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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: He Man on May 07, 2009, 02:52:56 PM

Title: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: He Man on May 07, 2009, 02:52:56 PM
(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/dying-prohibited.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/10/in-case-of-emergency.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/05/aoyagi-my-cleaner.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/take-luggage.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hand-grenade.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/03/beware-of-missing-foot.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hand-grenade.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/erection-party.jpg)

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/trap.jpg)
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: Slide Panda on May 07, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Oh engrish... a decade of fun for all
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: IZ on May 07, 2009, 06:46:47 PM
sink douche..

"when stinks"


:-X
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: somegirl on May 07, 2009, 08:45:04 PM
Here's a few from my travels:

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/w-Beijing-toilet-sign.jpg)

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/w-Renovation-Sign.jpg)

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/hk03.JPG)

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/normal_taipei-15.JPG)

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/08-frogporridge.jpg)
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: zarn02 on May 07, 2009, 08:48:44 PM
Ah, Engrish.

Konglish is pretty fun, too. The Koreans' English is better, but there's still a lot of "huh?" moments, when looking at signs.
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: lauramonster on May 08, 2009, 06:30:02 PM
You mean they're real???

they're funny too, but I thought they were meant as jokes. 
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: He Man on May 08, 2009, 08:32:46 PM
yea they are real, its just when you translate from english to any asian lanuage it gets REALLY make the beast with two backsed up.
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: lauramonster on May 09, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
so who's make the beast with two backsed up.... us or them?
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: He Man on May 09, 2009, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on May 09, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
so who's make the beast with two backsed up.... us or them?

LOL

Probably them (the asians). English Translations of foregin lanauages just has the grammer reorganized. but when you go the other way, the translation gets make the beast with two backsed up because of how many ways a word can mean, and how many words can sound the same as what you're meaning.

Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: lauramonster on May 09, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
"prepare to be assaulted" on a billboard with a guy & girl hugging

Poison Bakery

soup with human pickles

Lee jeans - for the whore family

Funny, Funny shit!!  I'm suprised the larger manufacturers don't hire an english speaking proofreader. 

Harly Devidson????  nothing says 'knockoff' like not even checking to see if the letters are correct  [laugh]
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: Monsterlover on May 18, 2009, 11:12:39 AM
(http://www.advrider.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=206553&d=1242577207)

KY knockoff.

apparently.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: El Matador on May 18, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2009, 11:12:39 AM
(http://www.advrider.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=206553&d=1242577207)

KY knockoff.

apparently.

[laugh]

Holy shit! It kills HIV, lubricates, AND "shrinks Brian Ws"?!?!?!?!?!?

How do you nominate someone for the Nobel?
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: Betty Rage on May 18, 2009, 09:04:29 PM
Not to mention, it's kills spermatozoom!!
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 18, 2009, 09:41:59 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on May 08, 2009, 06:30:02 PM
You mean they're real???

they're funny too, but I thought they were meant as jokes. 

the tech manuals, and some of the menu text for our wire EDM machines are all in engrish....
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: Monsterlover on May 19, 2009, 06:16:59 AM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on May 18, 2009, 09:04:29 PM
Not to mention, it's kills spermatozoom!!

They're fast little guys. . .
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: brimo on May 19, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
On my honeymoon in Malaysia, the room service menu at the hotel quite proudly said "Dine around the cock"
Title: Re: Some really funn engrish pics
Post by: KnightofNi on May 20, 2009, 03:49:09 PM
Quote from: brimo on May 19, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
On my honeymoon in Malaysia, the room service menu at the hotel quite proudly said "Dine around the cock"

what? they knew it was your honeymoon and were just looking to help add some spice to your stay.  they were trying to help! [laugh]