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to dtm, for making fun of his gastrointestinal disorders, and his penchants for taking out fellow riders on dirt bike trips.

to dq, for all the cheap shots on the gerbils.

to dainese dan, for the nudie photos comments.

to sig. moore, for the hot pants comments (from italy)

anyway ... from now on, i will be the kinder, gentler johnc ... at least as long as the drugs are working.

p.s.: i DON'T apologize for the luca comments that got me banned ...  8)

Not sure I understand?

perhaps because i have not made an off-handed comment about you?  but that can all change, if you prefer  [roll]

John C = PUI?   [drink]     [cheeky]

The new johnc sucks.  Bring back the douchey old one.   ;D

I think it needs to fester and sweat for a while before it's douchey..give it a few days ;D

BTW - No apology necessary. We know it's all in good fun.

+1 ,000000,00,000,000,8,00.945

nope ... sober ... if not sane.

a big grazie mille to my stalwart amici here ...

as request, the old and unimproved douchey johnc is BACK!!!  [evil] [roll] [moto]

honestly, i think a flood of canadianism flowed through me, as i felt the need to apologize for all my previous peccadillos.  cheese and rice, i was even contemplating apologizing for the bush-wacking the economy has taken, and the recession/depression it has caused.

but, thanks to my amici here, i no longer feel the need to apologize. 

i am johnc ... i am a douchy dude  [thumbsup]

a presto,
johnc

btw, anyone planing on attending the san francisco hot rod, custom and motorcycle show @ the casa de vaca this weekend?  http://www.sfcustomshow.com/navigation/advertise.html (http://www.sfcustomshow.com/navigation/advertise.html)  i figure it might be a cool event, as the rods and customs are always kinda neat-o ... and the bikes are nothing if not over the top bling-mobiles.  if your planning on going, let's set up a mass MOB entrance ... but without the west side story soundtrack this time ... ok?

I don't apologize for needleing you about my completely worthless Inside Ducati Info.  ;D

Wow I must be a really nice guy or something.  :P

as well you should not ... your inside ducati info is the stuff that legends are made out of.  very insightful and timely.  [bow_down]  [roll]

perhaps ... but more likely it is that i don't know you.  [roll]

What, everybody knows me  ;), I'm great  [laugh]. I guess your just a forgetful ass then.  ;D

Of all the things to apologize for, I would think "being canadian" would be on the top of that list.

your on the list now ... bastid minchia  [roll]

ok bacon man ... you just moved to the top of the list.  [roll]

and of course, you are correct ... we canadians apologize for EVERYTHING.  even shite we didn't do.  my favorite prank is getting into an elevator full of canadians, farting (or having DTM in same elevator), then saying "excuse me".  in less than 2 seconds, another canadian in the elevator will apologize, then another, and so on, until everyone in the elevator is apologizing profusely for something they did not do.  it's a genetic issue ... we are overly polite.

You're apology is only accepted if you buy me Beer and Pizza at the next event  ;D  [beer]

Where's MY apology, ya bastid?   [cheeky]

i am SOOOO sorry ... i apologize to 'belle for not getting ducati motor holding to publish her awesome stories on ducati.com.

no apologies necessary, I'm just going to shit in your helmet the next time i see you. That should even things up.

No worries... Looks like CityBike has decided to pick up where Ducati left off.   ;)

I'm with ghostrider on this.
I want an apology for you having never said anything off-color, a poignant attacking on my character, or anything un-PC to me directly. 
What?! I'm not important enough to be insulted?

bastids ...

from the stank that's still left in the clothes i was wearing, i would think we are already even.  :-X

btw, i had to burn the jacket.

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

you happy now?  [roll]

That's love.

prego desmostro ... now can you do me a favor and get mr.incredible to stop stalking me?  his admission of being a tranny is freaking me out  [roll]

i can deal with bromance ... not tranymance.  [roll]

Well...since you apologized, here's your nude pic.  Enjoy.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/psychosuede/trannytoilet.jpg (http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/psychosuede/trannytoilet.jpg)

>:( Why the f' did I open that!?!?   :-X

It just drew you in with the tranny title...

I didn't even bother reading it, I just clicked on the MFer.  [bang]

cheese and rice dan ... a little warning would have been nice.  where the hell is my eye wash?

why do you have that photo?  [laugh]

yup johnc thats how we all picture you, but usually you have more make up, and BTW how gay are you?

ciao DTM ... i suppose you wrote this zany little quip while mattb was sleeping and you had his computer in one hand and his dangly bits in the other hand.  [thumbsup]

for those who doubted DTM's WMD capabilities ... here is the photographic proof:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2391/236/47/1410543284/n1410543284_30066251_2636.jpg)

And Dan again -- please discount all posts from me in the 12am-2am period on 1/22 ;)

m

i hope you have learned from this little lesson matt ... don't leave dtm alone with ANYTHING ... he will either put it in his mouth, or he will misuse it in other ways not mentionable here.  [roll]

 [popcorn] [bacon]

What???  That was from my Christmas card last year.  I thought it was festive.

festive is one way to describe it, i guess.  [roll]