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Title: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: al@sktc on August 06, 2009, 03:28:20 AM
i'm going golfing with my future father in law this morning for the first time. i don't know if i should try to beat him.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: GAAN on August 06, 2009, 04:26:09 AM
beat him like a red-headed step child
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 04:29:29 AM
Why wouldn't you try to beat him???
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: GAAN on August 06, 2009, 04:32:45 AM
see

if jud and I agree on something <shudders>

It is providence
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 04:33:53 AM
Quote from: Eeyore on August 06, 2009, 04:32:45 AM
see

if jud and I agree on something <shudders>

It is providence

We agreed on something a few weeks ago too.

It was a full moon the other night, or close to it.



Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: NAKID on August 06, 2009, 04:38:00 AM
If he was your FUTURE FIL, let him win. He's already your FIL, play your game...
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 04:57:37 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 06, 2009, 04:38:00 AM
If he was your FUTURE FIL, let him win. He's already your FIL, play your game...

what?
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: NAKID on August 06, 2009, 04:58:26 AM
FIL= Father In Law...
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 05:07:09 AM
why be a pussy and let him win?


Seriously, who cares.


Letting him win = sell out
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: The Architect on August 06, 2009, 05:08:41 AM
First off, your assuming you can beat him.  What if he beats you like a red headed step child?  And what if he's all juvenile about it.  How would you feel about him?  Do you want to be that a-hole?

Quote from: Eeyore on August 06, 2009, 04:26:09 AM
beat him like a red-headed step child

Gently beat him if you're better than him.  At the same time be yourself and play a good game.  Golf sometimes is more about how you play rather than who you're playing.  

If you do play better than him just ignore his game.  It's bad enough what you're doing to his little girl.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Grampa on August 06, 2009, 05:40:32 AM
Quote from: Eeyore on August 06, 2009, 04:26:09 AM
beat him like a red-headed step child at K-mart
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Statler on August 06, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 05:07:09 AM


Letting him win = sell out

and beating him down = overcompetitive prick.


why not just go out and enjoy the time together....that's what the day was about, yes?
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 06:01:44 AM
Quote from: Statler on August 06, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
and beating him down = overcompetitive prick.
why not just go out and enjoy the time together....that's what the day was about, yes?


I wasn't suggesting he go out there and show him up. That is a real dick move. That's one of the reasons I quit golfing; I am not very good and use to just have fun, but it became way too competitive for a thursday night after work with some beers.


But purposely playing worse so the other appears to be better is wrong.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Grampa on August 06, 2009, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: Statler on August 06, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
and beating him down = overcompetitive prick.


why not just go out and enjoy the time together....that's what the day was about, yes?

bloody marys are a good start to any good times on a golf course
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 06, 2009, 06:02:12 AM
bloody marys are a good start to any good times on a golf course

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Statler on August 06, 2009, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 06:05:58 AM
You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

It's in the hole!!!
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on August 06, 2009, 06:32:43 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 06:05:58 AM
You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.


"HMMMMMM HMMMMMM HMMMMMMM"
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: al@sktc on August 06, 2009, 07:09:11 AM
just got back and had to post this.

when some people get on a golf course they become complete a-holes. my father in law acted like he was 12. it was a crazy club throwing, yelling at other golfers, cheating good time. i play at this course 2-3 times a week! i felt like an idiot. the whole time we are out he kept telling me how much better he was at golf than me. when we made the turn i got the "fake" phone call and had to leave. if it was at another course i would have stayed for the show.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 07:12:49 AM
Quote from: al@sktc on August 06, 2009, 07:09:11 AM
just got back and had to post this.

when some people get on a golf course they become complete a-holes. my father in law acted like he was 12. it was a crazy club throwing, yelling at other golfers, cheating good time. i play at this course 2-3 times a week! i felt like an idiot. the whole time we are out he kept telling me how much better he was at golf than me. when we made the turn i got the "fake" phone call and had to leave. if it was at another course i would have stayed for the show.

how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Statler on August 06, 2009, 07:14:09 AM
niiiice.

hope that gene skipped a generation.   ;D
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: al@sktc on August 06, 2009, 07:25:36 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 07:12:49 AM
how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

i'm 6'2'' so i am taller than most, shorter than some......i don't know to be honest.

i do know that i have a small fortune in golf gear that i would someday like to use to its potential.
Quote from: Statler on August 06, 2009, 07:14:09 AM
niiiice.

hope that gene skipped a generation.   ;D

it definitely did. thankfully!
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on August 06, 2009, 09:11:48 AM
I'll admit that I throw a club once in a while, but mostly just because I like the sound it makes as it flies through the air.

I DO NOT yell at other golfers, or otherwise misbehave on the course. 
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on August 06, 2009, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 06:05:58 AM
You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

"How 'bout a Fresca?"
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
Quote from: al@sktc on August 06, 2009, 07:25:36 AM
i'm 6'2'' so i am taller than most, shorter than some......i don't know to be honest.

i do know that i have a small fortune in golf gear that i would someday like to use to its potential.
it definitely did. thankfully!


It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Exar Kun on August 06, 2009, 09:40:19 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 07:12:49 AM
how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

By height.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 09:47:54 AM
Quote from: Exar Kun on August 06, 2009, 09:40:19 AM
By height.  [thumbsup]

Are you a looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock?
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Pakhan on August 06, 2009, 09:55:39 AM
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, looks good on you though.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: Exar Kun on August 06, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 09:47:54 AM
Are you a looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock?

So I said HEY LAMA how about something...ya know...for the effort.
Title: Re: stuck between a golf ball and a hard place
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 06, 2009, 10:05:00 AM
Quote from: Exar Kun on August 06, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
So I said HEY LAMA how about something...ya know...for the effort.

Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness