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Title: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 03, 2009, 07:22:44 PM
i was makin' dinner tonight and this happened:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/randomstuff/aaaagh.jpg)



(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/randomstuff/aaaagh6.jpg)

Can I just say that I couldn't eat the salad.  I had to go take a walk.

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/randomstuff/aaaagh4.jpg)

goddam haunted bell pepper
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: He Man on August 03, 2009, 07:33:00 PM
LOL WTF @ THAT
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 03, 2009, 07:36:21 PM
Quote from: shyster on August 03, 2009, 07:22:44 PM
goddam haunted bell pepper

[laugh]
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Grampa on August 03, 2009, 07:39:17 PM
"redpepper"


"redpepper"

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n193/dotman_2006/danny.jpg)
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: somegirl on August 03, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
and now you can see why...

(http://rlv.zcache.com/im_not_a_vegetarian_because_i_love_animals_im_tshirt-p235844331255844330trlf_400.jpg)

[cheeky] [laugh]
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Rufus120 on August 03, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
I think you'd be pissed too if someone was slicing you open with a knife.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Xiphias on August 03, 2009, 07:58:45 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 03, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
and now you can see why...

(http://rlv.zcache.com/im_not_a_vegetarian_because_i_love_animals_im_tshirt-p235844331255844330trlf_400.jpg)

[cheeky] [laugh]
[laugh]
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Scottish on August 03, 2009, 09:53:58 PM
LOL.... "his father was the one known as pumkinhead"


[laugh]
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: moto-zen on August 03, 2009, 10:23:27 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 03, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
and now you can see why...

(http://rlv.zcache.com/im_not_a_vegetarian_because_i_love_animals_im_tshirt-p235844331255844330trlf_400.jpg)

Ha! I worked in a kitchen where one of the line cooks (the meat guy) wore a shirt every night that said "How many vegetables had to die for your f@*king salad?!" Your post brought back many odd memories of that nut job.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: TiNi on August 04, 2009, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 03, 2009, 07:39:17 PM
"redpepper"


"redpepper"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Slide Panda on August 04, 2009, 02:55:32 AM
Braaaaaaaiiiins
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 04, 2009, 04:54:17 AM
y'all are laughing

i was really spooked for some reason

i had to take a walk and smoke a cigarette.  it just spooked me.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: MrFryMoto on August 04, 2009, 05:16:28 AM
Sell it on eBay as the return of MJ ;)



too soon?
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: erkishhorde on August 04, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
Quote from: shyster on August 04, 2009, 04:54:17 AM
y'all are laughing

i was really spooked for some reason

i had to take a walk and smoke a cigarette.  it just spooked me.

You were holding a knife. Why not just kill it instead?  :P
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 04, 2009, 08:29:27 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on August 04, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
You were holding a knife. Why not just kill it instead?  :P

rofl

i could have

but when i came back, the Mrs had already dismembered the cretin
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: somegirl on August 04, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
Found this for you shyster

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ENCE8F88L._SS500_.gif) (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001738D08/?tag=8472258-20)
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on August 04, 2009, 11:31:04 PM
Hey, it could have been worse  ;D

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/80%20Chicken%20Man.jpg)

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/74%20The%20Pigs%20Choice.jpg)
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 05, 2009, 05:43:48 AM
Quote from: somegirl on August 04, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
Found this for you shyster

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ENCE8F88L._SS500_.gif) (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001738D08/?tag=8472258-20)

at least that one looks nice
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: NAKID on August 05, 2009, 05:48:17 AM
Not the bottom one
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 05, 2009, 06:55:47 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 05, 2009, 05:48:17 AM
Not the bottom one

well, he doesn't have a gaping maw with teeth like the one on my counter top had.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 05, 2009, 07:02:20 AM
Quote from: shyster on August 04, 2009, 04:54:17 AM
i had to take a walk and smoke a cigarette. 

when did you start smoking again? I thought you had stopped cigarettes and only smoked pole.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: ducatiz on August 05, 2009, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 05, 2009, 07:02:20 AM
when did you start smoking again? I thought you had stopped cigarettes and only smoked pole.

i didn't start, i only smoke cigs in a bar, which is still legal here.  i had a pack in my car. 

yes, but only your pole and only in your dreams, you sticky little girl.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 05, 2009, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: shyster on August 05, 2009, 08:05:19 AM
i didn't start, i only smoke cigs in a bar, which is still legal here.  i had a pack in my car. 
yes, but only your pole and only in your dreams, you sticky little girl.

Wow, smoking in a bar.......been a while since I got to participate in that.


email me the pic, I can't view it at work.


:-*
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: Speedbag on August 05, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 05, 2009, 05:48:17 AM
Not the bottom one

He needs to poop.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: DesmoLu on August 16, 2009, 09:08:31 AM
If this has happened in Mexico to a jalapeno, an entire cult would have been started and the end of the world promptly announced. That is the work of Satan, right there.

This remind anyone else of the screaming face from The Wall? I went through a die hard Floyd phase when i was around 11 and painted that on the ceiling of my bedroom with glow in the dark paint. It came out looking JUST like this bellpepper. Needless to say my mom would get nightmares just from tucking me in at night.
Title: Re: creepy bullshit
Post by: numbskull on August 16, 2009, 11:25:48 AM
That's the first sign of the zombie apocalypse that's just around the corner... ;D