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I heard a story yesterday about a bike that was stolen from PJ's last week.  This is where I put Triplethreat on the spot.  I (and I'm sure others) would love to hear/read the story from the "horse's" mouth.   [popcorn]  [clap]  [bow_down]

im all ears

ooooh stories are awesome.   Got my drink and food.  do tell.   [wine] [popcorn]

does the villain win or do the good guys prevail?

did he use a cattle probe?!?!

oh the suspense is killing me

hey dusty..fill us in!  triplethreat isnt around damn it

I thought I would give him a chance to chime in first. Don't want to leave anything out or get anything wrong. :)

You are such a tease ;D [clap] :-*

I beg to differ...but um, where are ya D?

I was picking up my bike on Friday and I was there when the cop showed up about 4:30. I did not catch what bike was stolen but it sounded like someone went on a test ride and had been gone for 2.5 hours. They were in and out looking for the guy. I hope they found the bike. Makes me mad as PJs is the only MC dealership in NM that I trust.

come on dusty tell us...

did he chase him down..or did they run across him later and beat him with a stick or something?!?!?1

alright ladies and gentlemen since you're all worked up about it here's the scoop

entitled, "Retards never prosper" or "OW MY BACK"

so said retard comes in to take a test ride on the Daytona 675 LE, of which we have sold 2... and a little over 2 hours later he never returns, cops run his I.D. which is fake...
during the night retard gets bright idea to strip most plastics off bike and paint B E A Utiful blue pwdercoated frame with grey krylon..... leaves upper on, and now all blacked-out motor exposed, a new for 09 feature..
next day said retard rides down central, in front of shop, bike reckognized by Jonezy as Fat loser and the upper on the bike was a dead giveaway.
mike runs for motorcycle, while still putting on helmet i jump in Z rescue vehicle, headed East on central. Retard with Pony tail stopped on tramway at light to head north.
i pass through intersection and flip a pregnant dog at 4-hillz, when the light for tramway turns green, i pull into tramway and use my car to block the lanes,
i yell "STOP MUTHA F#$%^R"
he hits gas
i ninja jump in the air, and ride the front of the motorcycle and turn bike off and take key.
Retard is flabberghasted, he looks at me with intent to harm me, then looks at my car... NOT ANOTHER STOLEN VEHICLE!!!
i run to my car after dismounting said motorcycle in motion with key in hand and get to car, drive it 50 ft down the road and pull that key too.
mike took too long to put on helmet and turns from central onto tramway as PTR bails on foot onto bike path near freeway.
after catching my breath and realizing i coulda got shot i run to cops who are holding down 4-hillz shopping center. no less than twenty of them are parked in lot.
i tell police suspect is across the street and they get on radio to call new units from the westside as opposed to hopping on their bicycles and doing their damn job.
 in the end bike is totalled cosmetically, but thankfully when suspect bailed he was nice enough to put it on kickstand. fat indians can outrun police radio, but not the staff of PJ's

after returning to work my back hurts and today still in a little pain, need mas percocet!!!

i am currently hoping for a new Krylon racebike :o
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i know should've kicked his ass, but he was twice my size and the only thought i had was get motorcycle, hopefully he'll come walking down the street today

 [clap]

damn...it was a fat idian and u mean he wasnt drunk?

good job...

thats just nutts tho

Bravo! 

 [bow_down]  [popcorn]

Thanks for the details D. I definitely would have left out a LOT!  What an amazing story.  Hope your back feels better soon.  You rock!  [thumbsup]

Hmmmmm!  Does this mean no more test rides for fat indians, Kemosabe?

I pulled into PJs shortly before D and the gang made their triumphant return after capturing the stolen (thought is was a Yamaha) Triumph.  A few minutes later the bike showed up on a pickup truck, and boy did this sumpregnant dog do a job with his glass-marble-inside-shake-me-don't-break-me spray can of doom.  Bastid should be hung just for doing that to a new bike.  What a prick.

Hope your back is feeling better, D.  Nothing sucks quite like back pain.

As to the spary-can track bike, sounds like it'd be a good track day demo bike for PJs loyal customers, not for employees!!  It's called "marketing", big boy....get with the program.   ;D

yeeeeessssss very good idea  [evil] 8)

Luckily Kawboy you and I could be no further from one.   [laugh]

was the suspect caught?

Now THAT is a story!!

You are no longer thriplethreat...you are LatentNinja!

 [laugh]  Good call.

And good game to you tripplethreat...I bet that was sorta fun..nice adrenaline rush I am sure. 

note to self dont make the beast with two backs with TT  8)

From the sound of it, I would say No.  However, since he was dumb enough to ride in front of the store, I would bet he is stoopid enough to turn up somewhere close.

Good on ya, D.  After knee surgery, no less.  Tell your brother to buy you a beer for me  ;D

 [clap] LOLz awesomeness over-flowth TT's cup.

WTF can't he do??

Super rider!
Ninja pj cop!!
Super rider!!
And guess what a... A super rider!!


Cool story!! Much props