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Title: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 14, 2008, 12:17:59 PM
I always liked Captain America

(http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/steverogers.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Triple J on May 14, 2008, 12:19:45 PM
Whichever one can see through women's clothes.  ;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 14, 2008, 12:32:55 PM
Masked Marvel!   ;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 14, 2008, 12:33:48 PM
Whichever one can see through women's clothes.  ;D

this guy?

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/wr.jpg?t=1210795884)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: somegirl on May 14, 2008, 12:36:25 PM
Mine should be obvious

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/violet-forcefield.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: James.M on May 14, 2008, 12:36:27 PM
Superman

Whichever one can see through women's clothes.  ;D
please see above.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Triple J on May 14, 2008, 12:45:02 PM
this guy?

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/wr.jpg?t=1210795884)

Nah...I heard that guy only eats Turkey bacon!  [puke]

Superman it is I guess.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Jaman on May 14, 2008, 01:03:04 PM
If I got to choose
(http://i32.tinypic.com/1h3yth.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Jaman on May 14, 2008, 01:04:09 PM
A little closer to reality
(http://i29.tinypic.com/f3vwbr.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Bun-bun on May 14, 2008, 01:06:12 PM
Gynocologist-man!!!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: DesmoDiva on May 14, 2008, 01:09:49 PM
Wonder Woman.

Had the bralette and panty set when I was younger. 


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 14, 2008, 01:43:03 PM
Wonder Woman.

Had the bralette and panty set when I was younger. 

so did bp!  [laugh]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 14, 2008, 01:44:54 PM
so


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: James.M on May 14, 2008, 01:54:11 PM
Gynocologist-man!!!
oh god.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 14, 2008, 03:42:46 PM
I am a superhero already. Didn't yall know that?


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducpainter on May 14, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q233CxlIZtk


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on May 14, 2008, 04:44:10 PM
Without a doubt, I am the living incarnation of 'Furious Man.'

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47/roy-nexus-6/furiousman.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 04:54:19 PM

I'd be:

RUN-AWAY-FROM-DANGER MAN!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 14, 2008, 05:07:17 PM
Tankcat, of course (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=295317088)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 14, 2008, 06:22:40 PM
Silent Bob.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ToyDragon on May 14, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
I wouldn't be a super hero, I'd be a super villain.

I should find the email with this party invitation that my friend had for his birthday part that was made by his comic artist friend.  But I'm pretty sure it would be rude to post it without asking and I've lost touch with them.  It's a print of my friend with a superman like outfit on standing over the corpses of a bunch of super heroes.  Was awesome work.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: herm on May 14, 2008, 10:43:53 PM
batman, the only non mutant super hero 8)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Gator on May 15, 2008, 02:36:33 AM
(http://twistedphysics.typepad.com/cocktail_party_physics/images/tickcave.jpg)

The tick but with Batman's money.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: taun on May 15, 2008, 07:16:44 AM
Of course I'd be God, the ultimate superhero/villain guy... who also wears sandals.  Yeah.

(http://image.mycolours.com.au/large/3015711.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Rob Hilding on May 15, 2008, 07:21:50 AM
VS Man


I can F up internet forums in a single bound ;)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: DCXCV on May 15, 2008, 08:00:10 AM
batman, the only non mutant super hero 8)

Yeah, but it does automatically pair you up with Robin... Zap! Bam!




Punisher - cause I don't like to wear tights.






Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: vonkeswick on May 15, 2008, 11:55:37 AM
i'd be iron man [evil]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: swerdna on May 15, 2008, 12:47:54 PM
Wonder Woman!

... oh... wait... that's not what I meant at all.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: jclin on May 15, 2008, 01:07:35 PM
I'm surprised none of you said gary from ambiguously gay duo!




*ducks*


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: DCXCV on May 15, 2008, 01:20:38 PM
Wonder Woman!

... oh... wait... that's not what I meant at all.

Watch out for that lasso of truth - gets you every time  ;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: jclin on May 15, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
The truth lasso is just brilliant. Who thinks of stuff like that?

"I shoot an arrow that makes you poop your pants!" Now that would be a super hero...  [laugh]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Super T.I.B on May 15, 2008, 04:34:33 PM
Powdered Toast Man.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2495296971_5b316cea44.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Xiphias on May 15, 2008, 06:35:13 PM

Wonder Woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHIC02In60


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: NAKID on May 15, 2008, 07:52:15 PM
batman, the only non mutant super hero 8)

Superman isn't a mutant, he's just from another planet...


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
Superman isn't a mutant, he's just from another planet...

Run-away-from-danger-man is also not a mutant. He is just excessively pragmatic.

sac


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 16, 2008, 04:08:20 AM
Wolverine [thumbsup]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Turf on May 16, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
I'd be

Homeless guy!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: kenrok1 on May 16, 2008, 01:16:55 PM
lot of funny responses on here - but as I kid I always thought Green Lantern was the coolest.

He didn't have any weakness and could pretty much do all the bad ass shit


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: oldjackbob on May 16, 2008, 02:33:57 PM
Captain Underpants.        *snap*


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: SacDuc on May 28, 2008, 07:22:26 AM


(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/russ/goldmine61/ohnorobot.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: SacDuc on May 28, 2008, 07:23:11 AM


(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/russ/goldmine61/semperubisububi.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 28, 2008, 07:34:03 AM
(http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Mastercard-Priceless/seekcodes_skidmark-superheroes.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: SKOM on May 28, 2008, 07:44:58 AM
Powdered Toast Man.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: DCXCV on May 28, 2008, 08:20:18 AM

(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/russ/goldmine61/semperubisububi.jpg)

These must be superheros from "Whose Line is it Anyway"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJgNioAzcA8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJgNioAzcA8)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: junior varsity on May 28, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
I'd be either:

1.) Personal-Space-Invasion Man

or

2.) Thinks-He's-Invisible Man

or

3.) Thinks-Everything-Smells-Bad Man

Actually, I can do all of these things in a day.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 28, 2008, 06:27:33 PM
Superman isn't a mutant, he's just from another planet...

he's also a brainless chump.


my personal choices would be wolverine or gambit.

though i have already been mighty mouse.
this was taken with my super friends before we started drinkign and then went bowling
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/kngtofni/superfriends.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 28, 2008, 06:43:56 PM
POWDERED TOAST MAN
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Powdered_Toast_Man_screenshot.png/256px-Powdered_Toast_Man_screenshot.png)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Super T.I.B on May 28, 2008, 06:46:18 PM
Too late, I've got first dibs!


 ;)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 28, 2008, 07:01:49 PM
Too late, I've got first dibs!


 ;)

i have a portable reverb box to do the voice.   ;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Super T.I.B on May 28, 2008, 07:03:07 PM
You win.  :P


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: CromoMann on May 28, 2008, 10:22:20 PM
I always liked Captain America
Didn't his shield serve as a cowl on his cycle?? (found it)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=da7MRzF8pJ0

For me - Evil Knievel was THE super-hero
[still can't ride a wheelie though]



Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 28, 2008, 10:45:54 PM
powdered toast man? AWESOME!!!!!


the tick???

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


me? I'd be Justice Guy.
making sure people get what they deserve
especially women who lie!



 [evil]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on May 29, 2008, 02:03:16 AM
(http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/259-2/waffler-755790.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 29, 2008, 06:35:41 AM
TRUTH SYRUP!!!!

 ;D




wait, that was a different Waffler...


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: jagstang on May 29, 2008, 06:37:21 AM
lot of funny responses on here - but as I kid I always thought Green Lantern was the coolest.

He didn't have any weakness and could pretty much do all the bad ass shit

Hmmm... watch out for birds, then.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1rf6rQ8gSIY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1rf6rQ8gSIY)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Buckethead on May 29, 2008, 06:49:57 AM
Harvey Birdman, attorney at law!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 07:35:26 AM
Steel

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg2MzczMDI5Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDQ1MzA5._V1._SY400_SX600_.jpg)

or the spleen

(http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/0510/photo/paul2_sp.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: tommys67 on May 29, 2008, 07:46:57 AM
Orgazmo!!

Edit - Kinda NSFW... [thumbsup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvj2fliU0Gw



Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 29, 2008, 08:01:15 AM
Flaming carrot:

(http://www.cale.com/images/flaming_carrot.jpg)
With no superpowers, he has his utility belt and his mind-state of "Zen Stupidity" to fight hoodlums, monsters and costumed villains. With his mind in that state, he is able to transcend ordinary human considerations and commit great acts of bravery or gain tremendous insight from simple things.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: B.Rock on May 29, 2008, 08:51:56 AM
Captain Obvious.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 08:58:02 AM
I changed my mind, I would be Captain Morgan.  My abilities include the power of intoxication and "pleasant" vision, which makes you think your hot, shes hot, and your memory tells you that you were the man last night.

(http://www.fanatique.ca/images/_blogue/captain_morgan.gif)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 29, 2008, 09:12:39 AM
The right amount of Captain can make for a good bedroom experience  [thumbsup] [evil]

JM


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: silentbob on May 29, 2008, 09:52:43 AM
Silent Bob.

It aint easy being me.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 29, 2008, 10:04:12 AM
I changed my mind, I would be Captain Morgan.  My abilities include the power of intoxication and "pleasant" vision, which makes you think your hot, shes hot, and your memory tells you that you were the man last night.

(http://www.fanatique.ca/images/_blogue/captain_morgan.gif)

I think Lucazuma is already living that lifestyle.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 10:08:07 AM
I think Lucazuma is already living that lifestyle.

He has the look but lacks the power to imbue pleasant vision, poor memory, or intoxication.  ;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 29, 2008, 10:11:26 AM
He has the look but lacks the power to imbue pleasant vision, poor memory, or intoxication.  ;D

Dude, it's 2008.  Looks are everything!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
Dude, it's 2008.  Looks are everything!

life must be difficult for you then   :-*


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 29, 2008, 10:20:52 AM
life must be difficult for you then   :-*

it would be if i played on the pink team like you, baby  [cheeky]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducpainter on May 29, 2008, 10:24:30 AM
you two should get a room....


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 29, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
you two should get a room....

i can't help it if everyone feels the need to adulate me on this forum



Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
you two should get a room....

We have the "Fantasia" room  [laugh]
http://www.kewmotorinn.com/


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducpainter on May 29, 2008, 10:34:56 AM
We have the "Fantasia" room  [laugh]
http://www.kewmotorinn.com/
;D


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 29, 2008, 10:39:21 AM
We have the "Fantasia" room  [laugh]
http://www.kewmotorinn.com/

just lovely.

rubber sheets too?

(you don't want the Waterfall room?  at least you've have a urinal in the bedroom)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2008, 10:41:26 AM
well..... I guess all know who the Ambiguously Gay Duo is now


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Pakhan on May 29, 2008, 10:44:12 AM
Dunno if they have rubber sheets, I just get their flyer every year since I'm within their 3 miles radius.

I am offended by that BP, there is nothing ambiguous about us  :P


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2008, 10:47:01 AM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Smiling End on May 29, 2008, 02:53:17 PM
Warning - Nerd comment below - Warning


I'm surprised no one chose the Juggernaut from Marvel Comics.  One of his powers was that he was unstoppable once he was in motion.  That would mean no danger (other than to the bike) from a fall.  That could lead to some interesting riding. 


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: silentbob on May 29, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
(http://www.theamericanview.com/dictator/images/601/bizzaro1.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Smiling End on May 29, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
(http://www.theamericanview.com/dictator/images/601/bizzaro1.jpg)

Bizzaro is teh best.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 29, 2008, 05:55:56 PM
Warning - Nerd comment below - Warning


I'm surprised no one chose the Juggernaut from Marvel Comics.  One of his powers was that he was unstoppable once he was in motion.  That would mean no danger (other than to the bike) from a fall.  That could lead to some interesting riding. 

he was nothing without his helmet though.
or was it that his helmet worked like magneto's and kept xavier out of his brain?

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bSuvOVH0aSQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: NAKID on May 29, 2008, 06:20:18 PM
Didn't his shield serve as a cowl on his cycle?? (found it)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=da7MRzF8pJ0

Dude, was it that horrible when I watched it as a kid?


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Buckethead on May 30, 2008, 02:38:38 AM
Warning - Nerd comment below - Warning


I'm surprised no one chose the Juggernaut from Marvel Comics.  One of his powers was that he was unstoppable once he was in motion.  That would mean no danger (other than to the bike) from a fall.  That could lead to some interesting riding. 

It would also give one the right to walk around saying things like "Don't you know? I'm the Juggernaut, pregnant dog."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3602863120624916184&q=I%27m+the+juggernaut+pregnant dog&ei=1dg_SJmYAYGe-AGJ8JXWCA&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3602863120624916184&q=I%27m+the+juggernaut+pregnant dog&ei=1dg_SJmYAYGe-AGJ8JXWCA&hl=en)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Smiling End on May 30, 2008, 06:18:50 AM
I love that Juggernaut pregnant dog clip.  It's makes me lol everytime I watch it. 

Juggernaut got his powers from the ruby of Cyttorak and the helmet was just to prevent telepaths from being able to attack him. 


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 30, 2008, 07:10:44 AM
I love that Juggernaut pregnant dog clip.  It's makes me lol everytime I watch it. 

Juggernaut got his powers from the ruby of Cyttorak and the helmet was just to prevent telepaths from being able to attack him. 

Your friends all think that's awesome:
(http://www.beancitynights.org/pics/Mr.%20Richoz%20and%20nerds.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: silentbob on May 30, 2008, 07:17:58 AM
The Black Toad

http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=3288.0 (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=3288.0)

or Captain Underpants

***** WARNING - Possibly vomit inducing *****
http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg (http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: ducatiz on May 30, 2008, 07:23:35 AM
man, f*ck you, that is disgusting.  thank God for Adblock.


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: DCXCV on May 30, 2008, 07:42:31 AM
or Captain Underpants

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, proceed directly to Ban Yourself
 (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=2292.0)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Smiling End on May 30, 2008, 08:23:01 AM
Your friends all think that's awesome:
(http://www.beancitynights.org/pics/Mr.%20Richoz%20and%20nerds.jpg)

Hahahaha, and I tried to tone down what I was gonna say.  :(


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on May 30, 2008, 09:26:02 AM
Your friends all think that's awesome:
(http://www.beancitynights.org/pics/Mr.%20Richoz%20and%20nerds.jpg)

Is that Tron guy in the middle?
(http://www.tronguy.net/images/headshot-web.jpg)


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Ducatista on May 31, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
I would be....

THE CAT HERDER!!!


Title: Re: If you could be a super hero...who would you be?
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 31, 2008, 09:00:15 PM
Either Green Lantern (no idea why....he just seemed cool when I was a youngster) or The Tick.



SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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