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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Grampa on June 03, 2009, 10:00:58 AM

Title: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2009, 10:00:58 AM
http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/Octo-Mom-Slams-Kate-Gosselin-1515820.story/?gt1=28135 (http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/Octo-Mom-Slams-Kate-Gosselin-1515820.story/?gt1=28135)


[laugh]
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: the_Journeyman on June 03, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
That picture is either hilarious or awful.

JM
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 03, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
That picture is either hilarious or awful.

JM

the IZ_beesting pic   [laugh]
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: GAAN on June 03, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3593246356_fe07f00388.jpg?v=0)


How is she not doing porn yet?
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: the_Journeyman on June 03, 2009, 12:24:04 PM
That would be the picture I was referring to...  Not exactly her best shot.

JM
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: GAAN on June 03, 2009, 12:31:55 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 03, 2009, 12:24:04 PM
That would be the picture I was referring to...  Not exactly her best shot.

JM

They always compare her to

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/01/Angelina-Jolie-1.jpg)


and the side by sides are creepy close

(http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209692/61519.jpg)


but really she should be included in here

(http://www.sfsignal.com/mt-static/images/jokerLineup.jpg)
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Speedbag on June 03, 2009, 03:59:52 PM
Of course, after 14 chitlins, the view under the skirt is probably akin to the face of an overweight, panting sheepdog.
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: NAKID on June 03, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
All, C-sections...
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Speedbag on June 03, 2009, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 03, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
All, C-sections...

Still.  [laugh]
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2009, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 03, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
All, C-sections...
that makes for a big C

hey....just put a zipper in for me please
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: the_Journeyman on June 04, 2009, 03:56:05 AM
Quote from: GA'AN on June 03, 2009, 12:31:55 PM
They always compare her to

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/01/Angelina-Jolie-1.jpg)

They can make that comparison all they want.  Doesn't make her Angelina [laugh]  Don't think I've ever seem Angelina make a face quite that hideous :-X   They do share a resemblance when Octo has her mouth mostly closed.

JM
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Grampa on June 04, 2009, 07:10:37 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 04, 2009, 03:56:05 AM
 They do share a resemblance when Octo has her mouth mostly closed.

JM

if you squint.... and are drunk.... and have glaucoma..... and the lights are dim..... and if you are in a fast moving car and she is standing 300 meters away in a ditch and her mouth is closed.
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: KnightofNi on June 06, 2009, 06:01:10 AM
i finally got to watch the video.

i'm so glad my life isnt' make the beast with two backsed up like that.
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Speedbag on June 06, 2009, 07:25:45 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 04, 2009, 07:10:37 AM
....and are drunk....

Key point.

In fact, if one were fairly well tanked and someone who looked similar seemed frisky....
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: KnightofNi on June 06, 2009, 03:15:24 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 06, 2009, 07:25:45 AM
Key point.

In fact, if one were fairly well tanked and someone who looked similar seemed frisky....

you'd put 8 babies in her belly?



;D
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: lauramonster on June 06, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
No, you'd jism somewhere else.  She'd scrape it up, put it in a needle and inject it so it would form the maximum number of babies. 
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: Speedbag on June 07, 2009, 06:34:04 AM
Quote from: lauramonster on June 06, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
No, you'd jism somewhere else.  She'd scrape it up, put it in a needle and inject it so it would form the maximum number of babies. 

Ewwww.....  [laugh]
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: GAAN on June 07, 2009, 09:24:07 AM
You know how you travel through life

and

on occasion you see or hear somethng that you had never considered

or

even thought could/should happen?

Quote from: lauramonster on June 06, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
No, you'd jism somewhere else.  She'd scrape it up, put it in a needle and inject it so it would form the maximum number of babies. 

That /\

is one of those things

freebasing sperm is something that has never even slipped into my head as a possible perversion


So, um Laura...nevermind
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: aaronb on June 07, 2009, 06:34:14 PM
hehe

jism. 
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: mitt on June 07, 2009, 06:36:58 PM
this thread is great reading!

[laugh]

mitt
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: nllm_oo_mlln on June 07, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
Octomom and the uptight broad both got their brood through medical science. this is like roe v wade in reverse... and I respect that. I've had family w/ the same dilemma (triplets after the drought) SMH at all the exploitation though (octomom's got a show too now).  Skatenigs and darwin had it right; stupid people shouldn't breed.   

RE Laura's comment: about 10 yrs ago my sister's gal pal became infatuated with her bf and wanted to rope him into a commitment through getting knocked up but he wasn't keen on that. so she took a turkey baster to the skeet and tried to conceive several times toward the end of their relationship... it didn't work btw. now we got science; yay! [roll]
Title: Re: clowncar drag racing
Post by: KnightofNi on June 08, 2009, 07:03:04 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 07, 2009, 09:24:07 AM
You know how you travel through life

and

on occasion you see or hear somethng that you had never considered

or

even thought could/should happen?

That /\

is one of those things

freebasing sperm is something that has never even slipped into my head as a possible perversion


So, um Laura...nevermind

ok, laura was talking about artificial insemination, not freebasing semen.

now who's the make the beast with two backsed up one?