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Title: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 02:49:20 PM
Found this flyin around the dealership.  The porters (shop monkeys) were trying to kill it. 

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/SU1HMDAzNTAuanBn.jpg)

They knocked it out of the air with a shop rag and then were huddled around it.  So I went and picked it up and put him up high on the wall where he stayed for a few minutes.  Then he flew again and landed in one of my work bays.  Couldn't get rid of him after that.  I decided to take him home and let him go later tonight.  My house is further out of the city and he would have no trouble finding friends.  I stuck him in my tankbag off we went on his very first motorcycle ride.  I arrived home and to my suprise my wife thought he was the cutest thing in the world.  (She likes his little feet).  She took a few pics of me and my new drinkin buddy. 

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/SU1HMDAzNTEuanBn.jpg)



Me at the confuser typing this.
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/SU1HMDAzNTIuanBn.jpg)

Him chilling out after drinking too much water. 

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/SU1HMDAzNTYuanBn.jpg)

Sorry I couldnt get him to smile for the camera, he is a bit shy. 


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: DesmoLu on August 10, 2009, 02:51:29 PM
hmmm... don't those things have rabies?


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 02:57:11 PM
hmmm... don't those things have rabies?

He would probably catch more from me than verse visa.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Grampa on August 10, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
time to change yer name to "boy wonder"


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 03:00:57 PM
time to change yer name to "boy wonder"

Dont go there.  My wife doesnt want me to let him go.  I'm gonna bring him to your house.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Grampa on August 10, 2009, 03:07:16 PM
Dont go there.  My wife doesnt want me to let him go.  I'm gonna bring him to your house.

cats -n- bats


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: red baron on August 10, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
Dont go there.  My wife doesnt want me to let him go.  I'm gonna bring him to your house.


that thing would not last long at bp's


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Ill go hang him from IZ's doorway.  He's only an hour or so away. Damn he's in Michigan. Ill wait till he gets back.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: He Man on August 10, 2009, 03:34:56 PM
can i eat him?


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 03:40:40 PM
can i eat him?


He's not attacking you


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 10, 2009, 03:58:13 PM

Me at the confuser typing this.
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/SU1HMDAzNTIuanBn.jpg)


Ewwww bacne.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 04:12:39 PM
Back freckles dammit


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Rufus120 on August 10, 2009, 04:26:39 PM
If you keep him I bet he'll keep any insect issues at bay.  You look anything up to see what he is?


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 04:29:20 PM
He's a Mexican free tailed bat.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
I'd tell you to send him here.

He could live in my 40 x 40 bat house...

but he'd freeze his mexican free tail off. ;D


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: sno_duc on August 10, 2009, 04:49:00 PM
Ill go hang him from IZ's doorway.  He's only an hour or so away. Damn he's in Michigan. Ill wait till he gets back.

Didn't "IZ" change monikers.  ( I wish we could get the current script , mail to Alaska is slow )

Build your new bud a cozy little condo under the eaves of the house. Then at nite you can enjoy a couple of  [drink] and watch your new friend doing skeeter control. ;)


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 05:04:23 PM
Think the loud ride home may have messed with him. Put him outside under the eave and he doesn't want to move. Tried to make him fly and he just kinda fell out of my hand and floated to the ground. He sure didn't want to let go of me even though his buddies are flyin all over. If he is still there in the morning then ill find him some bugs.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 05:07:56 PM
Think the loud ride home may have messed with him. Put him outside under the eave and he doesn't want to move. Tried to make him fly and he just kinda fell out of my hand and floated to the ground. He sure didn't want to let go of me even though his buddies are flyin all over. If he is still there in the morning then ill find him some bugs.
more likely the beating from the shop rag.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 05:25:11 PM
Yeah but he flew fine after that.  ???


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
Yeah but he flew fine after that.  ???
Maybe he likes you.


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: SheMonster on August 10, 2009, 06:12:17 PM
he might be sick   :-\


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 10, 2009, 06:47:36 PM
Think the loud ride home may have messed with him. Put him outside under the eave and he doesn't want to move. Tried to make him fly and he just kinda fell out of my hand and floated to the ground. He sure didn't want to let go of me even though his buddies are flyin all over. If he is still there in the morning then ill find him some bugs.

He doesn't want to leave because bats like bugs, AKA VW's, and we all know you work on some glorified ones.  :-*


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Howie on August 10, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
Mexican free tailed bat...does he have a green card?  He could be worried about being deported :P


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: erkishhorde on August 10, 2009, 08:17:11 PM
Think the loud ride home may have messed with him. Put him outside under the eave and he doesn't want to move. Tried to make him fly and he just kinda fell out of my hand and floated to the ground. He sure didn't want to let go of me even though his buddies are flyin all over. If he is still there in the morning then ill find him some bugs.

My tank bag shakes quite a bit. A 15 minute ride will shake up my soda enough to make it blow up when I open it. I guess he could also be too hungry to fly and get his own food?


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: GAAN on August 10, 2009, 11:05:10 PM
shock dewd, he's had a hell of a day


Title: Re: Look what I found
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 11, 2009, 03:20:13 AM
Maybe he likes you.

Nah, nobody likes me. 


he might be sick   :-\

Tried taking his temperature, he didn't like that. 

He doesn't want to leave because bats like bugs, AKA VW's, and we all know you work on some glorified ones.  :-*


(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/flipa.gif)   (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/mad2.gif)   (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/sport-smiley-005.gif)


Mexican free tailed bat...does he have a green card?  He could be worried about being deported :P


(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/costumed-smiley-007.gif)

My tank bag shakes quite a bit. A 15 minute ride will shake up my soda enough to make it blow up when I open it. I guess he could also be too hungry to fly and get his own food?


I gave him some water and he drank a bit of it.  Left the porch lights trying to attract bugs for him. 

shock dewd, he's had a hell of a day


Most likely. 


I checked the back porch this morning and he is still there.  He aint dead yet, just chilling. 


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