Ok... so I do not want to be at work today. Time for a little humor to speed the day by
My contribution (please keep stuff coming... I really don't want to be at work) to kick things off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY)
- Must have been some good stuff they confiscated. Best part might be the fact the off camera reporter laughs so hard, she snorts.
BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
OMG that is TOO FUNNY! It made me laugh so hard I snorted too! I don't know if I can top that, but I'll go surf for a minute and see if I can find anything... ;D
Okay, how about this?
TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny.... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG
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' 3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet..
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
That was funny! Thanks for the laugh! I really need it! [beer]
Yea, the 911 call made me laugh out loud.
Thanks.
We used to make cup cakes in college. Took two ounces of red bud Colombian pot to make 30 cup cakes. In todays market one couldn't afford the recipe - a little pricey.
LA
A guy walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing.
You're just like Frank.'
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the tennis Grand-Slam. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'
Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.'
Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'
Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'
Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank.....he died. I married his make the beast with two backsing widow.'
Quote from: LA on February 28, 2009, 07:51:17 PM
We used to make cup cakes in college. Took two ounces of red bud Colombian pot to make 30 cup cakes. In todays market one couldn't afford the recipe - a little pricey.
Reminds me of a party I went to years ago. Huge pan of special brownies. Eat, get munchies, repeat.
It was a very interesting night. ;)
this is what I never understood about magic brownies
you eat them
you get high
you get the munchies
Oh look...Brownies!!!
Quote from: Eeyore on July 29, 2009, 05:46:23 PM
this is what I never understood about magic brownies
you eat them
you get high
you get the munchies
Oh look...Brownies!!!
Understand now [thumbsup]