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Title: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: Betty Rage on July 06, 2009, 12:58:49 PM "This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 07/05/09 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach, teach and hold meetings. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction. You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy. Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on July 06, 2009, 01:09:03 PM [thumbsup]
hey honey, u wana let Cierra marry us [laugh] Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: ryandalling on July 06, 2009, 01:13:39 PM How about exorcisms? From the smell of them... Mo's leathers have a demon inside that needs to be exorcised out. ;D
Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: Visolara on July 06, 2009, 01:40:28 PM does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?
Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: JohnnyDucati on July 06, 2009, 04:21:09 PM Very, cool Reverend Cierra. Congratulations! Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: GAAN on July 06, 2009, 08:25:14 PM does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore? actually it means that you can't have sex anymore she can only have sex with young boys Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: Fresh Pants on July 06, 2009, 08:47:57 PM "This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 07/05/09 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach, teach and hold meetings. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction. You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy. [clap] A Ninja of the cloth? Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 05:27:29 AM I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three?
Scott Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: duc_fan on July 07, 2009, 10:54:41 AM I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three? Scott Y'all do live in Portland, ya know. Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: Betty Rage on July 07, 2009, 11:39:31 AM I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement. And I thought you were going to be a midwife. Is this some weird new career that combines all three? Scott The belly dancing and the minister thing are both hobby-type things. The Midwife thing is a career thing. thing. Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 12:06:31 PM I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level. Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.
Scott Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: Betty Rage on July 07, 2009, 12:30:34 PM the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything. [laugh]
Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on July 07, 2009, 01:15:05 PM the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything. [laugh] maybe u should 8) ;D [bow_down] Title: Re: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now... Post by: GAAN on July 07, 2009, 06:09:52 PM I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level. Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'. Scott bah delivering babies is like watching gallagher you just stand to the side, watch, and avoid getting any of it on you... ;D and belly dancing doen correctly is a religious experience |