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Title: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on June 24, 2009, 06:19:27 AM
Why not visit fabulous Oak Land?

Oakland! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzkoeyhAAdk#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: w7ck7d on June 24, 2009, 06:55:31 AM
If you find a dead hooker in your room....
You stay fro FREEEEEE!!!
Souns like a good deal to me hahaha


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Desmostro on June 24, 2009, 07:18:37 AM
Go Ghost rider! YA!
There should be a song about that.


But what happens when the Ghost Riders and the Slow-Jaywalkers meet?  [roll]



PS.
I'm making whistle tips for my Termis.
I'll make extra pairs - taking orders.


Who's in?


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: remy on June 24, 2009, 01:26:25 PM
Hating on Oakland was hell of 3 years ago.

I love it here.


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: johnc on June 24, 2009, 02:03:19 PM
Hating on Oakland was hell of 3 years ago.

I love it here.

one more reason to hate on oaktown.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on June 24, 2009, 02:08:57 PM
Hating on Oakland was hell of 3 years ago.

I love it here.

I hate to say it, but the family and I are contemplating moving to "Alameda: The land that time forgot"

I just keep telling myself that at least it's not Idaho.


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 24, 2009, 02:13:36 PM
I hate to say it, but the family and I are contemplating moving to "Alameda: The land that time forgot"

I just keep telling myself that at least it's not Idaho.


Why the hell do they call it that?


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: mostrobelle on June 24, 2009, 03:44:38 PM
Another gem of propaganda issued by the pussified masses of SF in order justify to themselves 2 hour waits for brunch, $14 broccoli from the Farmer's Market, and fines for not composting cat poop. 

xoxo,
sistah from da fife-won-oh. 



[cheeky]


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: ducati_tim on June 24, 2009, 04:17:04 PM
I hate to say it, but the family and I are contemplating moving to "Alameda: The land that time forgot"

I just keep telling myself that at least it's not Idaho.


I hope I can make it to Zeitgeist tomorrow so I can scream some sense to you.


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: ducnymph on June 24, 2009, 05:21:59 PM
I hate to say it, but the family and I are contemplating moving to "Alameda: The land that time forgot"

I just keep telling myself that at least it's not Idaho.


Yes, it's just like Idaho! Don't ever come here it's awful  [cheeky] 

Seriously, Alameda ain't like Idaho. It's like a suburban oasis for people that don't like noise or crime. The police are bored here and the parks so nice everyone from Oakland comes over on holidays.


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: BikerGoddess on June 24, 2009, 08:48:59 PM
and fines for not composting cat poop. 
[cheeky]

Now there, I know for a fact that putting any kind of animal poop in the green bin is illegal in SF. ;D


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: mostrobelle on June 24, 2009, 09:08:57 PM
Now there, I know for a fact that putting any kind of animal poop in the green bin is illegal in SF. ;D

In Oakland you can put a body in the green bin and nobody minds.   [cheeky]


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: tigre on June 24, 2009, 09:20:41 PM
If you move out there, can I have your garage?

I hate to say it, but the family and I are contemplating moving to "Alameda: The land that time forgot"

I just keep telling myself that at least it's not Idaho.



Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: enzo on June 25, 2009, 06:44:58 AM
So who was that video mocking? 


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on June 25, 2009, 07:20:48 AM
So who was that video mocking? 

Like most good comedy, everyone.


Title: Re: Thinking of taking a vacation?
Post by: Princess on June 26, 2009, 09:50:10 PM
Some statistics you should know before buying a house in Oakland....
SOURCE: http://www.city-data.com/city/Oakland-California.html (http://www.city-data.com/city/Oakland-California.html)

According to our research there were 788 registered sex offenders living in Oakland, California in early 2007.
The ratio of number of residents in Oakland to the number of sex offenders is 510 to 1.

(http://pics2.city-data.com/hin2007/2289.png)

Full-time Law Enforcement Employees in 2006: 1,009 (688 officers).
Officers per 1,000 residents here:     1.71
US city average:     3.00

City-data.com crime index (higher means more crime, U.S. average = 320.9)
1999    812.9
2000        706.6   
2001        695.6
2002     740.7
2003    734.6
2004    705.9
2005    801.7
2006    969.2
2007    945.9


6.95% of this county's 2006 resident taxpayers lived in other counties in 2005 ($55,719 average adjusted gross income)



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