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Title: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 03:07:09 PM
At me!!!

Got my new-to-me 04' s4r last weekend.  Spent the week in school so I could not ride it.  Then Thursday night hits and it starts raining so I can't ride.  Been raining ever since and now, NOW IT'S make the beast with two backsING SNOWING!!!  It is march 1st in South Carolina and it's make the beast with two backsin snowing!!!  We have been in a drought for 2.5 years down here and I have been without a bike.  As soon as I get another monster this shit starts.  He's laughing I know he is.

Last year at this time I was outside in shorts and a tee.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 01, 2009, 03:15:36 PM
I'm laughing at you too  ;) :P
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 03:18:55 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 01, 2009, 03:15:36 PM
I'm laughing at you too  ;) :P

Your just laughing to be mean cause I did'nt buy YOUR s4r.  ;)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: the_Journeyman on March 01, 2009, 03:28:48 PM
It's ok, I'm sitting up here in the NC mountains, with charged batteries, lubed chains & six inches of snow outside...

JM
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: z0mb1e_DUC on March 01, 2009, 04:32:51 PM
I wish I only  had just 6 inches of snow.   [bang]
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Buckethead on March 01, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
I live in Maine.

I hate you all.

And snow. I especially hate snow.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: DuciD03 on March 01, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
I'm laughing at you too  

Quote from: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 03:18:55 PM
Your just laughing to be mean cause I did'nt buy YOUR s4r.  ;)

you guys are funny .... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .........  ;D  Yes

May the gods smile upon us all ........... hope the snow melts, the rain stops and the sun shines soon. [moto]
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: minnesotamonster on March 01, 2009, 04:54:22 PM
yeah, boo hoo.

I've still got another month left, at least. (Minnesota)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
You guys just have to understand my consternation.  6 years ago I was living in MI and had been for quite a few years (was born there).  Part of the reason I moved to SC was b/c I prefer warmer weather and the longer riding season.  When I moved down here it was raining constantly for the first couple of years.  Then I got rid of the m750 due to circumstances beyond my control.  It stopped raining and we have been in prime riding weather ever since.  I buy a new bike and now we are having freakish weather for the season within days of my purchase.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Privateer on March 01, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
describe this "snow" of which you speak?

(http://[url=http://image.weather.com/images/maps/current/sw_curtemp_440x297.jpg%5Dhttp://image.weather.com/images/maps/current/sw_curtemp_440x297.jpg%5B/url%5D)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: Privateer on March 01, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
describe this "snow" of which you speak?

(http://[url=http://image.weather.com/images/maps/current/sw_curtemp_440x297.jpg%5Dhttp://image.weather.com/images/maps/current/sw_curtemp_440x297.jpg%5B/url%5D)



God's dandruff
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: LA on March 01, 2009, 05:55:24 PM
Yes, but a month ago it was like summer here.  

I've enjoyed some beautiful sunny Blue Ridge Mt. days this winter.

I feel you pain though.  Hang in there.  It's suppose to be

clear and 44 tues.,
54 Wed.
64 Thurs.
and 70 and sunny on Friday and Sat.

And by the way, what make you think God's a he?

My first wife told me God is a black woman.  She was so good lookin .........I believed everything she said.

LA
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 05:57:08 PM
Quote from: LA on March 01, 2009, 05:55:24 PM

And by the way, what make you think God's a he?

My first wife told me God is a black woman.  She was so good lookin .........I believed everything she said.

LA


Because HE has a sense of humor. ;)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 01, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 05:46:56 PM

God's dandruff

Nature's bukakke.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: fastwin on March 01, 2009, 06:54:35 PM
Not to be a complete turd but it's going to be in the 80's this week in DFW,TX. Was 86+ last Thursday. Of course I'm not sure if it will ever rain again. :P Drought and a half here too... >:( Can you say cracks in the foundation??
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: El Matador on March 01, 2009, 08:03:14 PM
Not to be a dick or anything, but I'm going to my first trackday of the season this Sat.  ;)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 08:05:01 PM
just lost power for over an hour.  make the beast with two backsing hilarious.  Seen over 3' come down in 7 hours in MI and never lost power there for snow.  Get 4" here and the power goes out.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: ducpainter on March 01, 2009, 08:05:39 PM
Quote from: El Matador on March 01, 2009, 08:03:14 PM
Not to be a dick or anything, but I'm going to my first trackday of the season this Sat.  ;)
Ya know...

the disclaimer isn't working for me.   ;D
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 08:09:09 PM
Even funnier my driveway is on a steep hill and since it was raining all day before it snowed the rain under the snow froze so it is snow on top of ice and I am stuck in the house.  Hope the power stays on cause I only have about 5 small logs to burn then I will be into the furniture lol.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: El Matador on March 01, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 01, 2009, 08:05:39 PM
Ya know...

the disclaimer isn't working for me.   ;D

;D

You should move to a warmer climate. year round riding here in Texas.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: needtorque on March 01, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
Quote from: El Matador on March 01, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
;D

You should move to a warmer climate. year round riding here in Texas.  [thumbsup]

Ya but I have a hard time dealing with all the country music here in SC I cannot imagine the country level in Texas. ;D
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Bun-bun on March 01, 2009, 08:33:01 PM
Quote from: El Matador on March 01, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
;D

You should move to a warmer climate. year round riding here in Texas.  [thumbsup]
Yeah, if you like riding in 110+ heat all summer long.











And don't even try that "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" shit!!
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: hcomp on March 02, 2009, 01:36:42 AM
We got well into the 90's today in Arizona......hence the expression; "Hell being taken we'll settle for Phoenix". That being said, makes for great oil cooler testing weather for summer.
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: ArguZ on March 02, 2009, 02:26:52 AM
Some snow hate from Denmark too.  [puke]
Oh wait...the snow made room for rain now...cold spray of shit from above.
Season here starts in April if you are lucky...and then you better have long underwear and good Goretex stuff 
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on March 02, 2009, 03:11:33 AM
Yes I am laughing my ass of too ;D [laugh] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: psycledelic on March 02, 2009, 03:57:06 AM
Be patient man.  I have lived outside Charlotte NC all of my life and the good weather really, really, really out weighs the bad.  With the right gear, you can ride year around in this area.  (except for this week of course). Just sit in your garage, rev your engine, and break your neigbhors in. 
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: NAKID on March 02, 2009, 04:18:46 AM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/JoshFan1980a/DSC06544.jpg)

(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/finger.gif)
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: Duc Fever on March 02, 2009, 08:18:54 AM
Ice and snow should be no problem DUCATI has you covered  [thumbsup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9M3P_P9_U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9M3P_P9_U)




Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: fastwin on March 02, 2009, 08:28:59 AM
Quote from: ryanracer on March 02, 2009, 01:36:42 AM
We got well into the 90's today in Arizona......hence the expression; "Hell being taken we'll settle for Phoenix". That being said, makes for great oil cooler testing weather for summer.


I like that expression, can I use it and change it to Texas if I give you credit for it? [clap] Well, at least in Phoenix it's a dry heat. Here in DFW it's humid as s#@t and hot. Don't even get me started about Houston's heat/humidity index.:P
Title: Re: God is laughing
Post by: JoeChieftain on March 02, 2009, 08:37:34 AM
Quote from: Colonel Angus on March 01, 2009, 04:54:22 PM
yeah, boo hoo.

I've still got another month left, at least. (Minnesota)

Yeah last Friday's 10 inches or so made me more bitter than normal.