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Title: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/05/reallifemegashark.jpg)

[cheeky]

I have an innate fear of sharks as it is, but if I were diving and saw this one...well lets just say panic would ensue!!!

Fortunately, the Basking shark although 30+ feet long, eats only plankton. I bet you could fit a Volkswagen in there!!!

Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Sinister on May 08, 2009, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
I have an innate fear of sharks as it is, but if I were diving and saw this one...well lets just say panic would ensue!!!

Don't look behind you...
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:58:13 AM
I have a fear of being this guy:

(http://www.coastaladventures.com/images/shark2.jpg)

ie. shark lunch.

Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Sinister on May 08, 2009, 11:00:45 AM
I soiled myself, just looking at that picture. :o
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
What's worse:

(http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/1006/images/1006feature3.jpg)



Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: JEFF_H on May 08, 2009, 12:28:25 PM
this one made the rounds a few years ago
(its a dolphin)
(http://b1ttersweet.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shark-and-surfer.jpg)

id rather be the kayak guy than this surfboard guy
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/sharkalertCS080606_600x360.jpg)

Jaws Movie + 8 Years Old= Lifetime Phobia
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: abby normal on May 08, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
coincidentally, that last one is another basking shark ... larg mouth, pointy nose. 

plankton eater.
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: ducatiz on May 08, 2009, 12:58:30 PM
yeah but you could get caught in that big ass mouth and the shark would just think "oo lot of plankton out today"
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: abby normal on May 08, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
coincidentally, that last one is another basking shark ... larg mouth, pointy nose. 

plankton eater.

Yeah, but still look at that guy, he's like I'm not letting a single part of my body touch the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Sinister on May 08, 2009, 02:09:47 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on May 08, 2009, 12:28:25 PM
id rather be the kayak guy than this surfboard guy
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/sharkalertCS080606_600x360.jpg)

Jaws Movie + 8 Years Old= Lifetime Phobia

Yeah, at least in a kayak people won't see the shit leaking out of your shorts.
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: LA on May 08, 2009, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 10:58:13 AM
I have a fear of being this guy:
(http://www.coastaladventures.com/images/shark2.jpg)
ie. shark lunch.

I could barely take a shower after seeing Jaws the first time.  And the guy in the little boat looks like a fishing lure.

LA
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: psycledelic on May 08, 2009, 03:40:05 PM
God put us on land for a reason. 
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: Monster Dave on May 08, 2009, 03:51:02 PM
Quote from: psycledelic on May 08, 2009, 03:40:05 PM
God put us on land for a reason. 

I agree whole heartedly!!!

The moment we step into the water, we instantly fall to the bottom of the food chain!!!  :o
Title: Re: Big Mouth!!!
Post by: ducatiz on May 08, 2009, 04:33:45 PM
the question is, are sharks attracted or repelled by the smell of shit?

i know they are attracted to blood, but maybe shitting your pants is a good defense mech..

eat your exlax before going seaward.