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Title: Ghetto prom
Post by: Pakhan on May 15, 2008, 10:58:42 AM
This might be a derby, but someone emailed this to me and it's too funny not to share.



Prom Day in "The Hood" !!

Jar Jar, Lord Fauntleroy an! d Gunga Din ... take note
of the numerous police vehicles and the ambulance!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image001.jpg)

Prom dresses sure have changed
since I was in high school !
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image002.jpg)

What is that around her neck?
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image003.jpg)

Why all the "POleece" in the background?
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image004.jpg)

There is a Buick with missing seat covers
somewhere in The Hood .
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image005.jpg)

He stole that hat from Boy George ....
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image006.jpg)

Do these dresses make our asses look fat?
(No, your asses make these dresses look fat!)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image007.jpg)

What's holding those up?
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image008.jpg)

No comment ..
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image009.jpg)

Who's Yo Momma?
WHO'S YO MOMMA?!!!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image010.jpg)

Yikes!!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image011.jpg)

DOUBLE YIKES!!!!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image012.jpg)

The token white guy.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image013.jpg)

And, last but not least:
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image016.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 15, 2008, 11:04:18 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 15, 2008, 11:08:48 AM

DOUBLE YIKES!!!!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image012.jpg)


 ;D

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/joelruegg/lamar1.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Jaman on May 15, 2008, 11:13:38 AM
Someone sent this to me the other day, & I read it as "Getto Porn" and sent him this pic (from old WTF thread) back... (sorry!)

<edit by admin>
pic removed.

come on, man.  Where do you see in the rules that a scrotum hanging below an amputee's stump would be an ok picture?


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: swerdna on May 15, 2008, 11:17:34 AM
I thought of this...

(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/poohprom.jpg)

From  here (http://www.photobasement.com/its-a-winnie-the-pooh-prom/).


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: James.M on May 15, 2008, 12:30:11 PM
hahaha, quality laughing material for hours...


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: NuTTs on May 15, 2008, 12:41:23 PM
People who dress like this really DO exist?

 [puke]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
People who dress like this really DO exist?

 [puke]



Seriously, why the make the beast with two backs do people dress up in silly costumes just to participate in an event they deem special.

Nice avatar by the way.

 [evil]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: swerdna on May 15, 2008, 01:47:58 PM


Seriously, why the make the beast with two backs do people dress up in silly costumes just to participate in an event they deem special.

Nice avatar by the way.

 [evil]

(http://www.uncov.com/assets/2007/6/29/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg)

Very nice.


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Sgt_H on May 15, 2008, 01:50:32 PM
Prom dresses sure have changed
since I was in high school !

So have physiques!


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 15, 2008, 01:57:53 PM
And, last but not least:
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image016.jpg)

Apparently someone spent so much money on their dress costume, they couldn't afford toe nail clippers.


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Bun-bun on May 15, 2008, 02:44:41 PM

[And, last but not least:
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image016.jpg)
[/quote]



Okay, This is going to require years of intensive psychotherapy to get over, where do I send the bills?

 That is just NAASTY!.


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 15, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
OMG!!!!!! Just when you think you've seen it all :P

What year were those taken?!?

 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]



Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: NuTTs on May 15, 2008, 03:44:53 PM


Seriously, why the make the beast with two backs do people dress up in silly costumes just to participate in an event they deem special.

Nice avatar by the way.

 [evil]

I like lederhosen, it´s kinky.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Vindingo on May 15, 2008, 03:48:10 PM
What year were those taken?!?

Guessing by the license plates on the cars in the pictures, it was in New Jersey. 

I kid you not, that is EXACTLY what my senior prom looked like. 


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on May 15, 2008, 05:04:33 PM
So have physiques!

These girls/guys are like, 18 yrs old! They should be peaking physically at that age. I counted maybe 2 girls in 20 who were what I would consider normal - but by today's standards would be considered 'skinny'.  :-X

And then they go and compound the problem by dressing like - that!  [bang]



Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Vindingo on May 15, 2008, 05:35:01 PM

WHO'S YO MOMMA?!!!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/prom/image010.jpg)

I guess her parents dont have to worry about her getting knocked up after the prom!   [laugh]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Monstermash on May 15, 2008, 06:08:05 PM

Why all the "POleece" in the background?


 I hope your kidding... [roll]

 This has to be the most un-P.C. thread on the DMF


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 06:10:39 PM
I hope your kidding... [roll]

 This has to be the most un-P.C. thread on the DMF


Agreed. Equal time for the Guidos:


(http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Vindingo on May 15, 2008, 06:15:01 PM
one for the red necks and hill billys...

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/sandge/villeplatteprom.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Vindingo on May 15, 2008, 06:17:22 PM
dont mess with Texas 

(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/redneck_prom.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 06:18:50 PM
one for the red necks and hill billys...

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/sandge/villeplatteprom.jpg)


I don't see anyone in that picture.


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on May 15, 2008, 06:26:24 PM

I don't see anyone in that picture.

Center of frame - you'll see an distortion, like in predator....

"I seeeee you MFo.... " lol


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Vindingo on May 15, 2008, 06:35:47 PM

I don't see anyone in that picture.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Duc Stamp on May 15, 2008, 08:30:25 PM
Someone sent this to me the other day, & I read it as "Getto Porn" and sent him this pic (from old WTF thread) back... (sorry!)

<edit by admin>
pic removed.

come on, man.  Where do you see in the rules that a scrotum hanging below an amputee's stump would be an ok picture?

I want to thank Chris for describing the picture he removed so we know what we are missing!  [bang]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Xiphias on May 15, 2008, 08:37:47 PM

This thread is beginning to make abortion sound like a good thing.


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 16, 2008, 04:03:02 AM
And I thought Africa were wild !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Pakhan on May 16, 2008, 07:48:32 AM
I hope your kidding... [roll]

 This has to be the most un-P.C. thread on the DMF

All the quotes above the pictures came from the email, not my quotes.

I could care less about being PC.

Thank you for those posting those guidos, pumpkin head in the middle is just too funny.  [laugh]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Grampa on May 16, 2008, 08:10:42 AM
(http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/duct_tape_prom.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Sgt_H on May 16, 2008, 08:43:01 AM
(http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/duct_tape_prom.jpg)

What.  In. The.  Hell is that?


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Ducatista on May 16, 2008, 08:49:56 AM
This thread is beginning to make abortion sound like a good thing.

No, it makes condoms, vasectomies, and other methods seem like a VERY good thing!!!


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Grampa on May 16, 2008, 08:59:20 AM
What.  In. The.  Hell is that?

duct tape prom


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Monsterlover on May 16, 2008, 09:39:05 AM
Nice [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: lucazuma on May 16, 2008, 10:18:31 AM

...it sucks that we dont have prom in Italy  :(


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: SacDuc on May 16, 2008, 10:25:27 AM
...it sucks that we dont have prom in Italy  :(


You were probably too busy drinking & make the beast with two backsing to go to a bad dance with bad music in a rented tux before you could get the hell out of there and get on with the drinking & make the beast with two backsing.

sac


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: lucazuma on May 16, 2008, 12:05:04 PM


yeah, but the DRAMA and the stretched limos....  [wine]


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: SacDuc on May 16, 2008, 01:29:54 PM

yeah, but the DRAMA and the stretched limos....  [wine]


You're a glutton for punishment luca.  ;)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: superjohn on May 16, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
What.  In. The.  Hell is that?

Was the prom theme "The world of Elton John"?


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: El Matador on May 17, 2008, 09:31:07 AM
...it sucks that we dont have prom in Italy  :(

we didn't have prom in Venezuela either, but we did have a gradution party that included scantily clad brazilian dancers and a whole lotta booze...

 ;D ;D ;D

Pics:

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5462/escanear0005oy1.jpg)


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: rgramjet on May 17, 2008, 10:04:10 AM

I don't see anyone in that picture.

Realtree is sooo 20 minutes ago......

ADVANTAGE 3D all the way Baby!!!    ;D


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: Clyde Frog on May 20, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
dont mess with Texas 

(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/redneck_prom.jpg)

Wait a sec,. There's 7 dudes and 6 chicks??? Is that a texan thing?


Title: Re: Ghetto prom
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 20, 2008, 09:44:31 AM
The dude in the white vest is going stag ~

JM


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