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Title: Don't quit your day...er... night job....
Post by: ryandalling on March 09, 2009, 02:58:53 PM
So... Saturday night I was at a local gentlemen's club with some friends... and I was wearing my "Ducati Mechanica" shirt... and below the logo it says, "Balogna" .... so one of the young ladies comes up to me and says, and I kid you not, "Cool shirt. Is that the company that makes balogna? How come theres a motorcycle on it?" (She pronounced it as "ba-low-nee") 

I opened my mouth to respond, intending to say, "And it's amazing that I found you working here."

However, what actually came out was... "Let me buy you a drink."    [laugh]


Title: Re: Don't quit your day...er... night job....
Post by: The Plumber on March 09, 2009, 07:50:07 PM
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/yay2.gif)  [drink]   [laugh]


Title: Re: Don't quit your day...er... night job....
Post by: Buckethead on March 09, 2009, 08:09:35 PM
Some intrepid gentleman here in Maine just opened a topless coffee shop.

$3 a cup is a bit steep for coffee, but hey, there's boobies.



Title: Re: Don't quit your day...er... night job....
Post by: Mother on March 09, 2009, 11:51:04 PM
shit, coffee costs more than that here and there aren't any boobs


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