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Title: Memo to all my employees
Post by: The Architect on February 27, 2009, 08:28:48 AM
To all Employees,

If at anytime you receive a call from myself or anyone claiming to me and you are requested to test the fire suppression system in our office, then to proceed outside and remove your cloths and urinate on each other, please disregard the request.  It is a hoax and/or I have lost my mind.

Thank you for your cooperation.  If you require additional assistance and/or clarification please do not hesitate to stop by my office.


http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Apparent+hoax+forces+decontamination+of+KFC+employees&articleId=92619d37-6373-43c7-b39f-d12e0ab567f0 (http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Apparent+hoax+forces+decontamination+of+KFC+employees&articleId=92619d37-6373-43c7-b39f-d12e0ab567f0)

Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: DCXCV on February 27, 2009, 08:56:37 AM
Quotei used to work here and i feel it was a prank

Really?  Thanks.  You should tell the police about your theory.

Wow, a whole lot of uptight people posted on that page.  Sorry, but stupidity should always be painful.  Some kid is watching the news right now going, "No effing way... they really did it?  Joe! Hey, dude, remember that prank call when we were drunk yesterday?..."
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on February 27, 2009, 10:11:42 AM
I can't believe someone would actually do what some random person told them to do over the phone. It did not ever cross the minds of this person "This doesn't sound right?"
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Buckethead on February 27, 2009, 10:20:16 AM
Wow. That's just down the road!

Quote from: DCXCV on February 27, 2009, 08:56:37 AM
Some kid is watching the news right now going, "No effing way... they really did it?  JoeEric! Hey, dude, remember that prank call when we were drunk yesterday?..."

*cough* dp and ducvet (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg353213#msg353213) *cough*
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: the_Journeyman on February 27, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
That's my thing Scooter.  Working in a middle school, I've about seen and hear it all.  If it sounds weird, it's worth checking in to.  We had some students tell a teacher there was a man lurking around the corner of the building crouched down with something long that looked like a rifle and were all freaked out & practically hyperventilating about it.  Guess what...  Man crouched down working on a weed whacker ~

JM
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: ducpainter on February 27, 2009, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on February 27, 2009, 10:20:16 AM
Wow. That's just down the road!

*cough* dp and ducvet (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg353213#msg353213) *cough*
I'm denying it.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Buckethead on February 27, 2009, 11:10:32 AM
And I'm denying having fueled your escapades.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: KnightofNi on February 27, 2009, 12:54:49 PM
wow...that's hilarious.

getting past the fire supression system, why did they actually urinate on each other?
I think i qualify to be a manager of a KFC, i'm at least smart enough to be one. then again, that's "apparently" not saying much.

thsi goes in the WTF files.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Buckethead on February 27, 2009, 01:01:46 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on February 27, 2009, 12:54:49 PM
wow...that's hilarious.

getting past the fire supression system, why did they actually urinate on each other?
I think i qualify to be a manager of a KFC, i'm at least smart enough to be one. then again, that's "apparently" not saying much.

thsi goes in the WTF files.

You'd have to shave.

Then grow in a molestache.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Grampa on February 27, 2009, 01:13:16 PM
Does KFC have a "hire the handicap only" rule?

http://www.redding.com/news/2008/dec/09/three-kfc-employees-hot-water-dip-restaurants-sink/ (http://www.redding.com/news/2008/dec/09/three-kfc-employees-hot-water-dip-restaurants-sink/)
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: DCXCV on February 27, 2009, 01:29:23 PM
I'll just go ahead and add that to my list of "Why I don't eat fast food"

Not that it couldn't happen in other places, but the likelihood of rampant stupidity is high at fast food places.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: The Architect on February 27, 2009, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 27, 2009, 11:03:09 AM
I'm denying it.

You could have given us a heads up.  Do you realize the entertainment value of this prank?  I would have shared it.  I'm a little hurt.





The big question is, who will get sued?
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Porsche Monkey on February 27, 2009, 02:57:36 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 27, 2009, 01:13:16 PM
Does KFC have a "hire the handicap only" rule?

http://www.redding.com/news/2008/dec/09/three-kfc-employees-hot-water-dip-restaurants-sink/ (http://www.redding.com/news/2008/dec/09/three-kfc-employees-hot-water-dip-restaurants-sink/)


Those are some nasty girls right there.  :-X [puke]
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: MendoDave on February 27, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
This reminds me of a Law & order episode where a guy calls fast food places and cons the employees into doing bizzare stuff.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: OverCaffeinated on February 27, 2009, 03:12:11 PM
I know there is another story exactly like this one, that happened sometime last year. Maybe someone can remember while I search.
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: OverCaffeinated on February 27, 2009, 03:17:40 PM
Found it. Now this one is hard to believe.

Story (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,226559,00.html)

Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: Oldfisti on February 27, 2009, 05:41:05 PM
It's all McDonalds fault.  $200 million your honor.                                                                                   [bang]
Title: Re: Memo to all my employees
Post by: DucHead on February 27, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Quote from: red duke on February 27, 2009, 08:28:48 AM
To all Employees,

If at anytime you receive a call from myself me or anyone claiming to be me and you are requested to test the fire suppression system in our office, then to proceed outside and remove your cloths and urinate on each other, please disregard the request. 

Sorry, I just had to fix this.   :P