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Title: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Pakhan on July 27, 2009, 08:47:02 AM
 [evil]  :-X

http://story.russiaherald.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/723971d98160d438/id/522066/cs/1/ (http://story.russiaherald.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/723971d98160d438/id/522066/cs/1/)
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 08:48:40 AM
Baaaaahahahahahahahahhaha. That is some scary shit. I wonder what "Olga" looks like
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Pakhan on July 27, 2009, 09:09:51 AM
You never know it could be Olga Kurylenko......probably not though  :P
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Triple J on July 27, 2009, 09:11:59 AM
 [laugh] [laugh]

"What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left," Olga said
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 09:22:44 AM
I don't eve know what a "frenulum" is.
And still a "torn frenulum" sounds wildly painful.
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Grampa on July 27, 2009, 09:24:23 AM
Dear Penthouse,

      I never thought it would happen to me, but one night..........
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 09:22:44 AM
I don't eve know what a "frenulum" is.
And still a "torn frenulum" sounds wildly painful.

# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Speedbag on July 27, 2009, 09:32:07 AM
"Viktor admitted she had fed him well."

[laugh]

Who fed who well?
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 27, 2009, 09:37:24 AM
Dude thats rough.  I bet she was nasty. 
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: causeofkaos on July 27, 2009, 10:12:00 AM
giggity giggity
man thats awesome
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: ryandalling on July 27, 2009, 10:24:56 AM
That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time... that should be in the joke thread... ha ha ha
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: redxblack on July 27, 2009, 10:56:43 AM
I had to look up frenulum as well. Wikipedia has some odd pics.  :o
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: the_Journeyman on July 27, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
What a bizarre story. 

JM
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Rufus120 on July 27, 2009, 11:54:31 AM
That chick has some issues  [evil]
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:10:10 PM
Quote from: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 09:26:21 AM
# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

What? In English please...
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Pakhan on July 27, 2009, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:10:10 PM
What? In English please...

The bottom underside of your helmet ;)
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:43:02 PM
Thanx
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 09:26:21 AM
# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

I could only follow about 1/2 of the quoted text...and still...
OOOOUUUCH!!!!!
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 27, 2009, 11:29:24 PM
I bet he can`t wait to heal up and go try to rob her again ;D
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: gojira on July 28, 2009, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 09:26:21 AM
# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

This is WAAAAYYYYY TMI this early in the morning ...

     [coffee]

Oh yeah, and nothing good can come from a woman named Olga ...


EDIT: Wait. Never mind (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=TOT&ei=8gpvSsCADITSsQP27p3qAg&resnum=0&q=olga+kurylenko&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=9ApvSrGeOIm2sgOsmcD5Ag&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1).

Back to the  [coffee]

Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: Gator on July 29, 2009, 05:05:23 AM
the Czech media has released this photo believed to be her.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HgPZTxiZsSI/SeXMx4fQafI/AAAAAAAAAzM/D7gksZl8Ilg/s1600/Olga.bmp)

I have seen it on a couple of blogs as well. I don't know that it is her. but she should be released soon and I am due for a hair cut... I will update with ride report and photos.  [popcorn]

1000 Ruples, a pair of jeans, food and sex... Next thing you know burglars are going to be complaining the HD TV they are about to steel doesnt have a tivo. 
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: KnightofNi on July 29, 2009, 05:59:58 AM
maybe the guy has a g/f and had to press charges because she was upset at him for having sex with the other lady.
Title: Re: Giggity giggity goo.......comrade
Post by: mstevens on July 29, 2009, 09:05:20 AM
There's also a lingual frenulum. That's the little bit of tissue that looks as if it's trying to hold your tongue down against the bottom of your mouth.

From the context of the article, it sounds as if she could've torn either one or both.