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Title: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Monster Dave on April 23, 2009, 01:17:34 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/04/Lions_Attack_Safari.jpg)

[popcorn]
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Porsche Monkey on April 23, 2009, 01:24:14 PM
Kitty want a cheezburger?
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Monster Dave on April 23, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
I don't think that's what they had in mind when OnStar said that they'd send out road-side assistance!!!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: mitt on April 23, 2009, 01:49:28 PM
Looks like some grade A 60% lean beef sitting in the car.

mitt
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Buckethead on April 23, 2009, 01:51:58 PM
What are you going to change TO? That spare's full of holes now, too.
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Grampa on April 23, 2009, 01:53:12 PM
kitty says "mmmm double double animal style in the driverseat"
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: MrFryMoto on April 23, 2009, 02:10:29 PM
"Where's the latch for this lunch box?"
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: superjohn on April 23, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
The lion on all fours seems to be thinking, "Yep, that shit ain't going nowhere. Let's eat!!!"
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: MrFryMoto on April 23, 2009, 03:07:30 PM
there's something very ironic about this situation...

(http://www.wangdangle.org/w/src/123390178798.jpg)
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: TiNi on April 23, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on April 23, 2009, 02:10:29 PM
"Where's the latch for this lunch box?"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: rgramjet on April 23, 2009, 03:47:11 PM
Where did I put my .45-70???
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: ducpainter on April 23, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on April 23, 2009, 03:47:11 PM
Where did I put my .45-70???
You're 16" away...

man up and do it with a 22. :P

...and it only flat...

on one side.

I'm driving. ;)
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Monster Dave on April 24, 2009, 08:32:54 AM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on April 23, 2009, 03:07:30 PM
there's something very ironic about this situation...

(http://www.wangdangle.org/w/src/123390178798.jpg)


[laugh]
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: KnightofNi on April 24, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Hey der. You has flat tyers.
We helps change it den you be cheezburgers?
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: rgramjet on April 24, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
You're 16" away...

man up and do it with a 22. :P

...and it only flat...

on one side.

I'm driving. ;)

Yer right! 

Wheres my Rambo knife?
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: Holden on April 24, 2009, 05:53:52 PM
well, someone's already standing out there taking the picture [laugh]
Title: Re: Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....
Post by: lauramonster on April 25, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
if they're smart - it's a very strong telephoto lens. 

OR

'hey jack - get a load of this.  those idiots will probably expect us to change that flat for them.  '
'I just mop the floors.  don't get paid for nothin' more.'