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Title: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 28, 2009, 02:01:09 PM
Apparently I have become the most hated member of the DMF (shocking) and since I am in possession of the evil "mascot" it probably shouldn't reside at my house anymore.

Also, I am sick of looking at it. It collects dust and my doberman barks at it.

So...........

1. I will ship it to whoever wants it. I'll even pay the shipping
2. Someone can come get it. As a good will gesture because I am actually a nice person (contrary to common opinion), I'll take you out for beer(s) or drink(s) of your choice.


I will be out of town this weekend, but will be around the rest of the summer.



Let the games begin.

And if all else fails, I am listing it on Ebay for a buy it now of 5,000,000.00 USD.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 28, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Looks like you are stuck with it.

Toasty can't be shipped (rules are rules).

And I can't think of anyone who would go to Ohio to get it.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Ddan on May 28, 2009, 02:14:37 PM
And really, if you're gonna sell it, shouldn't the price be 11tyb ?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 28, 2009, 02:34:10 PM
Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:14:37 PM
And really, if you're gonna sell it, shouldn't the price be 11tyb ?

Good point, didn't think about that.



I'll be in Chicago Saturday and in Milwaukee Sunday for the IRL race.

I could bring it with, but no chance of deviating from my plans, so someone would have to follow where I would be to pick it up.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on May 28, 2009, 02:39:16 PM
fyi

there are no rules.


ship it to me and I'll send ya a lil someth'n someth'n for your troubles ;)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: MrFryMoto on May 28, 2009, 02:46:47 PM
it's not shipping it

the guy who works at UPS is picking up toasty, which exchanges hands through several other UPS workers and eventually the last driver hands it off to the next folk


Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: MrFryMoto on May 28, 2009, 02:47:16 PM
oh... and i hate you!


<-- just wants to fit in
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 28, 2009, 03:10:24 PM
pm sent
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: krolik on May 28, 2009, 10:12:20 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on May 28, 2009, 02:46:47 PM
it's not shipping it

the guy who works at UPS is picking up toasty, which exchanges hands through several other UPS workers and eventually the last driver hands it off to the next folk




I wouldn't trust those UPS guys, they're shifty. ;)
(http://jaaahws.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/simonups1.jpg)

Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 29, 2009, 04:30:36 AM
Send it this way, he can have a hillbilly tour!

JM
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Tiffers on May 29, 2009, 05:23:10 AM
Guys,


It appears that my husband has been banned once again, so it is now my duty to get this stupid toaster off my fireplace mantle.


pm and I will ship it to whoever


thanks,

tiffany
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on May 29, 2009, 05:33:38 AM
Apparently he was only suspended. PM BP though...
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Ddan on May 29, 2009, 05:36:50 AM
Quote from: Tiffers on May 29, 2009, 05:23:10 AM
Guys,


It appears that my husband has been banned once again, so it is now my duty to get this stupid toaster off my fireplace mantle.


pm and I will ship it to whoever


thanks,

tiffany

Several people have said they would take it.  Are you waiting for some drama to go with the offers?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: metallimonster on May 29, 2009, 05:47:21 AM
Since, I live 10 minutes from Jud I'll take it and then we can decide from there. 



Also, I have no idea what happened but Jud is a really nice guy in real life.  Justs my 2 cents.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on May 29, 2009, 06:08:30 AM
Quote from: metallimonster on May 29, 2009, 05:47:21 AM



Also, I have no idea what happened but Jud is a really nice guy in real life.  Justs my 2 cents.
Now...if he could only be like he is in real life when he sits behind a keyboard.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 29, 2009, 08:22:17 AM
toasty should be sent down this way......he has never been with us  :P
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: derby on May 29, 2009, 08:23:10 AM
Quote from: DucMouse on May 29, 2009, 08:22:17 AM
toasty should be sent down this way......he has never been with us  :P

ya ever thought about goin' to get him?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on May 29, 2009, 08:25:31 AM
Quote from: derby on May 29, 2009, 08:23:10 AM
ya ever thought about goin' to get him?

i tried to kicknap him a couple years back when he was in Ouray....but millertime was sneacky and did ninja moves and got him from nakid :P
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 29, 2009, 09:08:29 AM
Don't forget ML.

He has been trying to get Toasty for a while.  PM'd back and forth with Cyrus before the drama even. . .
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Tiffers on May 29, 2009, 09:37:05 AM
Quote from: DDDDan on May 29, 2009, 05:36:50 AM
Several people have said they would take it.  Are you waiting for some drama to go with the offers?

The only drama that will take place is if you so choose to bring it into this thread.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 29, 2009, 06:08:30 AM
Now...if he could only be like he is in real life when he sits behind a keyboard.

You should try living with him.  [laugh] [laugh]

His personality comes out differently behind a keyboard than it does in real life.

Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Tiffers on May 29, 2009, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 28, 2009, 02:39:16 PM
fyi

there are no rules.


ship it to me and I'll send ya a lil someth'n someth'n for your troubles ;)


Thank you all for the PM's regarding the Toaster.

I spoke with Jud and we both agreed it should go back to where it started, with Joel.

We'll even throw in something a little extra for you  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2009, 10:21:59 AM
pm recieved..... pm sent [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: herm on May 29, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
just dont let the governator sell toasty on ebay
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2009, 11:27:55 AM
Quote from: herm on May 29, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
just dont let the governator sell toasty on ebay

hmmmm   a toast tax
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on May 29, 2009, 12:37:25 PM
Well where does Cyrus live, since he's banned now.... I'd probably be able to pick up toasty.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: herm on May 29, 2009, 04:08:16 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2009, 11:27:55 AM
hmmmm   a toast tax

yup.

one for importing the little guy,
another for registering him, plus back taxes for the time he has been unregistered in CA.
and the export tax when you try and free him from the tax state that you live in...
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 29, 2009, 10:59:55 PM
if you send it to me ill make sure to make everyone laugh
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 30, 2009, 12:55:13 AM
My bro in law lives outside of Columbus.

If only I'd known, I'd have picked up toasty last time I was out there  :'(
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 30, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
juds in chicago im in chicago this wknd = i will have that toasting thing
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: lwszabo on May 30, 2009, 03:25:42 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on May 30, 2009, 07:05:44 AM
juds in chicago im in chicago this wknd = i will have that toasting thing
What is you first plan for him?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Tiffers on June 18, 2009, 05:51:33 PM
UPDATE:

I was going to have Cyrus ship to the toaster to Joel but in a typical Jud way, he never shipped it.

We are headed to South Bend this weekend, so the Toaster will now be in the hands of the Hoosier Hooligans, most notably with Mario.

He doesn't really know it yet so maybe he won't want it.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 18, 2009, 06:11:10 PM
Quote from: Tiffers on June 18, 2009, 05:51:33 PM
UPDATE:

I was going to have Cyrus ship to the toaster to Joel but in a typical Jud way, he never shipped it.

We are headed to South Bend this weekend, so the Toaster will now be in the hands of the Hoosier Hooligans, most notably with Mario.

He doesn't really know it yet so maybe he won't want it.
I wouldn't blame him.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Tiffers on June 18, 2009, 07:07:26 PM
Quote from: Mr Natural on June 18, 2009, 06:11:10 PM
I wouldn't blame him.

I think it is cursed.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: red baron on June 18, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Blasphemy, Toasty's fine he just needs a loving home. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Howie on June 18, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
There were only two incidents when Toasty stayed with us.   He was kicked out of Bar Matchless

 
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/toasty/IMG_0031.jpg)

and had sex with my Delonghi toaster oven, but I can't realy blame him for that.  Otherwise he was a perfect gentleman.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Ddan on June 19, 2009, 03:13:31 AM
I think Toasty's antics are more a reflection of who he's with than some inherent character trait.   Maybe it's Ohio that's cursed, and Toasty doesn't like where he is.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: bluemoco on June 19, 2009, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: DDDDan on June 19, 2009, 03:13:31 AM
I think Toasty's antics are more a reflection of who he's with than some inherent character trait.   Maybe it's Ohio that's cursed, and Toasty doesn't like where he is.

He was a perfect gentleman with us, too. 

He liked the beach:

(http://www.rpmri.com/gallery2/d/1237-1/Toasty_rsz45.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 19, 2009, 09:10:48 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: TiNi on June 19, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
although i actually never took toasty home with me,
i've met him 3 times so far...

the first time i wanted to steal him, but wasn't evil enough to do it  :-\

the second time i was supposed to take him with me, but someone stole him  :-\

the third time, well... i just gave up on it... he is what he is.  :)

all i really ever wanted out of it, was to read his diary  ;D
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 28, 2009, 10:34:17 AM
During my recent suspension, I was able to keep with the rules and not ship Toasty.

Toasty is now residing in Granger (South Bend), Indiana with Mario, President of Hoosier Hooligans.

I am sure Toasty will make his way to the Redbull GP in a month or two.

(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/jshoward11/DSCN0120.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2009, 10:35:56 AM
pee wee herman called


he wants his hair back
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Howie on June 28, 2009, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 10:35:56 AM
pee wee herman called


he wants his hair back

ROFL
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: hbliam on June 28, 2009, 05:16:25 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 10:35:56 AM
pee wee herman called


he wants his hair back

As long as that's all Cyrus and Pee Wee herman have in common.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 28, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
im gonna get my hands on the toaster if it shows up at indy
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: The Architect on June 29, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
Does he plan on attending DIMBY? 
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 09:46:45 AM
Quote from: The Architect on June 29, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
Does he plan on attending DIMBY? 

Not to my knowledge.

Mario doesn't hang out on the DMF much, he runs Hoosier Hooligans and admins that site.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2009, 09:57:27 AM
and....he's a foreigner




[laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 09:58:37 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 29, 2009, 09:57:27 AM
and....he's a foreigner

and...he's euro trash.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 29, 2009, 11:21:02 AM
Now I know why my ears were ringing. You bastards talking shit behind my back.  And you all ride Euro trash...
Toasty is safe at my house he even went on police patrol once. I'll take him one more time and snap some pics. 
I don't know what Dimby is, but Tostapane will be up for grabs after the Indy Moto GP.
See you there!

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/224/112/600300209/n600300209_1685446_1983.jpg%5Dhttp://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/224/112/600300209/n600300209_1685446_1983.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 11:26:56 AM
Hey, make sure you get a pic of him on the back of someone's car that you pull over...
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2009, 12:10:10 PM
here mr perp.... hold this



toasty needs a mugshot [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
Quote from: The Architect on June 29, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
Does he plan on attending DIMBY? 
For his own safety he should not...

Every time I've had anything to do with him people show their true colors.

It's been about 50/50, but I'm blaming the appliance for some people sucking. ;)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
I'll offer you $500 cash for that toaster
you gonna be at indy?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
I'll offer you $500 cash for that toaster
you gonna be at indy?
Are you?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Ddan on June 29, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
For his own safety he should not...

Every time I've had anything to do with him people show their true colors.

It's been about 50/50, but I'm blaming the appliance for some people sucking. ;)

Appliances don't make people suck.  Some people just suck, if all it takes is a goddam toaster to bring it out, they have no excuse.

I'll include a preemptive apology if I've inadvertently insulted anyone.    ;D
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
Are you?

yea I'm going - you gonna be there? we hit up hooters for beers and wings?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:23:29 PM
yea I'm going - you gonna be there? we hit up hooters for beers and wings?
I think not.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 03:47:27 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
I'll offer you $500 cash for that toaster
you gonna be at indy?

Mario will be there as Hoosier Hooligans is the host club for Project Muggello.



I'll take your 500$ for a replica.

or

you can buy me beers in broadripple  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 03:47:27 PM
Mario will be there as Hoosier Hooligans is the host club for Project Muggello.



I'll take your 500$ for a replica.

or

you can buy me beers in broadripple  [thumbsup]

I'll give you $1000 cash at indy for the toaster - call your guy with hoosier hooligans, i'll meet him and give him the money Sunday after the race, I'll PM you my celly
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Statler on June 29, 2009, 03:57:21 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
I'll give you $1000 cash at indy for the toaster - call your guy with hoosier hooligans, i'll meet him and give him the money Sunday after the race, I'll PM you my celly

Beck,  you are now crossing a line and being an ass.   You are showing how this community means absolutely nothing to you.   It's just a toaster.  What it means won't go with it.   If you get it, it will be just a beaten up toaster.   The thought behind it will stay with the people who started it...and this.

I won't edit this or ban you...but I will say publicly this post truly shows something.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:02:30 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 03:57:21 PM
Beck,  you are now crossing a line and being an ass.   You are showing how this community means absolutely nothing to you.   It's just a toaster.  What it means won't go with it.   If you get it, it will be just a beaten up toaster.   The thought behind it will stay with the people who started it...and this.

I won't edit this or ban you...but I will say publicly this post truly shows something.

why everything I say or do isnt right?
how does this community mean nothing to me? you know how many dml/dmfr's ive chilled with? mocha, cow NYC, montreal, meeting a member in cali this wknd .. I meant no disrespect. I love the dml dude - im shocked that you would even think that man. seriously. c'mon
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
trying to buy the toaster, beck?  [roll]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 04:04:49 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
For his own safety he should not...

Probably is applicable to me as well.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:05:16 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
trying to buy the toaster, beck?  [roll]

the thread is titled "who wants the toaster" so I made an offer to cyrus - didn't mean anything by it, if anything it would go on a shelf in my garage and most likely teh type of person I am I would make a thread asking who wants it for free and would mail it to him or her - thats all.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: GAAN on June 29, 2009, 04:06:28 PM
I don't know if this is applicable or even correct

but

i thought beck was joking

Buy the toaster for a G all tongue in cheek

was i rawng?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 04:07:44 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:05:16 PM
the thread is titled "who wants the toaster" so I made an offer to cyrus - didn't mean anything by it, if anything it would go on a shelf in my garage and most likely teh type of person I am I would make a thread asking who wants it for free and would mail it to him or her - thats all.

do you not know the history of said toaster?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:05:16 PM
the thread is titled "who wants the toaster" so I made an offer to cyrus - didn't mean anything by it, if anything it would go on a shelf in my garage and most likely teh type of person I am I would make a thread asking who wants it for free and would mail it to him or her - thats all.

The toaster isn't for sale. It is free.

Quote from: Mother on June 29, 2009, 04:06:28 PM
I don't know if this is applicable or even correct

but

i thought beck was joking

Buy the toaster for a G all tongue in cheek

was i rawng?

I don't often agree with you, but I am starting to in this case.

Who pay 1000$ for a beatup toaster?

Does that thing even work? I was afraid to plug it in.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Statler on June 29, 2009, 04:10:28 PM
if it was a joke I apologize and sincerely feel bad for my misunderstanding.

if it was an offer to buy the toaster I have a further rant to add but will try to refrain.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: GAAN on June 29, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
I would be too

I figure joel rigged it up with a tazer for the first bastard who tries to plug it in and use it
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:12:08 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 04:07:44 PM
do you not know the history of said toaster?

no not 100% but I say again, I meant no harm by asking the kid to buy it, he asked who wanted it, I offered him $ for it, I am a kind hearted person and like I said after a year or 2 most likely I would mail it to another member, a member that I have hung out with on from the dml/dmf thats all, I don't know why people have to get all angry w/me for that - cyrus asked the question in his thread and I responded to cyrus that's all no beef intended.  [beer]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 04:10:28 PM
if it was a joke I apologize and sincerely feel bad for my misunderstanding.

if it was an offer to buy the toaster I have a further rant to add but will try to refrain.

you should know me buy now, if I really did buy it, maybe we organize a dml day or something with the $ - whatever.
but LIke i said i meant no harm, and i surley dont intend on coming off like a prick but lately it seems whatever i say is the wrong thing to say, no matter how nice i am..
its cool though  [moto]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Mother on June 29, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
I would be too

I figure joel rigged it up with a tazer for the first bastard who tries to plug it in and use it

I think people have used it by the leftover crumbs and other such history of what a used toaster looks like.

Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:12:08 PM
no not 100% but I say again, I meant no harm by asking the kid to buy it, he asked who wanted it, I offered him $ for it, I am a kind hearted person and like I said after a year or 2 most likely I would mail it to another member, a member that I have hung out with on from the dml/dmf thats all, I don't know why people have to get all angry w/me for that - cyrus asked the question in his thread and I responded to cyrus that's all no beef intended.  [beer]

I think the reason this caused a stir is that the toaster is not for sale and never will be for sale.

It is passed among members very frequently. It can fly, but can't be mailed. It is usually handed off.

The toaster got stuck so long with me because, well, let's face it........who the make the beast with two backs lives in Ohio, wants to live in Ohio, or even wants to drive through this state?

Therefore, it was handed off to Grifo where it will then get passed to a different club at GP
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 04:15:44 PM
unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable.

you completely miss the point of the toaster.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 04:14:56 PM
I think people have used it by the leftover crumbs and other such history of what a used toaster looks like.

I think the reason this caused a stir is that the toaster is not for sale and never will be for sale.

It is passed among members very frequently. It can fly, but can't be mailed. It is usually handed off.

The toaster got stuck so long with me because, well, let's face it........who the make the beast with two backs lives in Ohio, wants to live in Ohio, or even wants to drive through this state?

Therefore, it was handed off to Grifo where it will then get passed to a different club at GP

and I respect that.  [beer]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Statler on June 29, 2009, 04:16:32 PM
actually offering money for the toaster is pretty make the beast with two backsing lame.

mail it to someone?   damn.

I can't explain, and anything further from me is just inappropriate.

wow.

I'm done with this one.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
i didnt know it cant be mailed - I would have given it to someone from here - would have taken it with me on my tour of the middle east - taken pics of it in petra, Jerusalem - im going on a suszuki bike tour , I would bring it in my back pack and take photos and post them here, i would wow people and take toasty with me when I spin, take pics of him in the booth w/me stuff like that - no reason to jump to me because i offer him cash, my bad for not thinking
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: DrDesmo on June 29, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 04:16:32 PM
actually offering money for the toaster is pretty make the beast with two backsing lame.

mail it to someone?   damn.

I can't explain, and anything further from me is just inappropriate.

wow.

I'm done with this one.

You drive a hard bargain -- $2,000.

Cheers,
Adam
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:47:03 PM
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on June 29, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
You drive a hard bargain -- $2,000.

Cheers,
Adam

lmao
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:53:50 PM
imagine we see toasty at the barret jackson auto show LOL
do i hear 2 million ???????!!!! lololololol
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Damn...

I wish we could monitor pms. ;D
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Damn...

I wish we could monitor pms. ;D

LMAO oh boy
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 04:59:43 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Damn...

I wish we could monitor pms. ;D

You don't want to open that Pandora's Box on this site do you?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 05:01:02 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 04:53:50 PM
imagine we see toasty at the barret jackson auto show LOL
do i hear 2 million ???????!!!! lololololol
'cuz it's all about the money....

right?
Quote from: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 04:59:43 PM
You don't want to open that Pandora's Box on this site do you?
Dooooooood...

Lighten up....

it was a joke.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: DrDesmo on June 29, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Damn...

I wish we could monitor pms. ;D

http://docs.simplemachines.org/index.php?topic=451 (http://docs.simplemachines.org/index.php?topic=451)

:(

Database hack, ahoy!  ;)

Adam
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2009, 05:31:33 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
Damn...

I wish we could monitor pms. ;D

I hate aunt flo
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: The Architect on June 29, 2009, 05:39:02 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 29, 2009, 05:31:33 PM
I hate aunt flo

Ya, she always shows up at the wrong time of month
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 05:39:23 PM
i jus want toastie to love me  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on June 29, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
http://docs.simplemachines.org/index.php?topic=451 (http://docs.simplemachines.org/index.php?topic=451)

:(

They just don't "tell" you how to do it; it is possible.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 05:39:23 PM
i jus want toastie to love me  :'( :'( :'(

can't buy me love
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
They just don't "tell" you how to do it; it is possible.
Anything is possible.

All you mothermake the beast with two backsers are too serious.

I really don't care what you're talking about...

and all I really need to do is read the notification mails in the admin mailbox...

because half of you click reply to the notification emails. ;D
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
can't buy me love

cash is king.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: DrDesmo on June 29, 2009, 05:47:31 PM
Whoa, whoa who are you calling serious??? :)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on June 29, 2009, 05:47:31 PM
Whoa, whoa who are you calling serious??? :)
'cept you. :-*
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
this thread became creepy
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 05:01:02 PM

Dooooooood...

Lighten up....

it was a joke.

You think I was serious?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 05:55:17 PM
What's this thread about?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
this thread became creepy
Talk about irony...

Quote from: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
You think I was serious?
I can never tell with you Doc.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 29, 2009, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 05:55:17 PM
What's this thread about?

Didn't you have it started?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: mitt on June 29, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
They just don't "tell" you how to do it; it is possible.

I didn't click the link, but I am pretty sure I know how without an add-on.  

mitt  [evil]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 29, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Talk about irony...
I can never tell with you Doc.

Sorry, I thought this whole thread was a joke... [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 06:07:33 PM
I always assumed you always could read our pms anyway
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2009, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 06:07:33 PM
I always assumed you always could read our pms anyway
What made you think I would be interested?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Statler on June 29, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
and the string starts pulling at his ends....frazzling them all up...unraveling more and more.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: KopfjÀger on June 29, 2009, 07:45:00 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 06:30:57 PM
What made you think I would be interested?

[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
and the string starts pulling at his ends....frazzling them all up...unraveling more and more.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2467960738_1737279f3e.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 29, 2009, 08:02:51 PM
As I said before Toasty will be up for grab Sunday after the Moto GP. I don't care who gets it for as long it's a DMFer.
No bribes will be accepted.
I had a Hoosier Hooligan from Scotland attending last year he wanted it. I also hung out With NuttS who flew in from Spain he was also another worthy recipient.  Melissa (Ducatini) Michelle (Industrialgirl) were around too but the toaster somehow ended up in Ohio with Jud.  [roll]  [laugh]

Jud check the HH board there's a thread just for you started by Toastertank.
       
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 29, 2009, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: painter on June 29, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Talk about irony...

I knew you'd catch the humor  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: Grifo on June 29, 2009, 08:02:51 PM
As I said before Toasty will be up for grab Sunday after the Moto GP. I don't care who gets it for as long it's a DMFer.
No bribes will be accepted.
I had a Hoosier Hooligan from Scotland attending last year he wanted it. I also hung out With NuttS who flew in from Spain he was also another worthy recipient.  Melissa (Ducatini) Michelle (Industrialgirl) were around too but the toaster somehow ended up in Ohio with Jud.  [roll]  [laugh]

Jud check the HH board there's a thread just for you started by Toastertank.
       

where are you gonna be at indy?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: hbliam on June 29, 2009, 09:21:15 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 08:31:12 PM
where are you gonna be at indy?

I'm gonna vote that you don't get the toaster. And this is as an over 10 year vet of the DML/DMB/DMF. You know, the whole my opinon counts more then yours thing.   [roll]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Howie on June 29, 2009, 09:24:23 PM
Statler,

Finish the damn joke please.

A mushroom walked into a bar
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Speeddog on June 29, 2009, 10:18:21 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
and the string starts pulling at his ends....frazzling them all up...unraveling more and more.

Oh, it's a shaggy string joke.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: krolik on June 29, 2009, 10:49:10 PM
Anyway, anyone KNOWS that the asking price for Toasty is 11ty Billion $.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
Quote from: Grifo on June 29, 2009, 08:02:51 PM
As I said before Toasty will be up for grab Sunday after the Moto GP. I don't care who gets it for as long it's a DMFer.
No bribes will be accepted.
I had a Hoosier Hooligan from Scotland attending last year he wanted it. I also hung out With NuttS who flew in from Spain he was also another worthy recipient.  Melissa (Ducatini) Michelle (Industrialgirl) were around too but the toaster somehow ended up in Ohio with Jud.  [roll]  [laugh]

Jud check the HH board there's a thread just for you started by Toastertank.
       

honestly... i didn't feel like lugging him (toasty) around the track [laugh]

how ya doin' mario?  :)
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 04:58:18 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 30, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
honestly... i didn't feel like lugging him (toasty) around the track [laugh]

I don't blame you.

We got a lot of looks when we were on the pit tour and taking pictures of Toasty on the row of bricks and infront of Stoner's garage.

Toasty even ended up on some foreign news station........
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 30, 2009, 08:39:54 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 30, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
honestly... i didn't feel like lugging him (toasty) around the track [laugh]

how ya doin' mario?  :)
I'm doing great thanks. Just tired been working some crazy hours.  See you again soon? I promise not to be as stressed out as I was last year this time.  [beer]

Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 04:58:18 AM
I don't blame you.

We got a lot of looks when we were on the pit tour and taking pictures of Toasty on the row of bricks and infront of Stoner's garage.

Toasty even ended up on some foreign news station........
  Toasty needs to end up on the jumbotron this year like Bella (CDC inflatable doll) did last year. 

Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 29, 2009, 08:31:12 PM
where are you gonna be at indy?
Can't miss the hoosier hooligans booth on Ducati Island  ;)
Toasty is going back on patrol today.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 09:16:01 AM
Quote from: Grifo on June 30, 2009, 08:39:54 AM
I'm doing great thanks. Just tired been working some crazy hours.  See you again soon? I promise not to be as stressed out as I was last year this time.  [beer]
  Toasty needs to end up on the jumbotron this year like Bella (CDC inflatable doll) did last year. 
Can't miss the hoosier hooligans booth on Ducati Island  ;)
Toasty is going back on patrol today.

cool cool...
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 30, 2009, 09:20:12 AM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 09:16:01 AM
cool cool...
Ma tu non si u calabrisi i castrovillari?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: Grifo on June 30, 2009, 09:20:12 AM
Ma tu non si u calabrisi i castrovillari?
you and I have so much to discuss my friend - I'll PM you my Cell. Drinks on me at Indy  [beer] [drink]


[leo] [evil] [leo] [evil]   [puke] [bacon]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
You buying me drinks too??
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
You buying me drinks too??

you im buying hookers blow and drinks and shish ka bobs
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 10:29:09 AM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
you im buying hookers blow and drinks and shish ka bobs


1. Not sure my wife would like the hooker idea nor would I screw a hooker with your johnson.
2. blow - nah, never tried it, no interest.
3. Shish ka bobs - now you're talking. I know a great little gyro place in Broadripple that also grills some KILLER shish-ka-bobs, greek style of course.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 10:34:44 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 30, 2009, 10:29:09 AM

1. Not sure my wife would like the hooker idea nor would I screw a hooker with your johnson.
2. blow - nah, never tried it, no interest.
3. Shish ka bobs - now you're talking. I know a great little gyro place in Broadripple that also grills some KILLER shish-ka-bobs, greek style of course.

lol shish ka bobs - beer and fallafel!!
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
Quote from: Grifo on June 30, 2009, 08:39:54 AM
I'm doing great thanks. Just tired been working some crazy hours.  See you again soon? I promise not to be as stressed out as I was last year this time.  [beer]

i don't think we're coming out this year... a mid august honeymoon is our vacation this year :)

you and the hoosier's were great hosts, and we enjoyed our time with all of you!

look for us in 2010  :-*
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 30, 2009, 05:08:22 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 30, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
i don't think we're coming out this year... a mid august honeymoon is our vacation this year :)

you and the hoosier's were great hosts, and we enjoyed our time with all of you!

look for us in 2010  :-*
Bummer you guys are fun to hang out with..  See you in 2010

I busted Toasty playing with the overhead lights
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb126/hoosierhooligans/Toastyonpatrol003.jpg)

So he got arrested...
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb126/hoosierhooligans/Toastyonpatrol001.jpg)

Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: That Nice Guy Beck! on June 30, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
I hope thats not against the rules of the toaster
that is awesome hahahahah
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:33:17 PM
Dude, why do you have nice back seats? Shouldn't they be molded plastic or something...
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 30, 2009, 05:47:11 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:33:17 PM
Dude, why do you have nice back seats? Shouldn't they be molded plastic or something...

Sandpaper?   [evil]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 30, 2009, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:33:17 PM
Dude, why do you have nice back seats? Shouldn't they be molded plastic or something...
They cost more money. The floorboards are plain plastic tho.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:58:08 PM
I assume those are vinyl right?
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on June 30, 2009, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:58:08 PM
I assume those are vinyl right?
Absolutely.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 30, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:33:17 PM
Dude, why do you have nice back seats? Shouldn't they be molded plastic or something...

you have much experience with the back seats of police cruisers??
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: NAKID on July 01, 2009, 03:22:56 AM
No, but I've watched a lot of COPS! [thumbsup] [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Uncle Mofo on September 03, 2009, 12:29:35 PM
Toasty was about to take off with Randal, but he then ran away with the DRILL group instead.  Toasty is somewhere in the state of Illinois now.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Quote from: Grifo on September 03, 2009, 12:29:35 PM
Toasty was about to take off with Randal

Wow.......Toasty could have done 140 on a 620!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on September 03, 2009, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 03, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Wow.......Toasty could have done 140 on a 620!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

or caught some funky std
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: red baron on September 03, 2009, 01:30:09 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 03, 2009, 01:26:47 PM
or caught some funky std

prolly already did
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Grampa on September 03, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
Quote from: trouble on September 03, 2009, 01:30:09 PM
prolly already did

do not..... ever lick toasty
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: Nitewaif on September 04, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 03, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
do not..... ever lick toasty


or insert your..............bread into him.
Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: krolik on September 05, 2009, 09:30:25 AM
Quote from: Nitewaif on September 04, 2009, 10:55:48 AM

or insert your..............bread into him.
Quote from: bobspapa on September 03, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
do not..... ever lick toasty

Remember, Toasty spent some time alone with Mother on the mountain.  [evil]

;D

Title: Re: Who wants the Toaster?
Post by: rgramjet on September 05, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
It puts the chrome polish on its skin....