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Title: how long can you last
Post by: Grampa on March 25, 2009, 01:00:58 PM


.19 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb8VoPs6S_c#lq2-hq-vhq%5B/url)
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: rgramjet on March 25, 2009, 01:03:48 PM
Ha Beat YA!  .45!!!

Oh yea, I had the mute on...
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: MikeZ on March 25, 2009, 01:05:29 PM
Holy SHIT!
That's terrible.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Grampa on March 25, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on March 25, 2009, 01:03:48 PM
Ha Beat YA!  .45!!!

Oh yea, I had the mute on...

cheater
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Speeddog on March 25, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
1:36.

:P
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: gm2 on March 25, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
.08
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: CairnsDuc on March 25, 2009, 01:29:21 PM
1:40 That is the Suckiest bunch of Suck that ever Sucked!!!  [puke]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Vindingo on March 25, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
I watched the whole thing... I was mezmorised.   

.32-0.50 is just so naughty... [evil]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: NAKID on March 25, 2009, 01:41:47 PM
I made it to 00:54 just because I was trying to see if it was Judy Tenuta...
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: corey on March 25, 2009, 01:58:47 PM
i watched the whole make the beast with two backsing thing with my volume ALL the way up AT work.
i've watched it before too.
i love this pregnant dog.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Alexandre on March 25, 2009, 02:04:11 PM
0:47
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: triangleforge on March 25, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
0:19? Took me longer than that to figure out what was happening. But I'm real slow. I think I made it to 1:30 or so.

Next question: Where from? I'm guessing Russia or Eastern Europe. (and no cheating and looking at the original YouTube page)
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: KopfjÀger on March 25, 2009, 02:19:44 PM
All of it. I'm a sucker for a see through dress.

Searched for some more Keytar.

Keytarist Majic Conner Shredding on a Keytar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2Wmto9fQY#lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: pennyrobber on March 25, 2009, 02:53:40 PM
0:09

Stopped it right when the key-tar kicked in.  [puke]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: superjohn on March 25, 2009, 02:54:12 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 25, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
I watched the whole thing... I was mezmorised.   

.32-0.50 is just so naughty... [evil]

Whoo Hoo I made it through the whole thing, but then again I do have an extensive collection of masturbatory prog rock and I'm sure some of it is worse than this chick.

I like the little chicken head move she was doing in the segment Vin mentioned  [evil]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Sinister on March 25, 2009, 02:59:31 PM
.39...only because there were boobies and fishnet.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: CraigD426 on March 25, 2009, 03:09:14 PM
I went the distance, I was wanting to see if there would be a boobie slip  [roll]. No luck  :-[. I did like the naughty segment, her grinding on the keyboard added to the spank bank!
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Ddan on March 25, 2009, 03:22:44 PM
BP, you need a job.   













;D
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Grampa on March 25, 2009, 03:28:21 PM
Quote from: Dan on March 25, 2009, 03:22:44 PM
BP, you need a job.   













;D

tell it bruth'a
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Ddan on March 25, 2009, 03:32:19 PM
If we all sent you a dollar a month, would you stop posting shit like that?          [laugh]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Grampa on March 25, 2009, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: Dan on March 25, 2009, 03:32:19 PM
If we all sent you a dollar a month, would you stop posting shit like that?          [laugh]

deal   [cheeky]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: mitt on March 25, 2009, 07:03:47 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on March 25, 2009, 02:53:40 PM
0:09

Stopped it right when the key-tar kicked in.  [puke]


I beat that by 1 second.

mitt
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: DucatiBastard on March 25, 2009, 07:07:38 PM
Ba-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this shits great!  My favorite part was about 1:45 where she points to her other hand a few times  [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]

also when she pulls out the Slash-ish move where the key-tar is a giant plastic penis! AWESOME!!!!

You remember when Hobie on Baywatch bought a Key-Tar at the beach flea market? Then there was that dream sequence of that horrible song with him playing and a bunch of grade school girls dancing?  Ahhh, classic key-tar train-wrecks...
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: ROBsS4R on March 25, 2009, 07:31:42 PM

Oh man...

It ended to early  :-\

I made it through but I was gathering the link and composing an email while it was playing.

My other friends must share in my pain.  [evil]
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Vindingo on March 26, 2009, 10:11:43 AM
atleast BP's had a cute chick...

Worst music video ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M&feature=related#lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: VisceralReaction on March 26, 2009, 10:24:08 AM
1:42

What was so funny was watching just how "into it" she was
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Speeddog on March 26, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
1:29

That was dreadful.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: OverCaffeinated on March 26, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
I made it through the whole thing.

That dude kicked keytar ass man.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: il d00d on March 26, 2009, 10:52:38 AM
Yes, the part where the hand that is not playing points to the hand that is playing, as if to say "Holy shit, can you believe this hand?  That is hand excellence.  I know a think or two about that, because I am a goddamn hand."
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: swampduc on March 26, 2009, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Sinister on March 25, 2009, 02:59:31 PM
.39...only because there were boobies and fishnet.
+1
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: Max LeanAngle on March 26, 2009, 12:57:28 PM



           Clearly, I am not dressing correctly.  If I had "fishnet" Leathers, and matching

Helmet I could get away with just about anything I wanted!!!  [laugh]

I did make it about 3/4 of the way with Miss Flaming Fingers.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: toaster on March 26, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
i made it to the end and it cut off abruptly and i was honestly wondering "what happened?" and wished i could hear the rest...

its not that bad.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 26, 2009, 06:56:19 PM
I want the whole thing.

And I can honestly say I have never wanted to hit a woman as bad as I want to hit this one in my life. (**Disclaimer: I have never hit a woman in my life.)
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on March 27, 2009, 04:44:29 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on March 25, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
1:36.

:P

That's exactly where my head exploded too...
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: toaster on March 27, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 26, 2009, 06:56:19 PM
I want the whole thing.

And I can honestly say I have never wanted to hit a woman as bad as I want to hit this one in my life. (**Disclaimer: I have never hit a woman in my life.)

you really should try it sometime.  its actually quite fun.


ps.  im kidding 100%
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: DucFanatic on March 27, 2009, 02:48:33 PM
i made it through, i just used an old memory technique devised some years ago... i imagined she was playing my pe-tar the whole time.
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: aaronb on March 27, 2009, 04:34:12 PM
i watched the whole thing waiting for some tragic end. 

reminds me of the music from castlevania II for the NES. 
Title: Re: how long can you last
Post by: DuciD03 on March 28, 2009, 08:49:10 PM
..................0.5; ok I'm lying I was waiting to see if it would get better; it didnt.....0.21 ........... is this what happens to over the hill strippers that need to add something interesting to there act? ....... ha; didnt know that was a "key-tar" when ever refered to again I'll be sure to turn tale and run ..... with the fish net stripper in mind ....eeeeeeeeeek! ( huma huma work it baby!)