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Title: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ROBsS4R on August 19, 2009, 05:56:54 PM
Apparently no one is sure so they are making her take a Gender test.

Semenya took the lead at the halfway mark and opened a commanding lead in the last 400 meters to win by a massive 2.45 seconds in a world-leading 1 minute, 55.45 seconds. Defending champion Janeth Jepkosgei was second and Jennifer Meadows of Britain was third in 1:57.93.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-worlds-gendertest&prov=ap&type=lgns (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-worlds-gendertest&prov=ap&type=lgns)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020unrIxKWi4B8nSjzbkF/SIG=128s1ofjf/EXP=1250819623/**http%3A//d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090819/i/r220427634.jpg)
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Charlief on August 19, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
If she is a guy... she hides her "package" well.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: He Man on August 19, 2009, 06:10:45 PM
3 weeks? are you kidding me?


Quote from: Charlief on August 19, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
If she is a guy... she hides her "package" well.

hides? he would of gotten it cut off and i doubt there is any plastic surgeon in the world can craft a vajayjay better god himself.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ROBsS4R on August 19, 2009, 06:12:49 PM

I am hoping just some genetic freak of nature becuase it would suck to get busted for pretending to be a woman and getting your body altered for the rest of your life just so you can win at running  :P
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on August 19, 2009, 06:13:28 PM
Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like A Lady) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRTu5I2loY#noexternalembed-normal)
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: NAKID on August 19, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Quote from: He Man on August 19, 2009, 06:10:45 PM
-snip- i doubt there is any plastic surgeon in the world can craft a vajayjay better god himself.

You would be VERY surprised....
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on August 19, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 19, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
You would be VERY surprised....

yeah, big +1 on that

i dated a MILF when i first moved to NYC, she had a lot of "work" done...

yeah yeah tmi
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Charlief on August 19, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 19, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
You would be VERY surprised....

Speaking from experience Mr Navy guy?   [cheeky]

"This one time in Thailand......."


Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: He Man on August 19, 2009, 07:25:48 PM
ive seen pics of what docs do down there. none of it looks real.

yea i know it might of been my head make the beast with two backsing iwth me cause i knew they werent real to begin with.

Thailand girly-men. SHUDDERS!!!
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Grampa on August 19, 2009, 07:49:20 PM
alls I can say is.... if'n you happen to go on a date with Caster, and ya get past first base and second base...... slide in to third cleats first.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: He Man on August 19, 2009, 09:47:05 PM
i dont get exactly what you mean.

your saying i should dropkick (on the floor) the person im about to sleep with, between the legs?
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 19, 2009, 10:02:49 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 19, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
yeah, big +1 on that

i dated a MILF when i first moved to NYC, she had a lot of "work" done...

yeah yeah tmi

Are you saying you actually dated a FILF?    ??? :o [puke]
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: NAKID on August 20, 2009, 03:05:38 AM
Quote from: Charlief on August 19, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
Speaking from experience Mr Navy guy?   [cheeky]

"This one time in Thailand......."





Never been to Thailand ;D
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on August 20, 2009, 04:25:22 AM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on August 19, 2009, 10:02:49 PM
Are you saying you actually dated a FILF?    ??? :o [puke]

no, she was a milf.  with a lot of money.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: KnightofNi on August 20, 2009, 04:54:25 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 19, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
yeah, big +1 on that

i dated a MILF when i first moved to NYC, she had a lot of "work" done...

yeah yeah tmi

one of my g/fs friends is having reconstructive surgery after she's done having kids.

at first i thought it was just lipo and a boob lift. apparently she's getting an entire body makeover.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: NAKID on August 20, 2009, 04:58:00 AM
It's called vaginoplasty...
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Monster Dave on August 20, 2009, 01:34:50 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that pics is photochopped??
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on August 20, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on August 20, 2009, 01:34:50 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that pics is photochopped??

yes.

lady really does look like a dude

unless

you also see the beard.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on August 21, 2009, 06:23:55 AM
After winning it became a national hero for my fellow South African`s :-X
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: derby on September 10, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/ (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/)

well, i guess that answers that...

(sorta)
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Grampa on September 10, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: derby on September 10, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/ (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/)

well, i guess that answers that...

(sorta)


she/he can run in the altered stock class


problem solved
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: superjohn on September 10, 2009, 03:25:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 10, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
she/he can run in the altered stock class


problem solved

If DMG ran things she'd be able to run in whatever class she wanted.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Grampa on September 10, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
Her/his name means "one large front disc" when translated.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 10, 2009, 03:53:06 PM
So does this mean this is the one person, that if you told them to go F**k themselves.....

They actually could?!?!
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Max LeanAngle on September 10, 2009, 04:20:16 PM



        Mens's Race

                       Woman's Race

                                         Other's Race
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: pennyrobber on September 10, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
Quote from: nomods on September 10, 2009, 04:20:16 PM


                                         Other's Race

The extra-special olympics.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: WhiteStripe on September 10, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
I blew a tranny once in my M3
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: mitt on September 10, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
Quote from: WhiteStripe on September 10, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
I blew a tranny once in my M3

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/11/alg_caster_semenya.jpg)?
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on September 10, 2009, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: derby on September 10, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/ (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32785120/ns/sports-olympic_sports/)

well, i guess that answers that...

(sorta)


QuoteThe newspaper said the IAAF was trying to contact the athlete to inform her of the results. After dominating her race at the world titles in Berlin last month, Semenya was given blood and chromosome tests as well as a gynecological examination.

"...and we thought we'd post it on the internet so the entire make the beast with two backsing world knows and you wonder why everyone is calling you 'Hermy' ...."
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 10, 2009, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: WhiteStripe on September 10, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
I blew a tranny once in my M3

So are we calling you Hugh Grant now?



[cheeky]
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: rgramjet on September 11, 2009, 03:40:14 AM
Did tranny fluid go everywhere?



ew.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: WhiteStripe on September 11, 2009, 06:05:36 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 11, 2009, 03:40:14 AM
Did tranny fluid go everywhere?

Classic! [laugh]
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: OT on September 11, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
I dunno....seems that it was obvious testosterone was coming from somewhere.  Now that it's been diagnosed she has "internal" male gonads, I'm less inclined to see her flagged for using what she was born with, as opposed to what many others have been injected with.

But, how did she pass a drug test?

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 20, 2009, 04:54:25 AM
one of my g/fs friends is having reconstructive surgery after she's done having kids.

at first i thought it was just lipo and a boob lift. apparently she's getting an entire body makeover.

This is being done to mess with the kids' heads, no?
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Slide Panda on September 11, 2009, 11:51:16 AM
Quote from: OT on September 11, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
I dunno....seems that it was obvious testosterone was coming from somewhere.  Now that it's been diagnosed she has "internal" male gonads, I'm less inclined to see her flagged for using what she was born with, as opposed to what many others have been injected with.

But, how did she pass a drug test?

Because the tests don't test for the presence of testosterone per se, but stuff associated with metabolizing fake stuff. If it's natural to you, like it is her there's not so much to pick up. All women have some testosterone in their systems, conversely all guys have some level of estrogen. So you can't just test for the presence of the hormone, or every female would fail.
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 11, 2009, 02:50:14 PM
"Tests have revealed Caster Semenya's testosterone level to be three times higher than those normally expected in a female sample, BBC Sport understands."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/8219937.stm#id8210000/8219800/8219841 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/8219937.stm#id8210000/8219800/8219841)
Title: Re: Dude or Chic?
Post by: ducatiz on September 11, 2009, 05:01:08 PM
I am ambivalent, part of me thinks she shouldn't be allowed to participate, and then part of me says if she has a vagina then she's female regardless of what's inside.  If she has an advantage because of an extra organ, then that isn't an unfair advantage.

If someone comes along and can bend the time-space continuum will they also say it's unfair?

Probably, but that's not likely.  This is just someone born with confused guts and is making the most of it.