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Title: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 16, 2008, 01:35:42 PM Lance travels far and wide. Here are some of the good times. If you have shots of the Lancester, feel free to post. I'd love to know where he is when he's not in the dungeon.
His first trip bungeed to the beertray, coming back from Colorado where he was nailed to a tree in WannaDucBad's backyard. August 2007. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/lance-1.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on May 16, 2008, 01:59:23 PM ahhhhhh he was so cute back then.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on May 16, 2008, 02:40:22 PM Yeah I got a couple of them!!!
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/DragonResurrection005.jpg) Lil bastard being a bad influence on my daughter as if she needed help!!! (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/DragonResurrection004.jpg) apparrently you can't get this organic stuff at Raley's?!?!? Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 17, 2008, 04:46:59 AM Most of the homies are in this shot at Billy's:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/img_0881.jpg) And Halloween was nothing out of the ordinary for him, just more pimps and ho's: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/five.jpg) Did Boston win this year? Hope the caps helped! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/billys006.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 21, 2008, 11:27:09 PM i luv my homie lance 2 of my fav pics of us
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/ducmouse/lanceandi.jpg) (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/ducmouse/aaaaa.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 22, 2008, 04:46:39 AM He loves his homegirl, too! Specially when she's dolin' out the spankin's!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/11-21-07005.jpg) Or just partyin' 'em off: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/11-21-07002.jpg) Lance!!! Shame on you! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/dressup.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Count Desmo on May 22, 2008, 06:24:28 AM Mr. Thruster preparing a launch attack at the Hite Overlook, AZ:
(http://www.sharemyalbums.com/User/747/Images/Utah%20Ride/Utah%20Gangsta%20Ride%20333.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 22, 2008, 01:36:54 PM Lance does all my drinking for me these days, and he helps out the other gangsta's once in awhile:
His first marg at Senor Manuel's in Colorado Springs. Thank God he didn't get pregnant that night! :o (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/marg-1.jpg) A fine chianti always goes well: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_1960.jpg) He prefers to shotgun, but the old watering trough will do: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_1986.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 22, 2008, 01:38:12 PM Lance said "Hey, man, I'm not finsihed !"
Any beer with a gargoyle on the label is a shoe-in for top three ales: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2557.jpg) DDGM sharing a beer (just remember, he's not infected since they wore protection) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/billys004.jpg) Poor little guy needed some porridge for his hangover: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_1939.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on May 22, 2008, 03:18:05 PM um, looks like mousey is about to vomit in that oatmeal [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on June 02, 2008, 12:02:49 PM Went on a little road trip last week to some of my favorite places, check in with my homies:
The ruins at Quarai: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0044-1.jpg) Gran Quivira: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0043-2.jpg) Lincoln where Billy gave 'em th e slip: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0033-1.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 02, 2008, 08:17:23 PM Trip to Ruidoso:
I couldn't keep Lance off the horns! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0039-1.jpg) Found himself a buddy: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0040-1.jpg) Finally in off the road. Nice and cool, sip, sip, sippin on some syzurp: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0037.jpg) Next day, Lance wanted to take the sign with us: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0034-1.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on June 02, 2008, 08:31:51 PM This is why I ride with the Bonehead:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0058.jpg) Never a dull moment! Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 02, 2008, 09:29:16 PM In my defense, it looked like this in Lincoln. In fact, it probably occurred just as I was pulling into the driveway. :-\
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/000_0034_01.jpg) Okay, all my pictures are posted so back to our regularly scheduled program. Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on June 02, 2008, 09:40:04 PM :o Holy sweet Jeebus!!! Oh and clean that swing arm, yuck!
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 02, 2008, 09:49:55 PM A yucky swing arm means that I actually lubed my chain between the 600 and the 7500 mile service. In fact, right before I rode through a damned good dust-up on the Crest. I try not to be over-the-top AR. Baby steps...
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Kawboy on June 02, 2008, 10:15:02 PM Wow! Who's that hot babe next to Lance at the pool!! :-* ;)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 02, 2008, 10:44:55 PM ha! HA! That's Lance's pimp/mistress/madam/slave/PR agent, more or less. 8)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on June 02, 2008, 10:51:25 PM Yeah, baby, you left out chauffeur and succubus. [evil]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on July 04, 2008, 08:01:10 PM [popcorn] Lance is complaining that he hasn't had any new pictures posted of him lately so I dug these up out of the archives:
Here is Lance with his new buddy, WannaDucBad's Pet Monster. He's got him right where he wants him. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3145.jpg) Going where no gargoyle has gone before: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3040.jpg) Here is Lance along for the ride on San Luis Peak, his first foray up a 14'er! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/th_100_3331.jpg) (http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/?action=view¤t=100_3331.flv) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on July 04, 2008, 08:13:39 PM Yeah, baby, we hit the trail this week and I had me a good ole time cupcakin' through Colorado. Checked out this mine up by Creede:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3345.jpg) Saw some totally rad peaks, she is a runnin' fool when lightening strikes, I thought she trusted me! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3355.jpg) I demanded she toss me in the rapids and I'd race her to the bridge down by the Colorado River, but she's so posessive, I couldn't shake her: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3404.jpg) She let me sleep among the leather and gear, my most comfy spot: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3425.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on July 29, 2008, 04:54:11 PM My newest homie! The Baconator! We's tight already!
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3608.jpg) Mr. Bacon wants to know where I get my nails done! Very metro! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_3609.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on August 27, 2008, 09:47:55 PM LANCE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY FOR DERELICTION OF DUTY.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/Ducati%20in%20the%20Rockies/100_4102.jpg) Apparently too much party in Ouray. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/Ducati%20in%20the%20Rockies/100_3963.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on September 05, 2008, 04:27:24 PM Hey all you Lance Thruster groupies, Lance made the New Mexican last night at his first Zozobra appearance. So run your happy asses out and buy your own personal copy. I found a couple copies at Smith's. He's on C7 under "Doom for Old Man Gloom - Sorrows Smoked". He's bouncing off the walls with glee! He thinks Playboy will be calling him next. [laugh] [laugh]
Here's the link if you don't need a paper copy for your scrapbooks! ;D www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/5-zozobra Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on September 05, 2008, 07:51:02 PM OMG!!!! [laugh] I'm suprised he didn't plug his campaign. Musta been all the fire had him heated up. [laugh]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Kawboy on September 05, 2008, 07:55:56 PM Careful Lance. If you had gotten too close you might have had to change your personality and become the blob as a puddle of liquid latex.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: hunkypunk on September 05, 2008, 08:12:43 PM Poor Lance "is there a cure for his pain?"
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on December 17, 2008, 06:25:30 PM I'm having an identity crisis. Need love (or hate) from the NMMR. :-* >:( :-\
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/alpaca3.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on December 17, 2008, 06:46:33 PM Here I am in Bryce Canyon. Yeah, eat your heart out....
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2636.jpg) And this was Zion: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2592.jpg) And this was the Grand Canyon: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2433.jpg) And this was Glenn Dam at Lake Powell: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2567.jpg) All better. Thanks! Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Count Desmo on December 17, 2008, 08:13:17 PM Those pics bring back good memories, you little black bastard.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on December 18, 2008, 10:15:49 AM Absolutely! Makes me want to hit the road again. Darn winter months. Oh well, something to look forward to. Good to see ya Lance! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on December 18, 2008, 02:03:02 PM Hey LT, Sorry you feel like a gargoyle left out in the cold. You know I hate you, so don't get all misty eyed. Here are some of my favs of the summer.
Stopping for a quick pantie snack. Capital Reef, UT. If we have to explain, you wouldn't understand. (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/dragn.jpg) Strung out on chewy Sprees in the tent. Monument Valley. (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/P4260069.jpg) Hangin' with Count & I. Glenn Canyon Dam. (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/100_2570.jpg) N.E. end of Lake Powell. This is as good as riding gets. Sorry Bubba, my comp. can only fix red eye, not piss eye. (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/100_2705.jpg) Tell your copilot, Thanks for the memories. (http://smileydatabase.com/s/748.gif) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on December 19, 2008, 01:52:23 PM Lance, I hear ya' like flat buns.
No DDGM, Small mine may be, flat, they are not. SAVE IT Adult content ahead !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HooS1rtXDGk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HooS1rtXDGk) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on December 19, 2008, 10:57:03 PM Yeah, baby, that's right...I like flat buns, I also like alpacas, knotholes, just about anything goes, ya know. I dug that video. Made me think of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geayY-27gjQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geayY-27gjQ) That little dude at the end is my cousin. Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on December 19, 2008, 11:16:23 PM WDB, ya slacker, where are ya when I need ya. Post up that other favorite video of mine, you know, the one of the fat girl in the thong on the sportsbike. No, not the one with Bonfy in it. [puke] The one in the jean skirt on the yellow bike. That one always makes me slobber. 8)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Underblog on December 20, 2008, 07:44:54 AM Yeah, baby, that's right...I like flat buns, I also like alpacas, knotholes, just about anything goes, ya know. I dug that video. Made me think of this one: That little dude at the end is my cousin. I recognized a snippet of this video in that one. One of my all time favorite commercials never broadcast in the States: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on December 20, 2008, 10:03:03 AM Regarding the flat-buns commercial.... I actually wrote a blog about that. The teachers union was in a retarded make the beast with two backsing uproar over that and started a letter writing campaign to Carls Jr to get it yanked before it was ever aired... I imagine I'm one of the few who wrote the encouraging them to air it. If you're curious here it is.... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=156196954 top right hand side of the page where I occassionally like to vent. And Bonfy I'm not finding your vid... :(
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on December 20, 2008, 04:56:32 PM Weird, I couldn't find it either. But I will say I had a good time lookin' for it. You can figure out what key words you use on youtube. :o :P ;D
Think I'll try again. [evil] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on December 20, 2008, 05:49:04 PM I wonder if they pulled it thinking it was politically incorrect...and insensitive...on so many levels... ???
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on December 20, 2008, 05:57:24 PM I wonder if they pulled it thinking it was politically incorrect...and insensitive...on so many levels... ??? Crafty little devils. Ah what the hell. I'm havin' fun. [roll] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on December 20, 2008, 08:10:30 PM Crafty little devils. Ah what the hell. I'm havin' fun. [roll] Cool. You will have to fill me in sometime. [evil] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on January 15, 2009, 09:35:01 PM WDB, ya slacker, where are ya when I need ya. Post up that other favorite video of mine, you know, the one of the fat girl in the thong on the sportsbike. No, not the one with Bonfy in it. [puke] The one in the jean skirt on the yellow bike. That one always makes me slobber. 8) Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally found it!! (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/posters/crack.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on January 15, 2009, 09:39:45 PM Yeah, WDB's bro hooked Lance up with a girly gargoyle by the name of Lily.
They went scrabbling off to the cellar and I didn't see them for three days. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/favorites/100_5666.jpg) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/favorites/100_5669.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Kawboy on January 15, 2009, 11:38:45 PM OMG! Better be careful, Bonfy. I hear gargoyles are just like rabbits in that department. :o [evil] He's not named Lance Thruster for nothing.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: hunkypunk on January 16, 2009, 06:59:10 AM [bacon] [bow_down]
Filthy, filthy trash! Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: KRJ on January 16, 2009, 11:14:19 AM Nothing like do'in It Gargoyl style!! [clap]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on January 16, 2009, 11:38:42 AM damn work computer...cannnnnnttttt seeeee spankin photos >:(
EDIT:spankin great....go lance!!!!! Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on January 16, 2009, 11:47:34 AM Oh dear God in Heaven!!! An unholy union if ever there was one! HOLY CHIT! [laugh]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on January 16, 2009, 07:27:00 PM Hey SPH, what up with the fresh Barbie in background? You're freakin' me out. iiiiiiii like it ! [clap]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on January 19, 2009, 11:31:17 PM Not my Barbie, I swear! Not even my house. I can't be held responsible for the odd assortment of toys in the background. :-[ My toys are bigger and badder. ...and smellier.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on January 20, 2009, 10:43:05 AM Not my Barbie, I swear! Not even my house. I can't be held responsible for the odd assortment of toys in the background. :-[ My toys are bigger and badder. ...and smellier. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW 8) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on January 21, 2009, 09:09:07 AM Not my Barbie, I swear! Not even my house. I can't be held responsible for the odd assortment of toys in the background. :-[ My toys are bigger and badder. ...and smellier. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scottish?? anything? [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on January 22, 2009, 12:54:38 PM They say imitation is the ultimate flattery.
Looks like you have a new fan Lance. (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/021.jpg) (http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd164/dustykitska/017.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on January 25, 2009, 09:41:05 AM LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scottish?? anything? [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on January 26, 2009, 03:19:51 AM Lance and Mazy were fast friends from the start. She looks a little concerned at first, but she warmed up pretty quick. Lance welcomed her to chew on him anytime. He can squeak almost as loud as a hamburger.
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/NMMR/100_5886.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on January 26, 2009, 09:51:46 AM Awwwwwww That's sweet [cheeky]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on January 26, 2009, 10:24:14 PM What's the big deal...I do this all the time...
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1 (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on January 27, 2009, 10:38:17 AM Awesome, but you have your own wings (slight advantage). ;)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on February 06, 2009, 10:49:51 AM some of ur homies got killed :'(
http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10612:breaking-at-955am-pit-bulls-attack-alpacas-in-placitas&catid=1:latest&Itemid=39 (http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10612:breaking-at-955am-pit-bulls-attack-alpacas-in-placitas&catid=1:latest&Itemid=39) u better go beat some ass [moto] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on February 06, 2009, 10:58:29 AM That's very sad... :'(
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on February 06, 2009, 11:21:18 AM some of ur homies got killed :'( http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10612:breaking-at-955am-pit-bulls-attack-alpacas-in-placitas&catid=1:latest&Itemid=39 (http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10612:breaking-at-955am-pit-bulls-attack-alpacas-in-placitas&catid=1:latest&Itemid=39) u better go beat some ass [moto] Good God! I try to protect Bonfy from this sort of stuff. She is totally stressed out and crying now. It's a bad deal all the way around. I'd kick some ass, but those pits were just doing what they do. I'm sure the owners were as sick about it as anyone. And now they have to put their pets down, too. When you've got potential red-zone animals, you have to protect them and others like your own life depended on it. There's no margin for error for a red-zone dog or a ferret to escape. Death or injury is imminent and it's the ultimate tragedy. :'( :'( I have to go comfort Bonfy now. Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on February 23, 2009, 10:12:48 PM Concerned over Bonfy's unemployment benefits coming to an end, I've started a new enterprise on the side:
http://www.waughmtnalpacas.com/ (http://www.waughmtnalpacas.com/) This is where I had a major input! "Successfully breeding black and grey offspring!" Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 07:24:51 AM You are one seriously F'ed up latex gargoyle. [thumbsup] [evil]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Dusty on February 24, 2009, 08:25:03 AM I think that's the point... [coffee]
;D Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on February 24, 2009, 08:55:00 AM Lance I'm constantly amazed that you have time for a side job, with all the internet porn & terrorizing the ferrets.
Where were you in that line up? Whats your stud fee? Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 09:42:53 AM What scares me more is that he/it could be breeding. :o
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on February 24, 2009, 11:50:05 AM Don't ask me where he finds the time, I sure as hell don't have any. He can't come to the computer right now. He has been stricken with a case of the scours and dares not venture more than a few feet from the bathroom. I'm afraid the headache I had was the harbinger of the flu after all. Stomach ailments both ends. Not fun. But while I was suffering with it, he and Kawboy were poking around in here on the computer, but I'm not surprised they came up with some creative income streams.
What now! :) What's "Standing at Stud!" mean? He's planning to change his byline to that now. Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: The Plumber on March 15, 2009, 02:57:00 PM (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/83012958.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on March 16, 2009, 09:48:42 AM OMG!!! How did I miss that????????? Lance loves you for thinking of him. He can't come to the computer right now. He seems to be out of the county. Checkin' on the alpaca farm...again.
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 20, 2009, 12:32:54 PM lance u out there?!?!?!
did ur mistress lock u in the closet again?!?! [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on May 20, 2009, 08:50:05 PM lance u out there?!?!?! did ur mistress lock u in the closet again?!?! [laugh] Hey! what up homegirl? Nah, the old biddy actually let me out for this last run to the hood. I supervised the work in the Monster garage. I begged her to take me to DucNight, but she was in a big hurry to get back up here for the damned ferrets. Here I am - Large and In Charge: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0184.jpg) Daddy's Little Darlin' is ready to help: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0182.jpg) Kawboy showed up with his balancing set-up for the back tire. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0185.jpg) Alyssa figuring out where the chicken strips need to be: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0181.jpg) Scottish working along on Bonfy's 15K service (done at 16.5K, for shame)...: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0179.jpg) There it is, all put back together, I'm lashed on and ready to roll: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0183.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on May 20, 2009, 08:54:46 PM [bow_down] [bow_down] I bow to my massive abdominal muscle(singular) [laugh]
shut up, I'm working on it. :-[ ;) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on May 20, 2009, 09:15:45 PM Dude, do you want me to crop that for ya? Cuz I have the power! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: dusty on May 21, 2009, 04:35:39 PM Those are awesome pics (even of the "muscle")!!! Now you gotta show us your tat's Scottish! Thanks, Lance. [clap]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: KRJ on May 22, 2009, 06:07:54 AM Nothing like a Lance Thruster supervised pitstop !!! Looks like a good time, and good teamwork [thumbsup] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on May 22, 2009, 06:16:47 AM dont worry about the big muscle...its not the size that counts, but how you use it [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 22, 2009, 06:36:23 AM dont worry about the big muscle...its not the size that counts, but how you use it [thumbsup] didnt we have this convo before [laugh] [laugh] when i get home i can see the pics...and i can only imagine now [evil] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on May 22, 2009, 10:44:11 AM didnt we have this convo before [laugh] [laugh] We did? I think that was between you and THP... but I thought you said it was more like "Don't worry honey, it happens to all men. We can just cuddle" :-* Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 22, 2009, 11:13:53 AM We did? I think that was between you and THP... but I thought you said it was more like "Don't worry honey, it happens to all men. We can just cuddle" :-* [laugh] actually if i remeber this was before THP and it was between you and I baby :-* and Dusty too.... [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: dusty on May 22, 2009, 11:23:28 AM Hey...what are you implying here?....be careful. oh wait...I think I remember now.... [sneaks away] 8)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 22, 2009, 11:27:31 AM Hey...what are you implying here?....be careful. oh wait...I think I remember now.... [sneaks away] 8) [laugh] 8) [popcorn] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on May 22, 2009, 01:08:38 PM Oh it was the three of us all right [evil]
Just kiddin THP and Kingbaby...put down the guns. [cheeky] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: kingbaby on May 22, 2009, 02:41:33 PM Oh it was the three of us all right [evil] Just kiddin THP and Kingbaby...put down the guns. [cheeky] Aaaaand (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/director.gif) ACTION !!! [laugh] ........... I'm still gonna shoot you >:( Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on May 22, 2009, 10:48:30 PM Daddy's Little Darlin' is ready to help: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0182.jpg) Like I recently in another thread. "I know God loves Daddy's because he gave us little girls..... 15 years from now I'm pretty sure it's gonna be, God hates Daddy's, I know cause he gave us little girls." ;D ;) ;) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on May 30, 2009, 09:26:02 PM Oh, YESSSS, Lance has certainly been keeping out of trouble. I could barely keep track of him today. He was very popular with the Ducati ladies where as the best I could do was the Geicko gecko. :-[
Here are some shots in case we are playing by the no-pix,-it-never-happened rule: Tons of Ducs at Ducati Island: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati003.jpg) Shot of one of the practice splits: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati008.jpg) Lance with his lady friends: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati002.jpg) THEY wanted one of him from behind, not me: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati007.jpg) Later, in the tent: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati005.jpg) Me and my date: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/ducati009-1.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on May 30, 2009, 10:32:26 PM The shoes tell me the brunette has dancing experience. [popcorn] (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/smileys/smiley_poledancer.gif)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: hunkypunk on May 31, 2009, 05:40:47 AM [bow_down] [bacon] LANCE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR!!!!!!!! [bacon] [bow_down]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 31, 2009, 04:46:24 PM great shots [laugh]
and lance and other ladies...i have no comment 8) Aaaaand (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/director.gif) ACTION !!! [laugh] ........... I'm still gonna shoot you >:( with ur tripod camera [evil] :-* Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: The Plumber on May 31, 2009, 05:05:09 PM [clap] [bow_down]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: dusty on May 31, 2009, 05:40:22 PM Wow! That is soo cool Lance and Bonfy!!! But why is Lance biting the Gecko? Is he jealous? ;)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Ratfink749 on June 01, 2009, 01:50:24 PM [bow_down] Lance. Sometimes I wish I was a gargoyle. I'm sure it has its downsides.. but the perks seem to be well worth it! Wish I could've been at WSBK.. Wont be making it to GP/Indy this year (unless an economic miracle happens)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on June 01, 2009, 02:06:04 PM [bow_down] Lance. Sometimes I wish I was a gargoyle. I'm sure it has its downsides.. but the perks seem to be well worth it! Wish I could've been at WSBK.. Wont be making it to GP/Indy this year (unless an economic miracle happens) just pimp out the wife [evil] "honey this is very important to our...suituation" [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Ratfink749 on June 01, 2009, 02:14:49 PM just pimp out the wife [evil] (thinking out loud) "Try Krystles idea.. Die.. Deal with GP on TV.. Live.. damn these decisions are hard sometimes... hmm" [evil]"honey this is very important to our...suituation" [laugh] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Kawboy on June 02, 2009, 09:15:43 PM Way to go Lance! You found some 2 legged Alpacas!! [thumbsup] [clap]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 02, 2009, 10:44:48 PM Lance and I made it back from Salt Lake City last night. It was a wet ride. Lance is the Soggy Bottom Boy. I was dumping water out of my boots, changing socks, gloves, at Idaho Springs after coming over Berthoud Pass in the rain and sleet. I had to hole up in Kremmling and Castle Rock for an hour each when the lightning got too close for comfort.
I ran into Dillon and his folks within five minutes of arriving at the motorpark since they were at the Will Call ticket booth as well. It was great. I saw them off and on all weekend in the stands and around the Ducati tents. I had people stopping me to get pictures of Lance. Some had seen him on the forum and seemed very familiar with his escapades. I looked at him suspiciously, wondering if he has been making nocturnal forays without the old lady again. In Vernal, a guy on a big black sport bike, dressed in black without a helmet, asked me at a stoplight if I was in Sturgis last year. He said he recognized the bike, but I'll bet it was Lance he remembered. Here are some more shots of the weekend. There's one of the Ducati's, I believe it's Haga. I would like to post a video. The sound was mind-boggling. All the other jap bikes going through the turns, then the duc getting on it. That gutteral exhaust was so distinct from all the others. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0192.jpg) Lance wanted to get down on the fence so he could get some sun, work on his tan, be closer to the action: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0194.jpg) I took so many pictures of Ducs, I also have a lot of video, but I am sure you've all seen Cycle World and been to dealerships so I will refrain: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0187.jpg) Lance made me get up early Sunday so we could ride in the Ducati parade lap. That was a big deal to him and he was out there eating it up, all those poeple clapping for him. He is sure that is why everyone stood up in the Ducati stands when our group went by. Here we are waiting to go out on the track. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0182-1-1.jpg) After the parade, the little glory hound is giddy with his latest feat: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0185-1.jpg) Another shot of Clubhouse Corner: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0177-1.jpg) These chaps were from Down Under and thought Lance was the coolest gargoyle they'd ever met: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0174.jpg) These gals were from Sin CIty and that's all I'm going to say about that: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0178.jpg) Lance strutting his stuff: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0184-1.jpg) Lance watching the leader running 4 secs in front of the rest of the field: (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/000_0191.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Ratfink749 on June 03, 2009, 05:45:24 AM Good job Lance! A very blatent reminder as to why I love Sin City! [evil] Oh.. and the rest of the event looked like a great time as well!!
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: dusty on June 03, 2009, 08:38:39 AM Wow! That was great! Thanks for the pictorial. I almost felt like I was there. Bring on the videos!!! [clap] [clap] [clap] [popcorn]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 03, 2009, 12:50:52 PM Okay, here are a few short videos.
You'll hear a Duc open up at the end of both of the track videos and I just enjoyed walking around in the midst of all the bikes in the other. It was like Ouray X 3. (http://[URL=http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/?action-view¤t=100_8390.flv][IMG]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/th_100_8390.jpg) (http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/?action=view¤t=100_8345.flv) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/th_100_8373.jpg) (http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/?action=view¤t=100_8373.flv) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on June 03, 2009, 01:11:14 PM (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/th_100_8390.jpg) (http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2009%20summer/?action=view¤t=100_8390.flv)
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: dusty on June 04, 2009, 08:39:58 AM Yay!!! Fun to hear too! Thanks, Bonfy! [clap]
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on June 04, 2009, 08:58:01 AM love the video...sounds great....
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: bonfy on April 03, 2010, 08:25:34 AM Lance wanted this posted. He is a publicity hound and loves the high-profile celebs. (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/2010/100_9839.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on April 03, 2010, 10:31:42 AM Some of my distant relatives and homies:
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/posters/Lance4.jpg) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/posters/lance1.jpg) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/posters/Lance2.jpg) (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/posters/Lance3.jpg) Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: nicrosato on April 03, 2010, 12:23:35 PM Lance never changes expression, does he?
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Lance Thruster on April 03, 2010, 02:01:20 PM Who me?? Nope, that's how I roll, bro!
I never tire of looking at my friends and family album either. ;D Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on April 05, 2010, 06:23:02 AM That is one ugly ass celebrity holding lance's ass :-\ :-*
Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Scottish on April 05, 2010, 12:49:30 PM Actually my thought was that the bar to be a celebrity has continued to be lowered. I blame your celebrity status on Paris Hilton and Kim Kardasian. Who BTW I hear is single again.... go gett'er boy!
[popcorn] Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: Ratfink749 on April 05, 2010, 12:52:45 PM That is one ugly ass celebrity holding lance's ass :-\ :-* I believe the celebrity mentioned was the one that Lance was standing on. Not the one holding him up. [beer]Title: Re: The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread Post by: ducducgooseme on April 06, 2010, 08:38:20 AM exactly. the one holding him up is a plain john douche nozzel :-*
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