was a chimp.

this morn on the radio they had a chimp trainer on and he said they like to maul you before they kill you to assert their dominance.



that's all i have to say or it will turn to the no no talk.


Title: Re: monkey 911
Post by: ducatiz on February 18, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
chimp, ape, monkey, goon, wtf cares!

if it was a super-hairy guy with bad teeth, then he gets called a monkey!


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