what would you want to be?
Don't you have to say what you'd be first?
Quote from: NAKID on July 14, 2009, 06:46:10 AM
Don't you have to say what you'd be first?
ok...first I'd be Joel...then, after I die..... I'd want to be a chimp
Male Lion
You hump all day, the women do your hunting, and then you sleep.
On average, I believe lions sleep around 16 hours per day.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 06:53:16 AM
I'd want to be a chimp
Bubbles?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2009, 06:53:51 AM
Bubbles?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
eeeep...eeeep....epppppp
* translated "help... my human is in my ass"
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:02:48 AM
* translated "help... my human is in my ass"
[puke]
Wolverine. I just think they're cool.
A dog would be nice too, provided I got some sucker parents like myself! [laugh]
One of my dogs. They sure live the good life. ;D
It's gotta be a wolf or maybe a large bird of prey. [thumbsup]
Quote from: somegirl on July 14, 2009, 07:46:40 AM
One of my dogs. They sure live the good life. ;D
but remember...it'll be Dave taking care of you alone ;)
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:50:06 AM
but remember...it'll be Dave taking care of you alone ;)
He spoils them more than I do. [cheeky]
man-eating cow.
A mountain lion. Cause I love mountains, and I love lyin'. Wait, no, I mean, cause I'd get to chase cougars. Er... I mean... :-X :-[
manbear pig. I am super serial.
I would be a dragon
you all would be my food
have a nice day
Peregrine Falcon [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 06:53:16 AM
ok...first I'd be Joel...then, after I die..... I'd want to be a chimp
I dig having opposable thumbs for sure, but I dunno about being a chimp. There's the Michael J buttprobe thing, but there's also the chance that you'd get "owned" by a little old lady from Connecticut, and have to eat face (http://trenner.blogspot.com/2009/02/monkey-faceoff.html).
"Squid" is probably not a great choice either, though for some riders that's karmic inevitability.
I'll have to go with Mother on the "dragon" thing, assuming that we allow mythical critters. Breathe fire, fly, live a long time, devour people who bother you. That's worth putting up with the occasional misguided knight with small poky things.
I would be a fat lump of a cat named Bob and shit and puke all over my owners house.
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/s9.gif)
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 14, 2009, 09:13:12 AM
Sooo....Rosanne Barr?
sheesh. has noone seen the tick???
Quote from: teddy037.2 on July 14, 2009, 09:58:15 AM
sheesh. has noone seen the tick???
yes, but i was far to late to this thread.
personally i think i wouldn't mind being a chupacabra
Sloth.
Oh wait, I'm one now.
Or a Likalottapus. ;D
cyrus beat me to it........sort of.
i would be a male mountain lion.....a big tom.
Baby Sloth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVmNewnmORg#lq-hq-vhq)
First video I clicked on and the first comment happens to be "i'm gonna be a sloth in my next life"
...coincidence? [bow_down]
A fruit bat named Roberto.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 06:53:16 AM
ok...first I'd be Joel...then, after I die..... I'd want to be a chimp
really, I mean REALLY? you expect me to leave THAT alone? I mean, I, I, I don't even know where to start.
[bang] oh jeez my pizza's here.
An Eagle to soar as far and wide as I want .
Dolph :)
is a transformer an animal?
A leotard...its a kind of leopard...
Mountain Gorilla (as long as I was in a sanctuary)..
Great White Shark..
Orca..
Giant Tortoise..
Grizzly Bear
Tasmanian Devil..
Hyabusa..
Liger..
??
Quote from: IZ on July 17, 2009, 08:43:01 PM
Mountain Gorilla (as long as I was in a sanctuary)..
Great White Shark..
Orca..
Giant Tortoise..
Grizzly Bear
Tasmanian Devil..
Hyabusa..
Liger..
??
All giant animals.
Someone compensating?
I would think a nail resistant type of animal would be a good choice.
Quote from: El Matador on July 17, 2009, 08:45:13 PM
All giant animals.
Someone compensating?
Yeah, cuz a Tasmanian Devil is HUGE!
Mostly apex predators..just be a lateral move. [cheeky]
Quote from: IZ on July 18, 2009, 08:04:18 AM
Yeah, cuz a Tasmanian Devil is HUGE!
Mostly apex predators..just be a lateral move. [cheeky]
True predators don't eat turkey bacon.
Right now you're more of a "pwedator".
I'd come back as my cat. He's the coolest cat ever, and gets constantly spoiled by everyone. Sun, constant food, and getting pampered? Sign me the hell up ;D
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/mediascope/Hector/hector-nap.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/mediascope/Hector/hector-stretch.jpg)
<insert picture of kitten baby sloth sandwiched between boobies>