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Title: Read the reviews!
Post by: The Architect on May 23, 2009, 05:16:31 AM
gotta read the reviews!

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i (http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i) 
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: zarn02 on May 23, 2009, 07:47:38 AM
"The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!)." [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: Sinister on May 23, 2009, 08:06:09 AM
Hilarious.  I'm surprised they bother to sell that shirt in anything less than XXXL.
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 09:22:30 AM
"I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God. "
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 23, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: the seller
We at The Mountain do not guarantee that you will become a magnet for super models. There is no governing the fate of one man to secure the kindred love of a like-minded mate for life while baying at the moon on a warm Summer's night; to the man who wears not the 3 Wolf Moon and stumbles through life on a path of loneliness of one forgotten by the mortals he walks among.

To be asked upon vision quest would require a more appropriate attire of which can be searched on Amazon. Something more along the lines of Flight of the Shaman or One Family are sure to gain you access to these ancient rituals performed by our country's true founders.
To be part of the family you must have the ancient key and proper wardrobe.

We feel that your rating of 1 star is unwarranted as we make no claim to the hook-up as stated above nor do we guarantee a vision quest invite by wearing a wolf shirt. We will however take up the involuntary urine expulsion case and add it to our long list of Mountain shirt wearing miracles and try to file an NDA with the FDA because we are sure that this is a problem for many folks of your ripe old age.

If you find yourself in a position such as that again, we recommend removing the shirt from your torso and fashioning a diaper. The thickness of our shirts and the 100% cotton will prove a fantastic level of absorbability and for that we feel we deserve at least 3 stars from you.

[clap]

make the beast with two backsing.


rad.
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: Betty Rage on May 24, 2009, 01:02:52 AM
check out the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed..." section

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Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: Oldfisti on May 24, 2009, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on May 24, 2009, 01:02:52 AM
check out the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed..." section

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Just as funny if not funnier than the reviews!   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: Monsterlover on May 25, 2009, 06:30:44 AM
Can someone post a link?

It doesn't show up on amazons mobile site...
Title: Re: Read the reviews!
Post by: lwszabo on May 25, 2009, 07:10:33 AM
That is awsome!!! in my line of work we come in contact with that shirt alot! it rank as #4 on our list. Here are  the others in order of popularity. #1 Tweety bird..usally huge  and it says "I dont have a Twatitude!"
                                          #2 Large sleeping shirt with a IZ_ bear drinking coffe and it says "I dont do mornings!"
                                           #3 Dale Earnhardt Jr.