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Title: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: desmoquattro on May 22, 2009, 04:30:56 PM ...it's because my IQ is higher than 70 (OK, racers on this board with GSXR 750s aside...):
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 (http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570) This one takes a bit of parsing, but it's well worth the read...let me see if I can summarize: Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive sti2gsxr: My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas? njracer: Why would even put that SHIT in your bike?? sti2gsxr: It was running rough so i thought it would help sti2gsxr: Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything.... about a page later... sti2gsxr: thanks. I dumped (2) 20oz bottles in a half tank of gas. Guess I over did it [laugh] wally beast: Are you messing with us? Because the stuff that looks like a NOS bottle, IS an energy drink...I think you're screwin' with us...The fuel additive doesn't look like a NOS bottle... (http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/22oznos-wcap.jpg)(http://image.fourwheeler.com/f/reviews/the-additives-we-need/17027020+cr1+re0+ar1/no-subject.jpg) sti2gsxr: are you make the beast with two backsing kidding me! now what do I do? G420Funk: this just went from fail to EPIC FAIL soysauce021: seriously dumping the NOS drink in your tank = EPIC FAIL...but EPIC LOLZ for the rest of us. Not quite sure if it's real, or if he's screwing around. But the funny thing is just how plausible it is... Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: DarkStaR on May 22, 2009, 05:14:25 PM That's great!!
Scroll toward the bottom: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOS_(drink) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOS_(drink)) Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: duckwrench13 on May 22, 2009, 07:51:17 PM :o :o :o
Dumbfounding. Absolutely dumbfounding. I guess reading labels is too much to think of these days. [laugh] Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: mostrobelle on May 22, 2009, 08:25:06 PM I'm sitting here thinking that I own what is considered one of the most unreliable and finicky bikes on the planet and asking myself, "Why DON'T I own a Gixxer?" [laugh]
Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: desmoquattro on May 22, 2009, 09:23:20 PM I'm sitting here thinking that I own what is considered one of the most unreliable and finicky bikes on the planet and asking myself, "Why DON'T I own a Gixxer?" [laugh] ...because you too have an IQ greater than 70. Reminds me of one of my favorite movies..."Brawndo...it's got what plants crave. Electrolytes" (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2446501638_cfca885a66.jpg?v=0) Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: mostrobelle on May 22, 2009, 09:26:53 PM ...because you too have an IQ greater than 70. I dunno...I'm pretty sure I don't have 70 fingers and toes--I can't count to anything beyond 34 and a half. Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: johnc on May 23, 2009, 09:41:42 AM :o :o :o Dumbfounding. Absolutely dumbfounding. I guess reading labels is too much to think of these days. [laugh] you make the incorrect assumption that these minchia's can read. Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: desmoquattro on May 23, 2009, 10:17:54 AM you make the incorrect assumption that this minchia's can read. He obviously read the NoS part. Then again, those may be the only three letters he knows... Title: Re: There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer... Post by: Desmostro on May 24, 2009, 04:55:14 PM [laugh] [clap]
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