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Title: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Jobu on March 06, 2009, 10:09:44 PM
If so, I have the man for you.

His name is Jesus (from El Salvador; not from Nazareth), and I'm just trying to get his name out there for him.

Here is his letter of recommendation, directly from the hands of his manager:

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3368/3334053525_40c1a83947.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: zarn02 on March 06, 2009, 10:27:23 PM
what's not to love? [laugh]
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Grampa on March 07, 2009, 07:50:22 AM
is Tre black?
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 11:16:39 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 07, 2009, 07:50:22 AM
is Tre black?


That's been a point of debate for years now.

The easy answer is "yes".
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Grampa on March 07, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
Quote from: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 11:16:39 AM

That's been a point of debate for years now.

The easy answer is "yes".

does Jesus hate Tre?
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 11:47:36 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 07, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
does Jesus hate Tre?



Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Grampa on March 07, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Quote from: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 11:47:36 AM


Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.

Jesus needs a hug
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 07, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Jesus needs a hug



He needs a lot more than a hug.
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Grampa on March 07, 2009, 12:13:59 PM
Is Jesus a black belt?
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 07, 2009, 12:13:59 PM
Is Jesus a black belt?


No.

That part of that letter was a joke.

Jesus is one of the goofiest, most uncoordinated, least physically threatening people you could imagine.
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Grampa on March 07, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
Quote from: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 12:25:37 PM

No.

That part of that letter was a joke.

Jesus is one of the goofiest, most uncoordinated, least physically threatening people you could imagine.

then.... he is of no use to me





next applicant please



[laugh]
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: needtorque on March 07, 2009, 05:30:54 PM
I just wonder how trustworthy Jesus is.
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: Privateer on March 07, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
i dunno, he seems like a pretty happening guy
(http://kiddmillennium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jesus-thumps-up1.jpg)
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: NAKID on March 07, 2009, 08:25:46 PM
Quote from: Privateer on March 07, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
i dunno, he seems like a pretty happening guy
(http://kiddmillennium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jesus-thumps-up1.jpg)


God I love that movie...
Title: Re: Anybody looking for good help?
Post by: El Matador on March 07, 2009, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: Rameses on March 07, 2009, 11:47:36 AM


Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.


That's true. I do hate everyone, but I love myself.

And, funny enough, I practiced martial arts most my life.
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