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Title: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ROBsS4R on May 19, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
So Someguy finally told me about his Top Secret Motorcycle cleaner Solution.

I can't get over how well this stuff works. It will make your Black rims white again  [thumbsup]

Next Dimension
Original Spray Cleaner & Polish

* Roadside Detailer - Cleaner Road Grime, Grease and Bugs with out Water.
* Polishes Paint and Chrome
* Repels Water
* Anti-Static Properties reduce Dust Buildup


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2322/2507264318_f78041158f_o.jpg)


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 19, 2008, 04:21:23 PM
um you got this info from the same Someguy who never cleans his bike?


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: NAKID on May 19, 2008, 04:24:54 PM
Yeah, I think you're mixed up. Water doesn't touch his bike unless it's raining...


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ROBsS4R on May 19, 2008, 04:26:21 PM

I saw his bike.

He actually cleaned one of my Rims to demonstrate the awesome power of this magical solution.

His bike actually looks pretty clean these days. Not sure what got into him  ???


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 19, 2008, 04:26:30 PM
Yeah, I think you're mixed up. Water doesn't touch his bike unless it's raining...

+1   If my memory serves me, I sent him a Pay It Forward package with cleaner in it a year ago...I am sure he just sniffed the cleaner to get high


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 19, 2008, 04:26:42 PM
That right there is testament to how well it works. It took all the dirt off of a bike that hadn't been washed since....well....ever....in short order with little effort. Rob has his facts straight  :)


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 19, 2008, 04:31:01 PM
Dont believe it.  Take a pic with today's news paper to prove it.


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: NAKID on May 19, 2008, 04:31:36 PM
Wow, pretty impressive. I remember seeing your bike at Joel's wedding and almost throwing up...


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 19, 2008, 04:32:28 PM
Wow, pretty impressive. I remember seeing your bike at Joel's wedding and almost throwing up...

I saw you nauseous but I thought you caught a glance of your leg.


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: red baron on May 19, 2008, 04:34:49 PM
I saw you nauseous but I thought you caught a glance of your leg.


wow tough crowd ;D


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 19, 2008, 04:36:36 PM

wow tough crowd ;D

Have you seen the leg?  he does this neat little "my shin has a hinge in the middle where yours doesnt" thing going on...showed it off in Ouray.   [puke]


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: NAKID on May 19, 2008, 04:38:02 PM
Have you seen the leg?  he does this neat little "my shin has a hinge in the middle where yours doesnt" thing going on...showed it off in Ouray.   [puke]

Oh come on, you know you liked it!


Should I show the GOOD pics?!


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: somegirl on May 19, 2008, 04:38:48 PM
Before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2468922963_438a33ff4f.jpg?v=0)

After:

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/someguy-wheel.JPG)


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: NAKID on May 19, 2008, 04:39:51 PM
Is that stuff legal in the states? Hahahaha


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: acalles on May 19, 2008, 04:40:20 PM
That stuff is KICK ASS.

Honda sells it threw there car dealers.

I used to work at a subie/honda/VW dealer and I would steal borrow that stuff from the wash bay to clean my car with (before I got my bike) it takes bugs off better then anything I've ever seen.


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: mstevens on May 19, 2008, 04:53:10 PM
Isn't that what most people know as "Honda Polish?"

Besides, my wheels started out as black and I don't want to turn them white.


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: Smiling End on May 20, 2008, 12:38:28 PM
Before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2468922963_438a33ff4f.jpg?v=0)

After:

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/someguy-wheel.JPG)

Now I'm pretty new here so I don't want to call BS too strongly but isn't if fishy that the after pic is the other side of the wheel?   ;D


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: somegirl on May 20, 2008, 03:06:40 PM
Someone else took the before picture, it was taken months before, the bike actually was even dirtier than that when he cleaned it.  I didn't think to take a picture before he tried out the magic cleaner.


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 20, 2008, 04:34:09 PM
I didn't think to take a picture before he tried out the magic cleaner.

Probably because we didn't expect it to work  :P


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: AndrewNS on May 20, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
That Honda polish is good stuff....


Title: Re: The Best Motorcycle Cleaner
Post by: SolidSnake3035 on June 02, 2008, 11:32:28 AM
I want some.  :)


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