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Title: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
her journalism street cred went flushy flushy down the crapper this morning [laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
her journalism street cred went flushy flushy down the crapper this morning [laugh]

Sooooo

enlighten us hippy hater
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Sooooo

enlighten us hippy hater

she interviewed Levi Johnston this morning on the Today show.

Ann has that "talk to them as if they just had their puppy run over" interview style..... and to apply that to this 19yo dumbass as if he's somebody with something relevent to say..... was the funniest thing since supertroopers.


Hey Levi..... what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?







Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Bun-bun on July 13, 2009, 04:01:41 PM
Y'know,
If I knew or cared who Levi Johnston is, and I was more familiar with Ann Curry, I bet this'd be funny.











How's that job search goin' BP?

















[popcorn]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:02:49 PM
no yob :'(
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
I'd hit it. [laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:07:15 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
I'd hit it. [laugh]

Ann or Levi?
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 04:08:01 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:02:49 PM
no yob :'(

time to sell the kids?
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:07:15 PM
Ann or Levi?
You pick.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
You pick.

oh no you dont..... yer not gonna blame me when it goes south




[laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 04:08:01 PM
time to sell the kids?

nope.... a bike
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:15:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
oh no you dont..... yer not gonna blame me when it goes south




[laugh]
I'd probably screw it up either way. ;D
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
nope.... a bike

hmmm

tough choice there

you have multiple bikes

and yet

multiple kids

You only have one daughter right? so you should probably keep her...

If I were you I would get what you can from the bug keeper kid

Jess and I might be interested if he is house broken

;D



Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
hmmm

tough choice there

you have multiple bikes

and yet

multiple kids

You only have one daughter right? so you should probably keep her...

If I were you I would get what you can from the bug keeper kid

Jess and I might be interested if he is house broken

;D




Beware of spiderman.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Beware of spiderman.

eets ok

I met him, he's shorter than jess

i could take him
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:24:12 PM
he comes with 4 Madagascar hissing cockroaches and at least one puppy
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: rgramjet on July 13, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
Was great to watch her get visibly aroused while interviewing Brad Pitt.  He was noticibly uncomfortable.....priceless.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:24:12 PM
he comes with 4 Madagascar hissing cockroaches and at least one puppy

(http://www.mobot.org/mobot/research/madagascar/images/B/B060.jpg)

oh good so he comes with food
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:24:12 PM
he comes with 4 Madagascar hissing cockroaches and at least one puppy
I gotta admit...

Ann is more interesting...

to me...

anyway.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
I gotta admit...

Ann is more interesting...

to me...

anyway.

I like her

but

she is from here so i guess I'm biased

Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 13, 2009, 04:33:13 PM
The Soup: Gi-Gi, Ju-Ju, Nu-Nu, Good Morning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKvSvxhdm9c&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


[laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
I like her

but

she is from here so i guess I'm biased


Where?
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 13, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
Where?

Here

right here

I'm pointing right at it
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: ducpainter on July 13, 2009, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
Here

right here

I'm pointing right at it
Is that you Pa?
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Oldfisti on July 14, 2009, 03:41:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 03:58:36 PM


Hey Levi..... what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?










(http://forum-files2.fobby.net/0009/3896/shenanigans.png)


Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: rgramjet on July 14, 2009, 04:14:13 AM
Even with her dilated pupils, pouty lips and obvious dampness at perceivedly hot movie "stars", I think Anne is 20x the journalist/anchorperson than lame ass, awkward joke making, Matt Lauer smacking, Meredith Viera......

Dont know what the Today people were thinking when they brought her on.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: erkishhorde on July 14, 2009, 07:15:41 AM
I still can't figure out what nationality she is.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: NAKID on July 14, 2009, 07:27:32 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Curry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Curry)

"Curry was born in Guam to Bob Curry, of Cherokee, French, German, Irish, Scottish descent from Pueblo, Colorado, and Hiroe Nagase, originally from Japan.[1] Her American father, a career Navy man,[2] met her mother during the U.S. occupation of Japan following the Second World War. The U.S. military did not initially allow the marriage, but her father returned to Japan two years later to marry his bride."
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 07:33:46 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 14, 2009, 04:14:13 AM
Even with her dilated pupils, pouty lips and obvious dampness at perceivedly hot movie "stars", I think Anne is 20x the journalist/anchorperson than lame ass, awkward joke making, Matt Lauer smacking, Meredith Viera......

Dont know what the Today people were thinking when they brought her on.

I still thank that Katie Couric was the most worthless person to come out of that show.


Her interviewing skills are awful.

With that said.


Levi is a make the beast with two backsing douchebag.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2009, 07:44:13 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 07:33:46 AM
I still thank that Katie Couric was the most worthless person to come out of that show.


Her interviewing skills are awful.

With that said.


Levi is a make the beast with two backsing douchebag.

I wouldn't say he's a douche bag.... he's a 19yo kid. He doesn't know shit about the real world yet, much less the motivation behind homebody's political chess moves.

For NBC to put him centerstage and ask him the stupid assed questions they/she did.... was equivalent to asking me to explain anything that comes out of Stephen Hawking's chatterbox. uhhhhh...uhhhhhhh...uhhhhhh you sound like r2d2
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: derby on July 14, 2009, 07:46:24 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on July 14, 2009, 07:15:41 AM
I still can't figure out what nationality she is.

she's american, ya goof!

(i think you meant "ethnicity")
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: rgramjet on July 14, 2009, 08:56:46 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 07:33:46 AM
I still thank that Katie Couric was the most worthless person to come out of that show.


Her interviewing skills are awful.

With that said.


Yea but she had some killer make the beast with two backsing legs and was nice enough to show us the interior of her colon.  That puts her up there in my book!   [thumbsup]

If only Amy Robach would do the same....
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: GAAN on July 14, 2009, 09:00:56 AM
she showed people the inside of her colon?

:-\
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: derby on July 14, 2009, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 14, 2009, 09:00:56 AM
she showed people the inside of her colon?

:-\

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=16l&ei=A79cSriwOo7asgOMrsiwCg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=couric+colonoscopy&spell=1 (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=16l&ei=A79cSriwOo7asgOMrsiwCg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=couric+colonoscopy&spell=1)
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2009, 09:41:07 AM
Levi Johnston Interviewed About Palin & His Future Plans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qau7E_MXPw#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


it's an exclusive [laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: DCXCV on July 14, 2009, 09:47:14 AM
This thread progressed (?) from someone I don't know interviewing someone I don't know (apparently poorly) to someone I know of but wouldn't mind forgetting about showing off her colon.  And people wonder why I don't watch TV.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 09:51:24 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 14, 2009, 09:00:56 AM
she showed people the inside of her colon?

:-\

Her husband died of colon cancer.

Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:44:13 AM
I wouldn't say he's a douche bag.... he's a 19yo kid. He doesn't know shit about the real world yet, much less the motivation behind homebody's political chess moves.

For NBC to put him centerstage and ask him the stupid assed questions they/she did.... was equivalent to asking me to explain anything that comes out of Stephen Hawking's chatterbox. uhhhhh...uhhhhhhh...uhhhhhh you sound like r2d2

I respectfully disagree.

That kid has a publicist. He has people.

Hell, he is shopping for a movie deal.

He was paid to be in one of those rag mags.

Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2009, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 09:51:24 AM
Her husband died of colon cancer.

I respectfully disagree.

That kid has a publicist. He has people.

Hell, he is shopping for a movie deal.

He was paid to be in one of those rag mags.



I don't doubt it for a fact.... he probably has an agent and a publicist, but it comes down to NBC be'n so lame that they think that kid has something relevant to say. MTV news maybe....but NBC [roll]

unless his publicist held a gun to Ann's head.... I say she's a dipshit for even sitting on the same stage as the kid.
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2009, 11:58:35 AM
and..... the kicker in all this is...... NBC runs a crawler during the entire interview that says EXCLUSIVE.

the stupid kid called the AP and staged his own lil press conference the day prior..... then NBC pays him to come on and spew the exact same shit that he gave away for free the previous day [laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: causeofkaos on July 14, 2009, 12:27:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:44:13 AM
equivalent to asking me to explain anything that comes out of Stephen Hawking's chatterbox. uhhhhh...uhhhhhhh...uhhhhhh you sound like r2d2


dude seriously i cant beleive you said that
r2d2 went peep poop peep peep poop
hawkings sounds like a speak and spell
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: NAKID on July 14, 2009, 02:10:03 PM
Like my sigline?
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: causeofkaos on July 14, 2009, 12:27:12 PM

dude seriously i cant beleive you said that
r2d2 went peep poop peep peep poop
hawkings sounds like a speak and spell

r2d2 did not poop   [laugh]
Title: Re: sucks to be Ann Curry
Post by: erkishhorde on July 14, 2009, 04:36:47 PM
Quote from: derby on July 14, 2009, 07:46:24 AM
she's american, ya goof!

(i think you meant "ethnicity")

Yesh. Me no speck engrish good.  [bang]