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Title: This is my rifle...
Post by: moto-zen on March 11, 2009, 09:18:32 AM
...this is for fun!
http://tinyurl.com/2kmtan (http://tinyurl.com/2kmtan)
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: The Plumber on March 11, 2009, 09:40:33 AM
That's one bad a$$ scooter..  :o
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: MrFryMoto on March 11, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
oh cool, it has reverse  ;)
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: The Architect on March 11, 2009, 11:36:23 AM
How does the heat from the pipe effect comfort?
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: moto-zen on March 11, 2009, 11:37:35 AM
Quote from: red duke on March 11, 2009, 11:36:23 AM
How does the heat from the pipe effect comfort?
It's called "built-in birth control"
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Grampa on March 11, 2009, 11:53:03 AM
I gots me one

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/100_1667.jpg?t=1236797557)


[cheeky]
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
But it's French!

Shouldn't the gun be pointing the other direction for maximum effectiveness?  ;D

(http://mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/triumph01.jpg)

I keed, only because I love.

Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Grampa on March 11, 2009, 02:45:38 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
But it's French!

Shouldn't the gun be pointing the other direction for maximum effectiveness?  ;D

(http://mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/triumph01.jpg)

I keed, only because I love.



actually... if it were, it would work just fine.....when in retreat mode
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 11, 2009, 02:45:38 PM
actually... if it were, it would work just fine.....when in retreat mode

Uhm. That was the whole joke dude.

Not the sharpest bulb in the deck, are ya?  [cheeky]
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Jarvicious on March 11, 2009, 06:18:45 PM
"The world's first "crotch rocket" was unveiled today at France's yearly motorbike convention in.........."
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Grampa on March 11, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Uhm. That was the whole joke dude.

Not the sharpest bulb in the deck, are ya?  [cheeky]

huh

















[laugh]
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Rameses on March 11, 2009, 08:35:14 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on March 11, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
oh cool, it has reverse  ;)


Nope.  The weapon gases are vent out the rear.  It's a recoilless rifle.   [thumbsup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMCA_Troupes_Aer%C3%B3l_Port%C3%A9es_Mle._56 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMCA_Troupes_Aer%C3%B3l_Port%C3%A9es_Mle._56)





Quote from: Drunken Monkey on March 11, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
But it's French!

Shouldn't the gun be pointing the other direction for maximum effectiveness?  ;D



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[clap]
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Chchadder on March 11, 2009, 09:41:43 PM
No wonder the French haven't won a war in a while...
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Oldfisti on March 12, 2009, 04:27:12 AM
First time ever in history the French take something Italian and make it better.      [cheeky]
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: abby normal on March 12, 2009, 07:04:44 AM
sharpest bulb in the deck?  our good-haired marketing guy says stuff like that:

"... it was like watching molasses dry"

"... it's time to dig our toes in"

"... i'm just talking out loud"

"... we've got a long road to hoe"

that's right folks ... the finest MBA money can buy.
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Oldfisti on March 12, 2009, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: abby normal on March 12, 2009, 07:04:44 AM
sharpest bulb in the deck?  our good-haired marketing guy says stuff like that:

"... it was like watching molasses dry"

"... it's time to dig our toes in"

"... i'm just talking out loud"

"... we've got a long road to hoe"

that's right folks ... the finest MBA money can buy.


Quick f-bomb...


Make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fDykIsLrs#lq-hq)
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Holden on March 12, 2009, 01:48:10 PM
Quote from: red duke on March 11, 2009, 11:36:23 AM
How does the heat from the pipe affect comfort?

It wouldn't get very hot after one shot. I don't know how long it took to get off and reload it, but it would be long enough...
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on March 13, 2009, 10:52:21 AM
that is spankin awesome













(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/army.gif)
Title: Re: This is my rifle...
Post by: Electron on March 14, 2009, 09:38:09 PM
Damn, I'd like to own that.   8)