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Title: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 01, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
East bound Malvern Road Glen Iris @ 1300hrs...  [leo]

Ticket in the mail...  ;D

Ita  ;D


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: dragonworld. on August 01, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
"Bastard"  ;D  [laugh]  [clap]


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Betty on August 02, 2009, 12:33:26 AM
But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 02, 2009, 02:56:40 AM
But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?

Because he folds up quite nicely... ;D

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 02, 2009, 02:59:02 AM
my number plate is 'F you'....kind of hard to miss!  :D

I was well and truly under the speed limit mate...don't kid...I'm very controlled on these roads...

hey, that wasn't you in the silver volvo behind me...cause I was actually going to get off the bike and tell the driver that they were driving really well (and I don't see that often!)

now tell me the truth....being 6 foot 6 on a monster....I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

 ;D


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 02, 2009, 03:05:10 AM
LOL... 

You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish ;)

I thought you were riding very sedately but then you turned into your driveway...  (I assume it was your driveway :-X )  Man that it steep...  Do you mono out??  ;D

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 02, 2009, 03:19:03 AM
it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though  ;)    )

RJ


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 02, 2009, 03:20:46 AM

You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish ;)


you should have seen me on the 999s last weekend...I was sitting there...all arms and legs...tears running down my cheeks as my dream disappeared...meanwhile Ptooey was quietly chuckling beside me...he mentioned it looked a 'little' small for me.


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Betty on August 02, 2009, 03:28:00 AM
but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 02, 2009, 11:31:15 AM
This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent  :o   Not that it's a bad thing mind you...  ;)  Just a fact...  [cheeky]

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 02, 2009, 11:34:38 AM
it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though  ;)    )

RJ

It would be a bit steep to push the bike up to street level...   I guess the neighbours hate you when you leave EARLY!!!!

AS for coming out...  :-\   Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet...  :o [laugh]

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: dragonworld. on August 02, 2009, 01:08:39 PM

AS for coming out...  :-\   Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet...  :o [laugh]

Ita
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Ooooh Lycra Lad!! Thweet !!  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: CairnsDuc on August 02, 2009, 01:36:38 PM
It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent  :o   Not that it's a bad thing mind you...  ;)  Just a fact...  [cheeky]

Ita

Damn straight! Get to Innisfail, land of the Twinheads!  [laugh]
I mean it even has Fail in the name!


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: CairnsDuc on August 02, 2009, 01:40:22 PM
I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

 ;D

Now, there is one hell of a mental image!

And now you can buy a shirt to celebrate every time you get on your bike  [cheeky]
(http://images7.cafepress.com/nocache/product/383484527v2147483647_350x350_Front_Color-Black.jpg)


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 02, 2009, 02:13:16 PM
This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

I'm from further north than that....I'm originally a.......QUEENSLANDER

(now you know why I'm so handsome, charismatic, humorous and generally great!)

I got checked out more times in a week in Sydney than 17 years in Melbourne....your boys up there are predators and are looking for new meat, so to speak.


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Betty on August 02, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
I got checked out more times in a week in Sydney than 17 years in Melbourne....your boys up there are predators and are looking for new meat, so to speak.

No doubt seeing themselves as a coconut


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: bazz20 on August 02, 2009, 02:42:20 PM
im glad i live this far south now  ;D


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Betty on August 02, 2009, 02:48:29 PM
im glad i live this far south now  ;D

Apparently you lot are the least 'different' down there ... who'd have thought?


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: bazz20 on August 02, 2009, 04:16:42 PM
Apparently you lot are the least 'different' down there ... who'd have thought?
yer so every one piss off  ;D


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Six95 on August 02, 2009, 06:00:19 PM
Ita,
Your cover is blown, abort you Oz monster MC infiltration mission now...


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 03, 2009, 07:55:11 PM
Ita,
Your cover is blown, abort you Oz monster MC infiltration mission now...

Buggar...

I was just getting fitted for my coconut husk leathers :'(

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Jukie on August 03, 2009, 08:16:46 PM
oooh ita Coconut husk leathers hhhmmmmmm


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Betty on August 03, 2009, 08:43:12 PM
oooh ita Coconut husk leathers hhhmmmmmm

No that's what Spider was thinking


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: feral on August 03, 2009, 10:42:23 PM
Q: You know the thing thats wrong with Queensland ?

A: Its full of Queenslanders
 [laugh] [clap] [laugh]

bsbd   feral


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 03, 2009, 11:39:58 PM
Q: You know the thing thats wrong with Queensland ?

A: Its full of Queenslanders
 [laugh] [clap] [laugh]

bsbd   feral

exactly, they need to migrate and bless the other states with their warmth and brilliance  [thumbsup]

good point Feral


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 03, 2009, 11:53:52 PM
I should state here and now that I'm a Queenslander, born in Toowoomba!!!

But I travel and the further north you go along the mainland eastern seaboard, the odder things get!!! :o

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: feral on August 04, 2009, 12:40:55 AM
Also they give someone for the Tasmanians to put down


bsbd   feral


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 04, 2009, 01:17:00 AM
what's a queensland man's favorite mating call?

when she says she's from Victoria and on holidays!

done  [thumbsup]

so you can tease the men up there...but they are getting you back!



Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: brad black on August 04, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
you should have seen me on the 999s last weekend...I was sitting there...all arms and legs...tears running down my cheeks as my dream disappeared...meanwhile Ptooey was quietly chuckling beside me...he mentioned it looked a 'little' small for me.

watching you and jc mount up always brings a smile to my face.


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Ita on August 04, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
watching you and jc mount up always brings a smile to my face.

Ya gotta take pics and post 'em Brad, so we can all share [clap]

Ita


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: Spider on August 04, 2009, 10:45:47 PM
watching you and jc mount up always brings a smile to my face.

frickin odd couple...

apparently all of JC's friend give him strife for hangin round with "that real tall skip"  [thumbsup]

rang up today...I'm ready for the next dream....booked in a test ride of an 848...you saw me Brad, was I handsome on that thing or what? at Philip Island? I was  [bacon] and the girls were  [bow_down]

right?  8)


Title: Re: Eye Spied a Spider today...
Post by: bazz20 on August 05, 2009, 01:08:46 AM
frickin odd couple...

apparently all of JC's friend give him strife for hangin round with "that real tall skip"  [thumbsup]

rang up today...I'm ready for the next dream....booked in a test ride of an 848...you saw me Brad, was I handsome on that thing or what? at Philip Island? I was  [bacon] and the girls were  [bow_down]

right?  8)
im going too call you two dicks spider , you cant get that silly playing with one  [cheeky]


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