(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/05/reallifemegashark.jpg)
[cheeky]
I have an innate fear of sharks as it is, but if I were diving and saw this one...well lets just say panic would ensue!!!
Fortunately, the Basking shark although 30+ feet long, eats only plankton. I bet you could fit a Volkswagen in there!!!
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
I have an innate fear of sharks as it is, but if I were diving and saw this one...well lets just say panic would ensue!!!
Don't look behind you...
I have a fear of being this guy:
(http://www.coastaladventures.com/images/shark2.jpg)
ie. shark lunch.
I soiled myself, just looking at that picture. :o
What's worse:
(http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/1006/images/1006feature3.jpg)
this one made the rounds a few years ago
(its a dolphin)
(http://b1ttersweet.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shark-and-surfer.jpg)
id rather be the kayak guy than this surfboard guy
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/sharkalertCS080606_600x360.jpg)
Jaws Movie + 8 Years Old= Lifetime Phobia
coincidentally, that last one is another basking shark ... larg mouth, pointy nose.
plankton eater.
yeah but you could get caught in that big ass mouth and the shark would just think "oo lot of plankton out today"
Quote from: abby normal on May 08, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
coincidentally, that last one is another basking shark ... larg mouth, pointy nose.
plankton eater.
Yeah, but still look at that guy, he's like I'm not letting a single part of my body touch the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: JEFF_H on May 08, 2009, 12:28:25 PM
id rather be the kayak guy than this surfboard guy
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/sharkalertCS080606_600x360.jpg)
Jaws Movie + 8 Years Old= Lifetime Phobia
Yeah, at least in a kayak people won't see the shit leaking out of your shorts.
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:58:13 AM
I have a fear of being this guy:
(http://www.coastaladventures.com/images/shark2.jpg)
ie. shark lunch.
I could barely take a shower after seeing Jaws the first time. And the guy in the little boat looks like a fishing lure.
LA
God put us on land for a reason.
Quote from: psycledelic on May 08, 2009, 03:40:05 PM
God put us on land for a reason.
I agree whole heartedly!!!
The moment we step into the water, we instantly fall to the bottom of the food chain!!! :o
the question is, are sharks attracted or repelled by the smell of shit?
i know they are attracted to blood, but maybe shitting your pants is a good defense mech..
eat your exlax before going seaward.