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Title: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on March 22, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
nope its not a photo chop that is the new 4 door porsche panamera

(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-014.gif)




(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/03/002_panameratech.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: LA on March 22, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
WoW! I like it. At least from this side.

what Engine?  Its V-8 engines will reportedly be from the Cayenne, naturally aspirated (385 hp) and turbocharged (500 hp) versions of the 4.8-liter V-8,  There are also rumors of the Cayenne's V-6 option being available as well as a top-of-the-range version of the block that powers the Porsche Carrera GT.

LA(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq353/1ajess/porsche-panamera-spyshot.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 22, 2009, 09:28:05 PM
It's not great... but it could have been worse?

It kinda reminds me of the Hearstuar from Harold and Maude, in a good way.

(http://www.jagweb.com/jaguarmodelclub/TVjags/HM/Jaguar%20EType%201961%20Harold%20%20Maude%202.jpg)

Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Alexandre on March 22, 2009, 09:55:02 PM
terribly ugly  :-X
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Post by: Smokescreen on March 22, 2009, 09:58:14 PM
ahh, brand dilution.  Ain't it grand.  Next they should make a Porsche subcompact, like the BMW 1 series.  That'd really ice the cake
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: Holden on March 22, 2009, 11:08:26 PM
At least it's better than an SUV... at everything. ;)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Desmostro on March 22, 2009, 11:10:50 PM
I like Herald's E type JagHearst better.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 22, 2009, 11:29:47 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on March 22, 2009, 11:10:50 PM
I like Herald's E type JagHearst better.
Seriously. It's the 4 seater (okay, 2 + 1)  sports car all others should be judged against.

BTW: This could be far worse. I mean they might make an SUV (oh wait) or a minivan.

(http://personal.inet.fi/surf/porschenet/text/fut_plan/varrera/varrera3.jpg)

BTW: This rumored minivan surfaced a few years ago (http://personal.inet.fi/surf/porschenet/text/fut_plan/varrera/index.html), it might still happen.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 05:32:48 AM
Front 3/4 view  [thumbsup]
Rear 3/4 view   [puke]
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: superjohn on March 23, 2009, 06:00:01 AM
Quote from: wark on March 22, 2009, 11:08:26 PM
At least it's better than an SUV... at everything. ;)

My thoughts exactly. At least it's not a truck.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: stateprez on March 23, 2009, 06:05:22 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on March 22, 2009, 09:28:05 PM

(http://www.jagweb.com/jaguarmodelclub/TVjags/HM/Jaguar%20EType%201961%20Harold%20%20Maude%202.jpg)


First thing that came to me was the '62 Ferrari 250 GT Drogo....otherwise known as the bread van.
(http://www.pestalozzi.net/sb/ferrari_breadvan/bv_kloepfel1.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: Rob Hilding on March 23, 2009, 06:35:21 AM
Looks like a "squashed" Cayenne to me  [roll]
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Post by: Big Troubled Bear on March 23, 2009, 06:42:14 AM
Fugly :o
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Post by: derby on March 23, 2009, 06:55:58 AM
Quote from: stateprez on March 23, 2009, 06:05:22 AM
First thing that came to me was the '62 Ferrari 250 GT Drogo....otherwise known as the bread van.
(http://www.coachbuild.com/gallery/d/9086-2/Drogo_Ferrari_250GT_SWB_Breadvan_1962_27.jpg)


somewhat off topic, but there's a guy up the street from me with a 250 GTO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_250_GTO)... damn sexy car.

(http://www.diseno-art.com/images/ferrari_250_GTO.jpg)

(http://www.diseno-art.com/images/ferrari_250_GTO_side.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: stateprez on March 23, 2009, 07:33:55 AM
Quote from: derby on March 23, 2009, 06:55:58 AM
somewhat off topic, but there's a guy up the street from me with a 250 GTO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_250_GTO)... damn sexy car.

I'd love to be able to say, "It's the best $20 mil I ever spent."

Tom Price's car?
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Statler on March 23, 2009, 08:32:53 AM
<cough..drama queen thread title...cough>

It's just a car, man.   You don't have to buy one.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on March 23, 2009, 08:39:09 AM
Quote from: Statler on March 23, 2009, 08:32:53 AM
<cough..drama queen thread title...cough>

It's just a car, man.   You don't have to buy one.

yeah, heh
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: il d00d on March 23, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
I like it.  The older I get, the more I like practical cars that also haul ass, like the M5.  BMW seems to have veered more towards the luxury side of the sport-luxo continuum - it will be good to have some competition in that niche.

Also, brand dilution would be more like the 914 or the 924.  Using the good Porsche name to sell something slower/cheaper.  This looks like a 928 with four doors.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: LA on March 23, 2009, 09:36:58 AM
The older I get, the more I like practical cars that also haul ass, like the M5

Exactly.  I've always been a fan of the 5 series beemers and bought a 535I a long time ago.

But, if one evaluated the new M5 (V10) on looks alone, one might miss the whole point.  I got a chance to drive one on a closed course test track at the BMW factory in Greenville, SC.  make the beast with two backsing wow!  An almost 200 mph, 4 or 5 place 500 hp grocery getter that handles as if it were glued to the pavement and maybe the most car performance available for the money ....... on the planet.

Form always follows function for me anyway.  But after form .... function.

LA
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 23, 2009, 09:39:47 AM
Its going to be powered by  versions of the Cayenne engine. Modified V6, V8, and turbo V8 is what we are being told. There will be an all wheel drive version as well. It will sell very well and is intended to go after the big BMWs and Mercedes type cars. My dealership has several orders in a for them already. I may not be sold on the looks but all I see is a paycheck.  Everybody talked bad about the Cayenne when it came out but they represent half of the cars we sell and service, so yes they do very well for Porsche.  They should be fairly bulletproof too since they are using a proven engine design. They are currently using a modified Cayenne V8 in the RS Spyder. The trans will be the PDK setup that is currently in use in the sportscar line. I can't wait for them to get here.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Speedbag on March 23, 2009, 03:56:08 PM
Not me, rather have a Cayman S any day.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 23, 2009, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 23, 2009, 03:56:08 PM
Not me, rather have a Cayman S any day.  [thumbsup]


Sadly I agree with you.  Of any cars in the line up, the Cayman S is what does it for me.  Especially the new one with the DFI engine.  The GT3 also ranks up there in my book but it would be a hard choice between that and an optioned out Cayman S.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with cauti
Post by: Holden on March 23, 2009, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: il d00d on March 23, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
I like it.  The older I get, the more I like practical cars that also haul ass, like the M5.  BMW seems to have veered more towards the luxury side of the sport-luxo continuum - it will be good to have some competition in that niche.

I agree. But Audi wins in this category with the 580 hp RS6 Avant. ;)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 23, 2009, 03:56:08 PM
Not me, rather have a Cayman S any day.  [thumbsup]

I'll take one of these please!

(http://www.allcarwallpapers.com/wallpapers/cache/allcarwallpapers.com/1024x768/porsche-porsche-cayman-s-porsche-design-edition-1-11142.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 23, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
I'll take one of these please!

(http://www.allcarwallpapers.com/wallpapers/cache/allcarwallpapers.com/1024x768/porsche-porsche-cayman-s-porsche-design-edition-1-11142.jpg)

[drool]

yes, please!!!

[/drool]
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 07:50:28 PM
In case you can't tell, that's gloss black with matte black stripes...
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Post by: Buckethead on March 23, 2009, 07:54:35 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 07:50:28 PM
In case you can't tell, that's goddam sexy

Fixed.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on March 23, 2009, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
I'll take one of these please!

(http://www.allcarwallpapers.com/wallpapers/cache/allcarwallpapers.com/1024x768/porsche-porsche-cayman-s-porsche-design-edition-1-11142.jpg)

THATS fkin dope!
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Post by: ducpainter on March 23, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
My favorite Ferrari.....

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3381345578_13876ecccb.jpg?v=0)

because I was lucky enough to get to drive one. ;D
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: NAKID on March 23, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on March 23, 2009, 07:56:23 PM
THATS fkin dope!

And cheaper than that Carrera 4S...
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on March 23, 2009, 10:35:48 PM
Quote from: Statler on March 23, 2009, 08:32:53 AM
<cough..drama queen thread title...cough>

It's just a car, man.   You don't have to buy one.

nah its a Porsche its def not just a car
this is just a car

(http://images.cars.com/main/DMI/151689/C2352M.jpg)
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 24, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 23, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
My favorite Ferrari.....

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3381345578_13876ecccb.jpg?v=0)

because I was lucky enough to get to drive one. ;D


I'm a bit jealous.
Title: Re: OK I just puked all over my key board... NOT SAFE FOR WORK, open with caution.
Post by: Desmostro on March 24, 2009, 10:09:09 AM
When I look at that diluted thing that started this post, I feel violated.

Quote from: il d00d on March 23, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
...
The older I get, the more I like practical cars that also haul ass, like the M5.
... Using the good Porsche name to sell something slower/cheaper.  This looks like a 928 with four doors.

Na.  The 928 was still sexy as hell. THIS is a 4 seater, hatch back that hauled ass.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2576400220_27b005d234.jpg)