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Title: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: DCXCV on June 18, 2009, 03:57:37 PM
QuoteWASHINGTON - The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he's bedeviled by a fly in the White House.

PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

"We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals."

During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Obama's conversation with correspondent John Harwood.

"Get out of here," the president told the pesky insect. When it didn't, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.

"Now, where were we?" Obama asked Harwood. Then he added: "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."

Friedrich said that PETA was pleased with Obama's voting record in the Senate on behalf of animal rights and noted that he has been outspoken against animal abuses.

Still, "swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Friedrich said, "and we're happy to say that we wish he hadn't."

Deputy press secretary Josh Earnest said the White House has no comment on the matter.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31422688/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31422688/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001)

Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: NAKID on June 18, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
YOUGOTTABEmake the beast with two backsINGKIDDINGME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I maintain that PETA to me stands for

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: Howie on June 18, 2009, 04:51:21 PM
Obama's killing blow was so swift and precise I am sure the fly did not suffer, though, I suppose, you should eat what you kill :P
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: herm on June 18, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
did he do it with the presidential chopstix?
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: Howie on June 18, 2009, 08:38:47 PM
Obama Kills Fly During Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzgOS8dbF64#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: redxblack on June 18, 2009, 09:54:00 PM
The guy has nuclear launch codes and they're sending him a non-lethal flyswatter. GREAT PERSPECTIVE, PETA!!

I sometimes think they're funded by the meat industry to make vegetarians look like morons.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: GAAN on June 18, 2009, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: redxblack on June 18, 2009, 09:54:00 PM
The guy has nuclear launch codes and they're sending him a non-lethal flyswatter. GREAT PERSPECTIVE, PETA!!

I sometimes think they're funded by the meat industry to make vegetarians look like morons.

I still can't get over the sea kittens thing
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: Kopfjäger on June 18, 2009, 10:22:11 PM
"Sea Kittens" From PETA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljBPbHLmwK8#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 06:53:53 AM
groups like peta really make me want to start my own activist group that admonishes people for wearing the color yellow or some equally illogical act.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: redxblack on June 19, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
I generally agree with the core of what PETA is about, but as an INTERNAL choice for myself. I'm not a mission to change everyone else through the power of illogical arguments and failed analogy.

[bang]

When people find out I'm a vegetarian, they often ask if I'm a PETA member. It's really too bad that association is so prevalent.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: somegirl on June 19, 2009, 09:00:11 AM
Quote from: redxblack on June 19, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
When people find out I'm a vegetarian, they often ask if I'm a PETA member. It's really too bad that association is so prevalent.

It's even worse being vegan. :-\
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 19, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 06:53:53 AM
groups like peta really make me want to start my own activist group that admonishes people for wearing the color yellow or some equally illogical act.

I'd join-I don't really like yellow. We'd have to make up reasons though.


"Wearing yellow detracts from emergency vehicles-when people don't take them seriously people die!"
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 11:00:07 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 19, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
I'd join-I don't really like yellow. We'd have to make up reasons though.


"Wearing yellow detracts from emergency vehicles-when people don't take them seriously people die!"

"yellow is the color of the sun. are you trying to say you are more important to life on earth than the sun is?"
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: NAKID on June 19, 2009, 11:15:35 AM
Depends, what if you live in Seattle? There is no sun there already...
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: spolic on June 19, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Any press is good press for PETA?

Now lets eat some  [bacon]
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 11:59:16 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 19, 2009, 11:15:35 AM
Depends, what if you live in Seattle? There is no sun there already...

they get sun, it's just more limited than other places on the planet.
they of all people should hold the sacred yellow in higher regard than to show such disdain as to wear it's color for clothing.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: DCXCV on June 19, 2009, 12:11:15 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 11:59:16 AM
they get sun, it's just more limited than other places on the planet.
they of all people should hold the sacred yellow in higher regard than to show such disdain as to wear it's color for clothing.

So then fishermen in yellow slickers would be the equivilant of a satanic cult to your group?

Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: lauramonster on June 20, 2009, 06:26:44 AM
and to PETA.  they slaughter those poor innocent fish!!











[cheeky]
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on June 20, 2009, 10:54:14 AM
My bike is yellow.  ;D
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2009, 11:18:20 AM
the more PETA folks open their mouths, the more people think they are idiots. 

they are their own undoing..

if you have a coworker who thinks highly of them, show them the sea kittens crap and the statement about the fly swatting.  if they still think highly of PETA, that person is a moron.

period.

flies carry disease, they serve no purpose except to carry disease from place to place and to feed frogs. 

Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: mrs minnesotamonster on June 20, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
Quote from: Fat Freddy's Cat on June 20, 2009, 11:18:20 AM
the more PETA folks open their mouths, the more people think they are idiots. 

they are their own undoing..

if you have a coworker who thinks highly of them, show them the sea kittens crap and the statement about the fly swatting.  if they still think highly of PETA, that person is a moron.

period.

flies carry disease, they serve no purpose except to carry disease from place to place and to feed frogs. 



+1 to the more the open their mouths, the more people think they are idiots.

It was suggesting that Ben & Jerry's use breast milk in their ice cream earlier this year that really made me think they were nuts and they're only getting worse!
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2009, 12:20:37 PM
Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on June 20, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
+1 to the more the open their mouths, the more people think they are idiots.

It was suggesting that Ben & Jerry's use breast milk in their ice cream earlier this year that really made me think they were nuts and they're only getting worse!

WTF??? I mean WHAT THE FU***?

I thought Ben and Jerry's DID use breast milk -- COW BREAST milk..

idiots.

Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: mrs minnesotamonster on June 20, 2009, 01:39:18 PM
It was bad...I'll have to see if I can find the letter and Ben & Jerry's response online and post it up here for you to read.

Something about how it's inhumane to farm milk from cows and they should instead farm humans... ???
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: mrs minnesotamonster on June 20, 2009, 01:41:23 PM
Here is Peta's letter/reasning...

http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=11993 (http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=11993)
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 20, 2009, 01:46:17 PM
Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on June 20, 2009, 01:39:18 PM
It was bad...I'll have to see if I can find the letter and Ben & Jerry's response online and post it up here for you to read.

Something about how it's inhumane to farm milk from cows and they should instead farm humans... ???

i think the reasoning is that the cows don't have a choice, but the humans do.

i always love it when people put the lives and well being of animals above that of their fellow humans.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: redxblack on June 20, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
If you want to discredit PETA, it isn't hard.

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/petaKillsAnimals.cfm (http://www.petakillsanimals.com/petaKillsAnimals.cfm)
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: redxblack on June 20, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
When I think of PETA campaigns, I think of

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28724 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28724)

QuoteAnimal-Rights Activists Release 71,000 Cows Into Wild

December 16, 1998 | Issue 34•20

PRAIRIE DU CHIEN, WIâ€"Members of the radical group Animal Liberation Front swept through a 900-square-mile region of Western Wisconsin Monday, freeing an estimated 71,000 cows from their human captors.

"These cows are finally free to run wild through the wilderness," said ski-masked ALF member "Brent," loosing a 200-head Guernsey herd from Milk-Rite Dairy in Reedsburg. "No creature should have to live in servitude to humans."

Within hours of the cows' release, police departments throughout the area began receiving reports of bovine fatalities.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: CMDRDAVE on June 20, 2009, 06:57:02 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 06:53:53 AM
groups like peta really make me want to start my own activist group that admonishes people for wearing the color yellow or some equally illogical act.

Am I going to find you protesting on my front lawn when I get up in the morning?  If so, would you mind grabbing the news paper?   ;D
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 19, 2009, 06:53:53 AM
groups like peta really make me want to start my own activist group that admonishes people for wearing the color yellow or some equally illogical act.

DOWN WITH PEOPLE WHO PUT THE TOILET PAPER "ROLL SIDE IN!"
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: CMDRDAVE on June 20, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
I forgot to mention that the PETA headquarters is actually right down the road from where I work.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2009, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: XJDAVE on June 20, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
I forgot to mention that the PETA headquarters is actually right down the road from where I work.

I would put them on every McDonalds and Wendy's coupon list I could find.

ANd sit outside eating a burger moaning loudly.. MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM OH GOD MMMMMM
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: redxblack on June 20, 2009, 09:53:48 PM
Quote from: Fat Freddy's Cat on June 20, 2009, 07:02:02 PM


ANd sit outside eating a burger moaning loudly.. MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM OH GOD MMMMMM

That might HELP them prove their labored point!   ;)
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: CMDRDAVE on June 21, 2009, 12:09:34 PM
I wonder if they are going come after me for hitting a pterodactyl with my face this afternoon.  That bug was HUGE  :o  It was probably worth 1,000 flies.
Title: Re: What if they saw the front of my bike?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 22, 2009, 05:46:31 AM
Quote from: XJDAVE on June 20, 2009, 06:57:02 PM
Am I going to find you protesting on my front lawn when I get up in the morning?  If so, would you mind grabbing the news paper?   ;D
BOO TO YOU!!!

maybe i'll start throwing black paint on people wearing yellow.

and get your own dam paper unless you want to be hit with it.  :P

Quote from: Fat Freddy's Cat on June 20, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
DOWN WITH PEOPLE WHO PUT THE TOILET PAPER "ROLL SIDE IN!"

That shit needs to stop immediately!