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Title: F my life
Post by: VisceralReaction on July 07, 2009, 01:27:29 PM

This has probably been on here before but after wasting
4 hours here at work reading all of them I found the best one and had to share

http://www.fmylife.com (http://www.fmylife.com)

"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: teddy037.2 on July 07, 2009, 01:28:29 PM

[laugh]

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: derby on July 07, 2009, 01:33:07 PM

Quote from: VisceralReaction on July 07, 2009, 01:27:29 PM
This has probably been on here before...

four times including this post...

the most recent being 7 days ago:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=26103.msg456558#msg456558 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=26103.msg456558#msg456558)

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: VisceralReaction on July 07, 2009, 01:38:44 PM

Thanks Derb, I knew you'd set me straight ;)

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: DrDesmo on July 07, 2009, 02:03:46 PM

I wonder how many "FML" stories are totally made up ... I can't imagine that many people have that many creative WTF's every day - but hey, you never know ;D

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: He Man on July 07, 2009, 02:15:32 PM

EVIL!!!

"Today, is the day my husband was supposed to come home from a six month tour at sea. I heard the door bell ring. I sprinted to the door expecting to hold my honey bear, instead two uniformed sailors with a folded flag greeted me. I burst into tears. My husband walked up behind me. He laughed."

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: NAKID on July 07, 2009, 02:27:20 PM

Quote from: He Man on July 07, 2009, 02:15:32 PM
EVIL!!!

"Today, is the day my husband was supposed to come home from a six month tour at sea. I heard the door bell ring. I sprinted to the door expecting to hold my honey bear, instead two uniformed sailors with a folded flag greeted me. I burst into tears. My husband walked up behind me. He laughed."

That guy is the epitome of a DICK!

But also an AWESOME idea!!!!

I think my wife would kill me though...

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: KnightofNi on July 07, 2009, 03:15:58 PM

i can't stop giggling

QuoteToday, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: Gator on July 10, 2009, 09:04:29 AM

QuoteToday, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

[laugh]

Title: Re: F my life
Post by: Speedbag on July 10, 2009, 02:03:22 PM

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 07, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
i can't stop giggling

That's awesome. [laugh]

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