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Title: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Monster Dave on June 18, 2009, 08:32:59 AM
Pushing the boundaries of sanity:

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/48-Cylinder_Kawasaki.jpg)

Check out the youtube video here:

Kawasaki 48 Cylinder Runs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ratfuML9QA&feature=player_embedded#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


All I keep wondering is....why????

Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: hunduc on June 18, 2009, 08:58:19 AM

isn't there sort of an inverse relationship between the displacement of your bike and your ...khm... endowment ...?   
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Speeddog on June 18, 2009, 09:02:39 AM
It's kind of like climbing Everest.

Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: DucHead on June 18, 2009, 09:36:34 AM
Jeebus, imagine adjusting the valves and synching the carbs/throttle bodies!!
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducatiz on June 18, 2009, 10:00:24 AM
ok, the imagination runs wild..

a crankshaft with 48 unique journals.. which means a 7.5 degree firing offset.. 

a "big bang" setup with only 4 journals -- 12 firing simultaneously!  wtf!

a V-Twin setup.. ROFL.. with 24 firing simultaneously

inquiring minds want to know
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: He Man on June 18, 2009, 10:33:02 AM
because i can, because i can can can can can!!

HP? TQ?

thats a small exahust for all that.
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Greg on June 18, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
That motor has to weigh a bunch and those spindly little front forks don't look big enough to take much abuse.
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducatiz on June 18, 2009, 11:29:05 AM
i can't even imagine what the distributor looks like, unles it has some kind of electronic ignition
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 18, 2009, 12:14:14 PM
Why?


Smoothest power curve ever.
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducatiz on June 18, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 18, 2009, 12:14:14 PM
Why?


Smoothest power curve ever.

you're assuming it's not a big bang engine.

but a 48-journal crank would be so cool.  nightmarish.
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Ddan on June 18, 2009, 04:11:57 PM
Slightly less retar..   ah   redic...    ahhh   really cool:


Chainsaw Bike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWqJe1dCgY#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


And way more:

Harley Chainsaw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1D4IdO28JU#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducpainter on June 18, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on June 18, 2009, 08:32:59 AM
Pushing the boundaries of sanity:

<snip>

All I keep wondering is....why????


Really...

they were pretty much un-rideable as 2 stroke triples. ;D
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: BellissiMoto on June 20, 2009, 05:56:06 AM
The 48 cylinder Kawi looks pretty damn cool to me!

I would love to see it at Bonneville.
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: redxblack on June 20, 2009, 09:50:24 PM
If fit had ape hangers AND if he were wearing a bandanna, he'd be eligible for the douchebag trifecta riding that beast around! There's no way that should qualify for HOV lanes.

It's pretty cool he could get that thing together, though!
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducatiz on June 21, 2009, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: redxblack on June 20, 2009, 09:50:24 PM
If fit had ape hangers AND if he were wearing a bandanna, he'd be eligible for the douchebag trifecta riding that beast around! There's no way that should qualify for HOV lanes.

It's pretty cool he could get that thing together, though!

douchebag trifecta

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Cider on June 22, 2009, 06:56:18 AM
Quote from: painter on June 18, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Really...

they were pretty much un-rideable as 2 stroke triples. ;D

I'm looking on as they kick-start a 5-cylinder two-stroke Kawasaki in the basement of the Barber museum:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_PoNVj7qKKUU/Sh72U9WxVVI/AAAAAAAAAtM/rikMtrUp2HA/s576/IMG_1590.JPG)

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_PoNVj7qKKUU/Sh72gETUL_I/AAAAAAAAAtc/QQ-hH9dG13k/s576/IMG_1594.JPG)
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: ducpainter on June 22, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
Quote from: Cider on June 22, 2009, 06:56:18 AM
I'm looking on as they kick-start a 5-cylinder two-stroke Kawasaki in the basement of the Barber museum:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_PoNVj7qKKUU/Sh72U9WxVVI/AAAAAAAAAtM/rikMtrUp2HA/s576/IMG_1590.JPG)

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_PoNVj7qKKUU/Sh72gETUL_I/AAAAAAAAAtc/QQ-hH9dG13k/s576/IMG_1594.JPG)
How many kicks? ;D
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Speeddog on June 22, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: painter on June 22, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
How many kicks? ;D

Grand total would be good, but # of victims and # kicks each would be better.  [laugh]
Title: Re: 48 Cylinder Kawasaki!!! Um....why???
Post by: Cider on June 22, 2009, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: painter on June 22, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
How many kicks? ;D

Enough that I worried for a second that he might give up ;D.  I think the bike considered kicking back on one of them.  It sure sounded good when it was running, though.

Quote from: Speeddog on June 22, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
Grand total would be good, but # of victims and # kicks each would be better.  [laugh]

Just one guy, but I think he was more tired than he cared to admit.