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Title: what is it?
Post by: al@sktc on June 26, 2009, 10:17:10 AM
i have read a ton of posts here and, i keep running across "the beast with two backs". wtf!? what is that about?
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Monster Dave on June 26, 2009, 10:18:56 AM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: derby on June 26, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: al@sktc on June 26, 2009, 10:32:09 AM
thanks! i guess i will figure it out sometime.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Rameses on June 26, 2009, 10:33:00 AM

Make the make the beast with two backsing beast with two make the beast with two backsing backs??

What the make the beast with two backs does that even mean??


???
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: metallimonster on June 26, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
Come on guys be nice.


Do a search and you'll find out.


make the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backs


Try turning your language filter off and reread this thread.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: somegirl on June 26, 2009, 10:36:52 AM
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0)
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Monster Dave on June 26, 2009, 10:48:11 AM
Quote from: metallimonster on June 26, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
Come on guys be nice.


Do a search and you'll find out.


make the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backsmake the beast with two backs


Try turning your language filter off and reread this thread.

It's just funny because if you weren't on board in the beginning everyone had to figure it out - including me.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: NAKID on June 26, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
Many people credit it to Shakespear's Othello, but it was first found in text in Francois Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel:

Quote"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon ‘gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."


http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/r/rabelais/francois/r11g/part7.html (http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/r/rabelais/francois/r11g/part7.html)
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Grampa on June 26, 2009, 11:03:34 AM
yum....frotting bacon
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Monster Dave on June 26, 2009, 11:08:26 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 26, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
Francois Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel

LOL, I have a Masters in 18th Century French Literature and have read everything from the Renaissance through the 19th century, but forgot all about that!!!  [laugh]

You've outdone yourself Chris.  [thumbsup]

Remind me never to play a game of Trivial Pursuit against you!!!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: NAKID on June 26, 2009, 11:12:18 AM
Wiki knows all, or at least points you in the right direction...
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: ArcDeDucati on June 26, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
My english professor made me explain this to the whole class when I was a freshman in college when we were reading Othello. Naturally I did it in a visual manor. 
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2009, 12:38:54 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 26, 2009, 11:03:34 AM
yum....frotting bacon

i frotted my bacon the other day and my g/f found out about it.
boy was i embarrased.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Grampa on June 26, 2009, 12:41:35 PM
lm got me chocolate covered bacon the other day..... I can bring myself to eat it
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: NAKID on June 26, 2009, 12:44:03 PM
Can or can't?
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2009, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 26, 2009, 12:41:35 PM
lm got me chocolate covered bacon the other day..... I can bring myself to eat it
Quote from: NAKID on June 26, 2009, 12:44:03 PM
Can or can't?

what he said

also, that sounds thouroughly nasty.

i'm also one of like 10 people it he world that doesn't like chocolate.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Grampa on June 26, 2009, 12:45:53 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 26, 2009, 12:41:35 PM
lm got me chocolate covered bacon the other day..... I can bring myself to eat it

oops....can't
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: derby on June 26, 2009, 12:57:52 PM
Quote from: ArcDeDucati on June 26, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
My english professor made me explain this to the whole class when I was a freshman in college when we were reading Othello. Naturally I did it in a visual manor. 

ok, now explain "making the sign of the twin-humped aardvark."
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on June 26, 2009, 06:00:54 PM
Just testing:

shit
make the beast with two backs
piss
Brian W
mothermake the beast with two backser
cocksucker
tits
derby

This was only a test
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: lauramonster on June 26, 2009, 06:12:20 PM
George is gone too. 

funny stuff  [laugh]
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 26, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 26, 2009, 12:45:53 PM
oops....can't


oh, just eat it already!


then make s'more!
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Rameses on June 26, 2009, 06:53:06 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 26, 2009, 06:22:36 PM

oh, just eat it already!


then make s'more!


Oh shit, bacon-chocolate smores...

That might be really good.

Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: teddy037.2 on June 26, 2009, 07:54:27 PM
Quote from: Rameses on June 26, 2009, 06:53:06 PM

Oh shit, bacon-chocolate smores...

That might be really good.



brilliant!
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: mitt on June 26, 2009, 08:04:51 PM
Don't google image search "beast with two backs"

[laugh]

mitt
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: GAAN on June 26, 2009, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: mitt on June 26, 2009, 08:04:51 PM
Don't google image search "beast with two backs"

[laugh]

mitt

it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be

Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: IZ on June 26, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
Can the mods make this a sticky for the newbs or just merg it with the introduce yourself thread
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: somegirl on June 27, 2009, 02:16:01 PM
There is actually a FAQ which is the link I posted.
Title: Re: what is it?
Post by: Ddan on June 27, 2009, 02:29:33 PM
Quote from: IZ on June 26, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
Can the mods make this a sticky for the newbs or just merg it with the introduce yourself thread
Quote from: somegirl on June 27, 2009, 02:16:01 PM
There is actually a FAQ which is the link I posted.

He's new here, he'll find his way around eventually.    ;D