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Title: bizzaro world
Post by: Grampa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?

Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: ducpainter on June 12, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?


It's 5 o'clock somewhere. ;)
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Grampa on June 12, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
It's 5 o'clock somewhere. ;)

commence with the popping of tops [beer]
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: tlloyd66 on June 12, 2009, 07:57:39 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM

is it too early for beers?


It is NEVER too early for beers... ESPECIALLY when you brew your own!    [drink]
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Porsche Monkey on June 12, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
For a minute I thought this was gonna be another rant thread.
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Grampa on June 12, 2009, 08:01:41 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 12, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
For a minute I thought this was gonna be another rant thread.
I could and would never rant about Chastitys need for a penis
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: tlloyd66 on June 12, 2009, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 08:01:41 AM
I could and would never rant about Chastitys need for a penis

She looked like she already had one...
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: lagerman72 on June 12, 2009, 08:56:31 AM
Quote from: tlloyd66 on June 12, 2009, 08:04:08 AM
She looked like she already had one...

/\/\/\/\/\  That's too funny!  I thought the same thing when I saw her the picture.
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: DCXCV on June 12, 2009, 11:17:56 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
commence with the popping of tops [beer]

You know, if you commenced with the popping of tarts, you could solve all the issues except the 88 yr old man bit and the government policies.
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Scottish on June 12, 2009, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?


make the beast with two backsin-A squad car man. I'm with ya 100%
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: KnightofNi on June 12, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
so who is chastity?

should i have been paying attn to reality shows and the news?
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Scottish on June 12, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 12, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
so who is chastity?

should i have been paying attn to reality shows and the news?
Cher and Bonos brat.
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: KnightofNi on June 12, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: Scottish on June 12, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
Cher and Bonos brat.

ahh, thank you

coming fromt eh 2 of them i expect her to be a bit make the beast with two backsed up.
Title: Re: bizzaro world
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 12, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
I thought this thread was about Herb coming back.  >:(