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Title: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: ejw24 on June 14, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Wife is making me go with her, it'd be great to hang out with someone I have something in common with.  Let me know.
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: IZ on June 14, 2009, 10:24:17 PM
Maybe Randimus, Stella and Brian?  They'll probably resting their azzes though after their ride in Tahoe.
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: Gator on June 15, 2009, 02:04:46 AM
Nah, I'm too busy being straight this week... Enjoy though.

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: GAAN on June 15, 2009, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: 13 on June 15, 2009, 02:04:46 AM
Nah, I'm too busy being straight this week... Enjoy though.

[cheeky]

???

all week?

I don't know you anymore
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 15, 2009, 08:04:51 AM
Quote from: IZ on June 14, 2009, 10:24:17 PM
Maybe Randimus, Stella and Brian?  They'll probably resting their azzes though after their ride in Tahoe.

We're still hiding in our basements/underground parking structure as the tornado sirens wail.
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: Gator on June 15, 2009, 10:37:46 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 15, 2009, 04:10:23 AM
???

all week?

I don't know you anymore

I've told you its not gay if your receiving...
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 15, 2009, 10:46:21 AM
Quote from: ejw24 on June 14, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Wife is making me go with her, it'd be great to hang out with someone I have something in common with.  Let me know.

You have nothing in common with your wife?


You need to approach this the right way, or it could become a long term problem.

Act enthusiastic. Get your nice clothes on. Spend several hundred dollars on new clothes if you lack nice ones. Maybe do this anyway.

Do not eat all day. Save room for the wine. Do not spit the wine out, as you're supposed to. Instead, drink as much as they'll give you in as short a time possible on an empty stomach.

Hit on every woman there under sixty.

Vomit on the food being served.

Try to drive home.


She'll never make you go again.
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: ejw24 on June 15, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 15, 2009, 10:46:21 AM
You have nothing in common with your wife?

Ha, Ha - guess the way I wrote it makes it seem like that.  We are going with some of her friends and their husbands, who I have nothing in common with.  Thanks for the suggestions......you'll have to forgive me if I don't take them....
Title: Re: Anyone going to Food & Wine in Aspen this week?
Post by: DesmoLu on June 16, 2009, 11:02:39 PM
The Aspen classic is AMAZING! Just eat and enjoy and eat....and did I mention, eat?

<--- ::jealous::