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Title: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 03, 2009, 04:09:02 PM
I knew it!



http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_030209_news_portland_unhappy_city.1c81f7b4.html (http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_030209_news_portland_unhappy_city.1c81f7b4.html)

Is Portland the unhappiest city in America?

04:21 PM PST on Monday, March 2, 2009

By FRANK MUNGEAM, Kgw.com Staff


The Rose City is no Disneyland, if a new survey is to be believed.

Portland is the unhappiest city in America, according to a ranking published in Business Week.

In an article entitled “Recession Takes Its Emotional Toll on Cities”, BusinessWeek.com presents its ranking of the “20 unhappiest cities” in American, and Portland comes out on top â€" or the bottom, depending on how you look at it.

According to the magazine's rankings, Portlanders were even more unhappy than those in living in unhappy cities like Detroit, Las Vegas, and New Orleans.

“We gave most emphasis to suicide and depression rates, crime, and economic factors,” writes Prashant Gopal in the story.

According to the article, Portland fared worst of the cities measured due to high depression and suicide rates.

The story cites a 71% year-to-year jump in calls to Oregon's suicide and drug and alcohol helpline. The suicide data, according to the article, were five years old.

Cities were ranked based on their rates of suicide, depression, divorce, unemployment, job loss, population loss, crime, amount of green space, and cloudy days.

Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: jdubbs32584 on March 03, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
Good! More negative press means more people staying away!

*grump*


;D
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Mother on March 03, 2009, 04:21:36 PM
it's working

















;D
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Bick on March 03, 2009, 04:38:30 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 03, 2009, 04:21:36 PM
it's working


Truth in advertising?

Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 03, 2009, 05:08:58 PM
So Mom does that mean business is good?
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: krolik on March 03, 2009, 08:51:24 PM
The only solution is to drink more beer. [drink]
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: IZ on March 03, 2009, 09:14:05 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 03, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
Good! More negative press means more people staying away!

*grump*


;D

I hope you can make it in the NW longer than I did JBub!

It really is a beautiful place!  I especially enjoyed my visit to the PDX.  The Ducatisti there are top notch!   [thumbsup]

You just have to find things to keep you occupied during those 10 months of rain and gloom!
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Mother on March 04, 2009, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 03, 2009, 05:08:58 PM
So Mom does that mean business is good?

It is

the obvious crowd favorite is a rifle or shotgun

but

The participants usually go for the pills

Seconded by the knife

Followed by the rope

and rarely do they succeed

although, the more rare the method, the higher the success rate





Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Ddan on March 04, 2009, 03:49:02 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 04, 2009, 03:30:48 AM
It is

the obvious crowd favorite is a rifle or shotgun

but

The participants usually go for the pills

Seconded by the knife

Followed by the rope

and rarely do they succeed

although, the more rare the method, the higher the success rate






A clear business opportunity, you could start a school.
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 04, 2009, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: krolik on March 03, 2009, 08:51:24 PM
The only solution is to drink more beer. [drink]

but they are about to slap another tax on it!
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: the_Journeyman on March 04, 2009, 07:43:34 AM
I'll just brew me some mead ~

JM
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: DCXCV on March 04, 2009, 08:39:23 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 04, 2009, 03:30:48 AM
It is

the obvious crowd favorite is a rifle or shotgun

but

The participants usually go for the pills

Seconded by the knife

Followed by the rope

and rarely do they succeed

although, the more rare the method, the higher the success rate

I've always thought that must be the most depressing thing of all...
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: lauramonster on March 04, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
so you're saying ther're depressed AND STUPID!!!!!   :P

Kinda like perverted darwinianism!!!
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 04, 2009, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 03, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
Good! More negative press means more people staying away!

*grump*

;D

I agree, and if you do come to Portland, stay on your side of the dang river! The North side is my turf, and it's crowded enough as it is.

The Doc
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Mother on March 05, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
The North side? Are you in the 'couv' Doc?
Title: Re: Portland Oregon-dank, dreary, and depressing.
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 06, 2009, 08:48:21 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 05, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
The North side? Are you in the 'couv' Doc?

Yes, yes I am. However I fear I am not 'cool' enough to call it 'the couv', plus that sounds kinda, well, dumb actually. I just call it Vancouver. My wife and I actually plan on moving northeast about 20 minutes to the Hockinson area. Building my own house on thirty acres sounds pretty good to me.

The Doc