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What do I do with this thing?

It's as tall as I am, has no arms, legs or head. It is female, and slightly odd/disturbing looking.

I want to cause trouble.

Submit ideas.

[evil]

hollow it out  for pony kegs  with the tap set in her mouth

There is no mouth as it has no head...

have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.

+1. Outstanding idea.

then a tap in the who-ha region  ;)

No, no, no, tap the boobs, different pony kegs for each side ~

JM

[laugh]

I vote for boobs. A tap between her legs would look...

She-maleish [puke]

She'd have to go home with you then...

On the trailer.

Set it on fire  [evil]

she would need to invest in a DMF baby doll shirt (if such a thing exists)


edit: since no one else has asked........why do you have a mannequin.
and more important, why is she not called a wommaquin?

It is something left over that my ex wife acquired and then left here.

Why she is not a womannequin, I cannot say.

But your logic is undenyable

[laugh]

You mean you have a bust to get rid of?!

Dude..don't Real Dolls cost about $10K and you took off all of her apendages?!   :-X




LOL..she should be the new traveling DMF mascot!!   Members just won't know when she's coming though.  

I can just picture it..

Herm pulls back the covers and the torso is laying in bed with fake blood all over..

DMF Pay it forward sticker on her  v..    :-X  


 ;)

How do you know what they cost?

They had them on Real Sex on HBO, Howard Stern and there was a thread on TOB.

I have my own Real Doll..unfortunately she talks back sometimes and has PMS.   >:(

I guess $10K really isn't a bad investment though!

Hmm....the last time I had a torso to dispose of I filled the cavities with cement and dropped.........wait...........I don't know nothing about no torso and you can't prove it.









j/k  ;D     Strap it to the back of the bike with a paper mache head of Mr. T and little pieces of rope for arms and legs and go ride around. If anyone says anything, act like you can't see it.

Bring her to DIMBY!!!

But the bean can in her torso to "weight" her on the back better.

Who know what will happen once she arrives in NH.   [moto]

My first thought was to put it on someone's porch, ring the bell and run.

;D

make sure she is fingerprint free and....... put a dml shirt on her with a note that says "liva la canada........ BOOM"

make it into a mailbox.

see how long it takes before someone tries to steal it or break it.
if it's stolen then you're done, if it's broken, you throw it away. either way, no more womaquin

if it's at your front door, the nipples could be your doorbell & garage door opener.   [laugh]

when the garage door is going up & down, you'll know the neighborhood kids are playing with her!!!

Too bad you don't have limbs for it.  Dress it up, make some blood bags out of corn syrup and food coloring, put it in a trash can then toss the trash can under a moving city bus.  That's comedy.

fashion a crude support so you can mount a hockey mask on it, Jason style... dress it in cast off, and leave it in your basement for your wife to find.
or
as above, but leave it in your neighbour's yard? In the woods near your house? Endless possibilities....

if you had arms and legs for it then you could def have some more fun...a head wold be nice too.

bury it most of the way up and pour somethign sure to attract the local fauna

tie it off to your roof or a high pole and let it dangle.

I second this idea!      [thumbsup]

Don't forget to set it on fire first, then when they stomp it out they'll get...

oh wait, that won't work the same.  [laugh]

paging mrs_iz, paging mrs_iz......

seriously though......is she(it?) made of that felt covered stuff, or more of a plastic material? just curious, 'cause if she(it?) can hold paint......or at least stickers....

the official DMF womaquin.

She's plastic.

She's gone. . .

A friend of mine started a tattoo shop and I have been donating various pieces of furniture to him to help out.

He said that he absolutely did not want the womannequin.

I dropped off a book shelf when they were closed, by the back door.

I positioned the womannequin in such a way that when someone opens the door they will be immediately greated by plastic womannequin boobies.  [evil]

She's his now. ;D

sounds like she went to a good home. 

Hopefully he'll pass her on. [laugh]

but not until she gets some ink...

I fully expect them to draw all sorts of lewd and awesome things on her

I would expect nothing less

[evil]

gee.... what a surprise  [laugh]

well..

The shoe fits

;D

it doesn't go there

i am what i am

stretchy?

i can also pee my name in the snow

in block letters or only cursive?

block letters of course.

cursive is for beginners

but only if the stencils are out.

no stencils needed here. . .

im a master of my craft

[laugh]

Depends on who's writing...

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