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Title: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: junior varsity on April 14, 2009, 06:59:22 AM
First article, granny jumps between swordfighin' doods. (http://www.theindychannel.com/news/19135593/detail.html)

More about participant, who didn't survive. (http://www.theindychannel.com/news/19167424/detail.html)

I can't believe I missed this. Two guys got in an argument, one grabbed a sword. The other "brandished" a sword (meaning, he, too, grabbed a sword, possibly off the wall?) and proceeded to engage in swordplay.

Then an ol' lady jumped in the middle and got stuck.  She died in the hospital, but possibly not from being skewered, but from a heartattack. Nuts.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: Grampa on April 14, 2009, 07:02:20 AM
15 day waiting period for swords now





ya see the genius of the rusty spoon  ;)
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: FatguyRacer on April 14, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
That's make the beast with two backsed up. The combatants were middle aged to old aged. You kinda expect this from prepubescent Highlander fanboys, not old farts.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: il d00d on April 14, 2009, 08:16:16 AM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.  Et cetera and so on.

I once had a friend use a sword in "self defense".  Based on his experience, it is a pretty effective weapon against a coked-up and unarmed person.
Also, I have noticed that you never brandish anything other than a sword.  You never, for example, brandish a corn dog, or a novelty foam hand.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: junior varsity on April 14, 2009, 08:22:49 AM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080303/favorite-immortals/highlander_l.jpg)


Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: COWBOY on April 14, 2009, 08:25:08 AM
Someone write their Congressman and get a lawyer! We must "save our children" from the auspices of the Evil and Powerful Sword Manufacturers and their PAC the NSA. We need new laws to protect us from this evil and we need to sue the Manufacturer. Without them this tragedy would never have happened.   [roll]  [evil]

LMAO.

Stupid people are stupid people. I just wish G'ma hadn't gotten hurt/killed.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on April 14, 2009, 08:26:06 AM
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/duel.gif)
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: junior varsity on April 14, 2009, 08:27:13 AM
American Gladiators - Joust - Evan vs Titan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UPP40EOJDg#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
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Post by: Porsche Monkey on April 14, 2009, 10:06:53 AM
The older guy got dead too.  Died from complications from a stab wound. [roll]
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: dropstharockalot on April 14, 2009, 10:44:56 AM
This is how we do it on the West Side of Indy.  MotoGP attendees beware.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: DCXCV on April 14, 2009, 03:30:35 PM
Apparently it was not merely a flesh wound.

Quote from: FatguyRacer on April 14, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
That's make the beast with two backsed up. The combatants were middle aged to old aged. You kinda expect this from prepubescent Highlander fanboys, not old farts.

If you saw the pic of the 39 yr old in the second story he does have the highlander fan look about him.  He'd be about the right age for an original fan.
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: Monster Dave on April 14, 2009, 03:38:26 PM
007 Die Another Day sword fight...

or....

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080312/raiders-sword_l.jpg)

[cheeky]
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: redxblack on April 14, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
swordfights AND pirates in the same news cycle.  [thumbsup]

I feel like a dick for making light of two people dying, but it was a make the beast with two backsing swordfight. who does that?
Title: Re: MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!
Post by: dropstharockalot on April 15, 2009, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: redxblack on April 14, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
....it was a make the beast with two backsing swordfight. who does that?
West Indy residents, yo. Every day like this. 

Basically, the west side of Indy is entirely populated by aging hesher metalheads, former auto factory workers and sci-fi nerds - often in the same body.  A typical day consists of drinking too much cheap beer, customizing something usesless in your garage, f*cking with someone in a public park for no good reason, and quite possibly being dealt with more harshly than you expected.  This cycle of life is summed up perfectly by emerging band Red Fang in their video for "Prehistoric Dog." 

Witness:

Red Fang "Prehistoric Dog" (high quality feature) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)