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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Hank on May 22, 2008, 02:13:46 AM

Title: FUBAR
Post by: Hank on May 22, 2008, 02:13:46 AM
they made one!

http://www.stanleyfubar.com/

(http://stanleytools.com/catalog_images/mid_res/55-121_mid_res.jpg)

I might have to carry one with me while riding for personal defense  ;D
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 22, 2008, 04:12:05 AM
The perfect tool for a certain 696 bashing member [thumbsup]
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: MaxPower on May 22, 2008, 08:43:08 AM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/swancoat/SDWTuzRFKpI/AAAAAAAAAFw/0sNkQAWoSEA/deaneravatar.jpg)

...approves
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: swerdna on May 22, 2008, 04:50:35 PM
Hmm. I seem to remember someone else making something like this with a fiberglass handle.

This thing is slick. Comes in three sizes. The "small" is 15 inches, 2.5 pounds. I think I could fit that on the bike.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: zarn02 on May 22, 2008, 04:55:37 PM
that wrecks a deeply satisfying amount of destruction. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: krolik on May 22, 2008, 10:12:29 PM
How 'bout a tarfu or a figmo? ;D
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: NeufUnSix on May 22, 2008, 11:47:57 PM
"Hey Farrel - turn up the good, turn down the suck."
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Hank on May 23, 2008, 01:05:30 AM
This should be the DMF's official banhammer  :P
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: El Matador on May 23, 2008, 08:27:29 AM
the bunny part was hilarious!
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: c_rex on May 23, 2008, 11:55:42 AM
Looks like a "Tactical Tomahawk"- a scary concept in itself
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Mac_48 on May 23, 2008, 12:03:58 PM
I want one ;D
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Smiling End on May 23, 2008, 12:25:47 PM
I hate to disappoint everyone but this FUBAR sucks.  I bought one when it first came out and it's just too unwieldy to use.  As any sort of hammer (I used it for demolition) it's off balance and really f's up your swing.  As a crowbar it's ok but if you really need a crowbar a real one will work better.  I never tried it as a wrench so I can't comment on that.  It's cool to have but as far as functional goes, it's well, it's fubar'd.

Now all those negatives aside I still carry in the 'serial killer bag' in the truck of my car just in case.  The serial killer bag is an olive drab duffle bag that I use to keep all my emergency car stuff like a flashlight, gloves, duct tape, rags, a knife.  I call it the serial killer bag cuz if anyone ever saw it that's what they'd think it is.   :)
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Monsterlover on May 23, 2008, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: Hank on May 22, 2008, 02:13:46 AM
they made one!

http://www.stanleyfubar.com/

(http://stanleytools.com/catalog_images/mid_res/55-121_mid_res.jpg)

I might have to carry one with me while riding for personal defense  ;D

[laugh]

I love those things.

I also stock them ;D
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: lethe on May 23, 2008, 05:10:07 PM
I have one, I love it, it is a phenomenal tool of destruction.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: Bun-bun on May 23, 2008, 07:42:05 PM
I've had one of these, or something really really close to it for about 2 years now. The hammer sux, the crowbar is a crowbar. The one thing it does well is tune 2x4s. The jaws are set so that if you're framing a wall, and you have a twisted stud, you can torque it back straight and pop a couple of nails into it to keep it straight.
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: macker on May 23, 2008, 11:43:25 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on May 22, 2008, 11:47:57 PM
"Hey Farrel - turn up the good, turn down the suck."
[laugh] farrel my face is all bunged up
Title: Re: FUBAR
Post by: NeufUnSix on May 24, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
"More cheers more beers... This one goes to my left nut."