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Title: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: red baron on August 07, 2009, 04:39:20 PM
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/scbaran/Smartcaraccident.jpg)


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: TAftonomos on August 07, 2009, 04:41:14 PM
I can't come up with words for that...  perhaps.... DAYMN.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: redxblack on August 07, 2009, 05:20:48 PM
Holy shit. Why even send the ambulance at that point?


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Betty Rage on August 07, 2009, 05:22:04 PM
Jeses!! What's the story behind this, anyone know?


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: erkishhorde on August 07, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Where'd you find that picture? Do we know that is was actually a smart car? Kinda looks like the car folded in half as it crushed a smart car isn't long enough to fold enough that way.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: NAKID on August 07, 2009, 05:28:42 PM
Not a Smart car. They have 3 lug wheels. Those are 5 lug...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: red baron on August 07, 2009, 05:44:53 PM
It looks vaugly like a GM product actually

maybe a HHR or Impala :-\


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: NAKID on August 07, 2009, 05:47:37 PM
Could be:

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r313/OH-SKOOL/jessespics024640x480480x360.jpg)


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Rufus120 on August 07, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
Looks like it by the wheel.... :P


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: erkishhorde on August 07, 2009, 06:06:40 PM
Great example of why you don't cut off things that can flatten you.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: red baron on August 07, 2009, 06:08:38 PM
Great example of why you don't cut off things that can flatten you.


Tell gus that. [cheeky]


 [laugh]


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: redxblack on August 07, 2009, 06:40:59 PM
It's in the NOLA area (the ambulance is a clue). I checked the local newspaper and only found one smartcar accident, and it wasn't this one.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Pakhan on August 07, 2009, 06:48:12 PM
That will buff right out

scary.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: derby on August 07, 2009, 07:27:39 PM
Not a Smart car. They have 3 lug wheels. Those are 5 lug...

i told somebody pretty much the same thing yesterday regarding this pic.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: He Man on August 07, 2009, 07:28:20 PM
theres no pool of blood. myabe he got out okay? or maybe it got soaked up...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: sbrguy on August 07, 2009, 09:19:09 PM
honestly any car that isn't a full size suv, ie a hummer/escalade is going to be flattened between what is the equivalent of two dump trucks... if they had any speed what so ever, your accord or explorer is going to be equally flattened, it really won't matter if its two dump trucks..


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: GAAN on August 07, 2009, 11:00:24 PM
Holy shit. Why even send the ambulance at that point?

the ambulance wasnt for the driver of the car


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: TiNi on August 08, 2009, 03:34:25 AM
wtf  :'(


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: redxblack on August 08, 2009, 03:44:32 AM
honestly any car that isn't a full size suv, ie a hummer/escalade is going to be flattened between what is the equivalent of two dump trucks.

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/mcfartknuckle/1592.jpg)
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/mcfartknuckle/hummer-20-tough.jpg)


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: GAAN on August 08, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
dats no hummer



Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: NAKID on August 08, 2009, 06:43:24 AM
Yes, that's a Hummer. It's not a HMMWV...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: MendoDave on August 08, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
The first picture looks like it was under the westbank expressway in NOLA. 


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: GAAN on August 08, 2009, 06:47:28 AM
The first picture looks like it was under the westbank expressway in NOLA. 

1101 Medical Center Boulevard
Marrero, Louisiana 70072


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: MendoDave on August 08, 2009, 07:10:43 AM
1101 Medical Center Boulevard
Marrero, Louisiana 70072

Yea that's about what I thought.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: spolic on August 10, 2009, 10:12:36 AM
Didn't this get covered on MythBusters?


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: NAKID on August 10, 2009, 10:36:47 AM
Wasn't a smart car and they were trying to prove/disprove that the smashed car would either FUSE to the other trucks and/or completely disappear in the wreckage...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: DCXCV on August 10, 2009, 10:53:37 AM
My dad was a volunteer fireman when I was young.  I remember a call when I was in highschool where a small sedan or hatchback got caught between the back of a garbage truck and the front of a dumptruck.  That one had a person in it, and, unfortunately, the end product was similar to the crumpled mess in that picture.  I don't like little cars.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: MendoDave on August 10, 2009, 01:40:28 PM
Wasn't a smart car and they were trying to prove/disprove that the smashed car would either FUSE to the other trucks and/or completely disappear in the wreckage...

My dad was a volunteer fireman when I was young.  I remember a call when I was in highschool where a small sedan or hatchback got caught between the back of a garbage truck and the front of a dumptruck.  That one had a person in it, and, unfortunately, the end product was similar to the crumpled mess in that picture.  I don't like little cars.

They should see what happens to a Monster caught between two trucks...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: stateprez on August 10, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
http://www.smartcarofamerica.com/forums/f3/crash-not-24793/ (http://www.smartcarofamerica.com/forums/f3/crash-not-24793/)

Thread on Smart forum....they claim it's a VW, or a PS (of course).


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: GAAN on August 10, 2009, 04:20:50 PM
Those wheels look like a Jetta to me

and

they are 5 lug

a smart car only has 3 lug wheels


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: sleeperbold on August 10, 2009, 05:23:13 PM
The peeps in the picture look Indian. It's probably a TATA. It's a Indian car company not really known for the best cars.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 10, 2009, 06:34:03 PM
The peeps in the picture look Indian. It's probably a TATA. It's a Indian car company not really known for the best cars.

The Ambulance is clearly American, so perhaps they're very well tanned.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Pakhan on August 10, 2009, 06:48:26 PM
The peeps in the picture look Indian. It's probably a TATA. It's a Indian car company not really known for the best cars.

http://www.wjmc.org/ (http://www.wjmc.org/)


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: herm on August 11, 2009, 02:39:10 AM
sooooo.............if little cars are so unsafe, why is everyone trying to make my huge truck smaller and/or reduce the protection that my bumpers (2 feet off the ground) provide me?
i know the excuse is so that i cant do that very thing to the little cars, but really! the dump trucks and buses of the world are not going to get smaller.

condolences to the occupants of course...


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 11, 2009, 05:54:39 AM
i cant imagine how they got that body out.   :-X

wet vac and qtips?


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: DCXCV on August 11, 2009, 06:59:18 AM
They should see what happens to a Monster caught between two trucks...

Yeah, but at least they could pick me up with a shovel and a sham-wow.  No tin snips required. (plus I convince myself I could dive out of the way or something)


Well, it works in my brain, anyway.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: erkishhorde on August 11, 2009, 07:04:00 AM
i cant imagine how they got that body out.   :-X

wet vac and qtips?

You don't. It's a ready-made coffin.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: triangleforge on August 11, 2009, 09:12:15 AM
They should see what happens to a Monster caught between two trucks...

Or between two Smart Cars.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Adam in TX on August 11, 2009, 11:28:40 AM
I just feel bad for the dumptruck drivers... it's not their fault they killed some jackass that tried to squeeze in between them.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: sbrguy on August 11, 2009, 12:51:08 PM
My dad was a volunteer fireman when I was young.  I remember a call when I was in highschool where a small sedan or hatchback got caught between the back of a garbage truck and the front of a dumptruck.  That one had a person in it, and, unfortunately, the end product was similar to the crumpled mess in that picture.  I don't like little cars.

well with a smaller car the only good thing is that with any luck you die instantly and get crushed.

with a midsized or larger car it could be worse, you might actually not get crushed  enough and get to live through it and be paralized/limbs amputated and actually have to live as a neck down paraplegic blind and crippled.. that would really suck..


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: NAKID on August 11, 2009, 01:16:09 PM
I just feel bad for the dumptruck drivers... it's not their fault they killed some jackass that tried to squeeze in between them.

HUH?

We don't know the story. Why would you assume that it's the car driver's fault?


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 11, 2009, 02:01:42 PM
Given the speed it would take to crumple any car like that, the guy in the rear truck was movin and was most likely gonna hit the other truck if the car wasnt there to cushion the blow.  ;D  :-\


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 11, 2009, 02:18:22 PM
Given the speed it would take to crumple any car like that, the guy in the rear truck was movin and was most likely gonna hit the other truck if the car wasnt there to cushion the blow.  ;D  :-\

Trucker on CB: "Hey guys-watch this!"


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: Statler on August 11, 2009, 03:09:29 PM
I just feel bad for the dumptruck drivers... it's not their fault they killed some jackass that tried to squeeze in between them.


?


um... do you think the rear trucks stopping distance would have been clear of the front truck except for that pesky car?  That was no 7 mph accident.


Title: Re: Still want a Smart car?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 11, 2009, 03:46:48 PM
speed bump


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