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Come and get it.  Ooo, a big surprise may be in side and you keep what you find, including Jimmy Hoffa!

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How big is this big-ass safe?

you know the combo? or need to drill?

that is soooo cool!
why get rid of it?

I'm an idiot.  Before I recover you should come and get the big-ass safe.

Yes, I do know the combo BUT I want someone, a new friend perhaps, to enjoy the lavish items I've tucked away in the deep corners of the big-ass safe.

I like to think of the big-ass safe's surprise as The DMF-MOB Love-Stimulant Package since so many folks have been sad around here lately.

Turn that frown up side down!!  With a big-ass safe!!!

man..if i were still in oregon i would be on my way

I lack the professionals vernacular but, I've been told no less than three times by tradespersons who deal with big-ass safes, it is by any measure a big-ass safe, indeed.

Big-ass safes are quite shippable.

Will you help me carry it up to my apt?, im on the 5th floor.

Which weighs more...1969 VW Bug or that safe?   [laugh]

The big-ass safe is quite a big-ass safe.  As such, it's size it is not recommended for anything but ground floor installations.
That said, I would help you move it up stairs, Dan, but it's against the big-ass safe's rules and the big-ass safe will not be ignored.   



1969 VW 'Bug' or Beetle as it's known amongst educated fans;
Weight = ~1850 lbs.
Big-ass safe = ~4500 lbs. (really)
Cadillac Escalade = ~ 5900 lbs.

Therefore, you can see the big-ass safe is:
More compact than it's competition.
Has a better warranty.
Is easier to park (I found my big-ass safe inside a wall.  Beat that, VW!)
And, if thrown out of the door of a helicopter from 2000 feet, would strike the ground with more energy than either the Volkswagen or the Cadillac, claiming the title of "Most Powerful" in our arbitrary shoot out*
*Based on my vague, 1/2 way through my first MacTarnahan's math.

You had me at "big-ass safe"



Unfortunately, you lost me at "~4500 lbs. (really)"

Hrm-I make it a point not to bring home anything too big for my deuce and a half truck.


It seems to work for me.

This big-ass safe... Is it big-ass enough for a person to live within its walls?

Is it furnished?

i dont think 4500 lbs is all that shippable.......unless its your dime?

Can the big-ass-safe bring peace in the middle east?

Can I fit a Big-Ass Fan in the big-ass safe?

Can the big-ass safe be use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing?

Do not taunt happy-fun big-ass safe.

i think the big ass safe would make a great mascot. dmf members could pass it around, sign it, store important legal documents in it, and take it to bars/moto gp/rides.....etc....

we could have rule that you could only transport i by......
wait a minute..

We could keep the official DMF midget, IZ inside of it.

Is it Dick Cheney's old "man-sized" safe of Daily Show fame?

Sorry for the delay in responding to your insightful comments.  Before responding I had to, oboviously, consult with the big-ass safe regarding it's needs desires and future disposition.
Wiser words have yet to be spoken, especially if you're a single lad.  Brilliance noted.

First one is on me.  Keep in mind there may be untold fortunes, etc. in the somewhat ancient recesses of the big-ass safe.


Yes, it could.  However, we live in a New Testiment, free-will era and the velvet-gloved big-ass safe chooses to parentally guide not impose with a heavy, iron hand.

The big-ass safe is ancient and wise so, much like Yoda, has certian limitations. 
The big-ass safe has no outlets.  And a low ceiling.  Much like your bike, the big-ass safe is ancient, therefore all fanning must be manual.

The big-ass safe is whimsical and, like most safes, dark, lacks humor and is timeless. 
It can be used as a flotation device and would be happy to spend the next 1000 years on the bottom of the ocean with you.

Word.

More to come.

I'm actually considering integrating big-ass safe into my garage. I have a nice big space in a shared garage - long enough for two cars end-to-end plus stuff. Towards the back it's at least 6 feet wider than my GTI. Big-ass safe could live a comfortable life there on the concrete.

Because it's a shared garage it's not all that secure; my old mountain bike was stolen from there even though it was cable-locked to a semi-big-ass post. Big-ass safe could easily protect all my moto-related valuables from thieves, vandals, and cats.

Big-ass safe needs to provide its own transportation to my garage, as it will not fit in the GTI and weighs ten times more than the monster.

Big-ass safe would be the center of attention at a future wrench day if I were to have one in my garage.

What are the dimensions of said safe, please?

now that he has some suckers on the hook, he drops the bomb....
big ass safe is on the 4th floor of a walk up.

Well then, you just need to wheel it to the closest window.

Can the big-ass-safe help me score some cat-fish tonight?

Can the big-ass-safe go fast and turn left?


If a train leaves Tennesse at 7:35pst traveling at 35mph in the direction of the big-ass-safe and the big-ass-safe (in the relm of the laws of physics as we know and not what applies to said big-ass-safe) is stationary, what time does the train get blown over in the tornado? (Ref video)

Train vs. Tornado - Spectacular! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azV5bC2br-Q#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)