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Title: This is why you're fat...
Post by: MrFryMoto on April 06, 2009, 01:47:19 PM
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com)
???
  [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
:o
:-\
:-X
[puke]




Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 01:51:32 PM
Cue derby in 3....2...1
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: MrFryMoto on April 06, 2009, 01:53:00 PM
awww son of a pregnant dog!

well look at it anyway!
enjoy it!
need it!
crraaaaave it!!!




Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Buckethead on April 06, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
(http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jgyba82r9mHZLTxo1_r1_500.jpg)

60 lb Rice Crispy treat FTW!

Just look at the proud stoners parents...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: bluemoco on April 06, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
I was preparing to be really repulsed by everything on that site.  For the most part, I was really repulsed.

Then I saw the "Behemoth Glazed Donut"  [bow_down]:

(http://16.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jrijq6sDcv91Ah0o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: DrDesmo on April 06, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
 [evil] MMMM  ....  [evil]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/84914321/deep-fried-grilled-cheese-sandwich-submitted-by (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/84914321/deep-fried-grilled-cheese-sandwich-submitted-by)

(http://9.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jsksdf7nXLlSq8Wo1_r1_500.jpg)

;D

Adam
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on April 06, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
[evil] MMMM  ....  [evil]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/84914321/deep-fried-grilled-cheese-sandwich-submitted-by (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/84914321/deep-fried-grilled-cheese-sandwich-submitted-by)

(http://9.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jsksdf7nXLlSq8Wo1_r1_500.jpg)

;D

Adam

That actually looks pretty tasty

Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on April 06, 2009, 01:53:00 PM
awww son of a pregnant dog!

well look at it anyway!
enjoy it!
need it!
crraaaaave it!!!






[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: DrDesmo on April 06, 2009, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:17:35 PM
That actually looks pretty tasty

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

You damn right!!!  ;D

OM NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
Holy shit what the make the beast with two backs is this?

(http://21.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kcz326vcYP6rLePo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Buckethead on April 06, 2009, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
Holy shit what the make the beast with two backs is this?

Cholesterballs.

They're a delicacy in Arizona, apparently.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: tonyj311 on April 06, 2009, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: bluemoco on April 06, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
I was preparing to be really repulsed by everything on that site.  For the most part, I was really repulsed.

Then I saw the "Behemoth Glazed Donut"  [bow_down]:

(http://16.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jrijq6sDcv91Ah0o1_500.jpg)


Round Rock Donuts in TX!
You ever watch Man Vs Food on Travel Channel?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: krolik on April 06, 2009, 02:48:10 PM
I think my cholesterol level went up by just lookin' at that site. [bacon]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Rameses on April 06, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
Holy shit what the make the beast with two backs is this?

(http://21.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kcz326vcYP6rLePo1_500.jpg)





I've been trying to find a can of that for sale for years.

Never been able to.

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Ash on April 06, 2009, 03:57:53 PM
oddly not a lot of fat tho...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: superjohn on April 06, 2009, 04:15:50 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 02:26:28 PM
Holy shit what the make the beast with two backs is this?

(http://21.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kcz326vcYP6rLePo1_500.jpg)



But....it's only 150 calories. That's good right?
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: derby on April 06, 2009, 04:21:03 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 06, 2009, 01:51:32 PM
Cue derby in 3....2...1

i saw the thread earlier and thought "i could've sworn that thread had more posts..."

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19070.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19070.0)

(i guess it didn't)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: lauramonster on April 06, 2009, 04:25:44 PM
Man vs. Food

great show

oddly, doesn't make me hungry. 

sometimes it's quantity (or blazing fire!), not quality. 

too much food makes me queasy.

but I like Adam's humor and his willingness to see things through to the end.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Jobu on April 06, 2009, 04:51:34 PM
Quote from: superjohn on April 06, 2009, 04:15:50 PM
But....it's only 150 calories. That's good right?

Well, with the fat content, that means you could have 12 cans and it could give you your daily calories (1800), fat (60 g), saturated fat (30 g), and protein (192 g, too much for the average person but good for someone working out a lot) for a day. 

However, that would be 42,000 mg (140 days worth) of cholesterol and  6600 mg (3 days worth) of sodium.  How long would it take for that to kill you?   [laugh]  We need someone to make another "Supersize Me" type of documentary.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Buckethead on April 06, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Quote from: Jobu on April 06, 2009, 04:51:34 PM
We need someone to make another "Supersize Me" type of documentary.

SuperBrain Me.

In the works!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Smokescreen on April 06, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: Rameses on April 06, 2009, 03:53:41 PM


I've been trying to find a can of that for sale for years.

Never been able to.



There's a phone number on the can...  You should call the phone number, I'm sure they could help you.  And I wanna know what happens then!

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jrl14dluHojaFQRo1_500.jpg)

I'd eat that!! I mean, the Thunder Dome?!  That's awesome!!

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Monsterlover on April 07, 2009, 10:50:42 AM
The Porkgasm

(http://9.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kx3215zO37YgggGo1_500.jpg)

"Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail."
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Triple J on April 07, 2009, 11:12:54 AM
Quote from: Smokescreen on April 06, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
There's a phone number on the can...  You should call the phone number, I'm sure they could help you.  And I wanna know what happens then!

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jrl14dluHojaFQRo1_500.jpg)

I'd eat that!! I mean, the Thunder Dome?!  That's awesome!!



That looks friggin' awesome! I'd eat that for sure!! (http://bestsmileys.com/eating1/15.gif)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: IZ on October 05, 2011, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: bluemoco on April 06, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
I was preparing to be really repulsed by everything on that site.  For the most part, I was really repulsed.
Then I saw the "Behemoth Glazed Donut"  [bow_down]:
(http://16.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jrijq6sDcv91Ah0o1_500.jpg)
Tried one of these when I was living in Austin.  Love the glazed doughnut goodness but..  [puke]  Too much!!

Quote from: Buckethead on April 06, 2009, 02:27:39 PM
Cholesterballs.
They're a delicacy in Arizona, apparently.
That reminded me..when I was living in Tucson about 15 years ago, I saw a story on Dateline (or the likes).  It was about the fattest people in the world..the Pima Indian tribe who lived there in The Old Pueblo.  60% of them had Type II diabetes.    :o




Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: IZ on October 05, 2011, 07:01:03 AM
I don't watch Man vs. Food typically but I did catch the episode when he was here in PHX.  Couldn't do the sliders at Chompies so I tried the dog at Cooperstown. 

(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss158/izaac10_album/Cooperstowndog-1.jpg)


(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss158/izaac10_album/Cooperstowndog2.jpg)

:-[

 

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: RAT900 on October 05, 2011, 07:13:42 AM
The Italian Hot dog as made regionally famous by Dickie Dee's and Louis' Tingaling in North Newark NJ

OMG what a trip to heaven and the fat farm

2 Deep fried dogs

stuffed into half a pita made of Pizza Dough,

mustard,

then cooked onions

then cooked peppers

then chunks of potato deep-fried

topped with catsup and salt


(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/thedouble-300x203.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: ManaloEA on October 05, 2011, 07:46:32 AM
My arteries are getting clogged, just looking at these pictures.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: il d00d on October 05, 2011, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: Rameses on April 06, 2009, 03:53:41 PM


I've been trying to find a can of that for sale for years.

Never been able to.



I don't think Armour makes it anymore.  But Rose does :)

http://www.shopfoodex.com/rose-brand-pork-brains-milk-gravy-p-34778.html (http://www.shopfoodex.com/rose-brand-pork-brains-milk-gravy-p-34778.html)

Bon appetit.  Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: herm on October 05, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
I thought poor parenting, and no will power were the reasons? thanks for clearing it up for me..
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: KnightofNi on October 05, 2011, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: herm on October 05, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
I thought poor parenting, and no will power were the reasons? thanks for clearing it up for me..

don't forgot lack of excersize...
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: RAT900 on October 05, 2011, 11:26:27 AM
Hey its glandular
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Buckethead on October 05, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: herm on October 05, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
I thought poor parenting, and no will power were the reasons? thanks for clearing it up for me..

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Reminds me: I was sitting around with a bunch of friends a couple of years ago and one of the people there started going on about how artificial sweeteners tell your brain that you've just taken in calories, but your body doesn't get any nourishment from them and goes into starvation mode, so then when you DO get around to eating something, your body immediately stores it as fat, and that's why artificial sweeteners make you fat.

My friend Heather, a BIG girl, pipes in and says "Well, and to think all this time I was blaming shitty genes and a lack of exercise," then rolled her eyes at the skinny girl and went back to eating her cinnamon roll.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Monsterlover on October 05, 2011, 11:28:29 AM
Wtf, all the links in this thread are nuked :(
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: ducatiz on October 05, 2011, 12:07:25 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 05, 2011, 11:28:29 AM
Wtf, all the links in this thread are nuked :(

original post was in april 2009, remember then? you were 2.5 years younger
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: KnightofNi on October 05, 2011, 12:09:29 PM
iz is dr. frankenstein for threads lately.


:-*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: MendoDave on October 05, 2011, 01:34:36 PM
that link takes me to a neighborhood blog.

http://neighborhoodr.com/ (http://neighborhoodr.com/)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Speedbag on October 05, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 05, 2011, 11:26:27 AM
Hey its glandular

and big boned
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: IZ on October 05, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
Quote from: King Tut on October 05, 2011, 12:09:29 PM
iz is dr. frankenstein for threads lately.
:-*

I guess I could've started a new thread but this one had some good pics in it. 
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: KnightofNi on October 06, 2011, 06:37:48 AM
Quote from: IZ on October 05, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
I guess I could've started a new thread but this one had some good pics in it. 

*insert picture joke*
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: drunkfatguy on October 06, 2011, 09:23:57 PM
Um no food but a whole lotta this is why I WAS fat. I lost 41 Lbs in 6 months after quitting, dropping to 155.

(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee442/drunkfatguy/Beer.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: RAT900 on October 06, 2011, 09:38:39 PM
wow with that kind of output you must have had your own personal squad of Bottle-pickers outside your door

I gave up on beer after doing a cost-benefit analysis

and concluded pints of Popov (pop-off) Vodka were cheaper

and more effective
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Speedbag on October 07, 2011, 04:28:21 AM
Looks like the end of my driveway on recycling pickup day.
Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: ungeheuer on October 07, 2011, 04:39:12 AM
Quote from: drunkfatguy on October 06, 2011, 09:23:57 PM
Um no food but a whole lotta this is why I WAS fat. I lost 41 Lbs in 6 months after quitting, dropping to 155.

(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee442/drunkfatguy/Beer.jpg)
High price to pay  [beer] ;D [drink]. 

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Rameses on October 08, 2011, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: il d00d on October 05, 2011, 08:22:43 AM
I don't think Armour makes it anymore.  But Rose does :)

http://www.shopfoodex.com/rose-brand-pork-brains-milk-gravy-p-34778.html (http://www.shopfoodex.com/rose-brand-pork-brains-milk-gravy-p-34778.html)

Bon appetit.  Pics or it didn't happen.



Oh I never said I was gonna eat that shit.  I've just been looking for a can of it. 

(Though now that I think about it, I'm kinda curious as to what it tastes like.)

Title: Re: This is why you're fat...
Post by: Speedbag on October 12, 2011, 03:00:37 PM
Brains.....