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Title: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: corey on August 24, 2009, 07:15:30 PM
So much, in fact... that they set up a camera...

Welcome Back Corey! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfbcslZnos#normal)

owned.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: Betty Rage on August 24, 2009, 07:21:16 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: swampduc on August 24, 2009, 07:33:45 PM
Owned, indeed  [laugh]. How long did that take to clean up?
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: He Man on August 24, 2009, 09:09:55 PM
REVENGE TIME!!!  [evil] that was hilarious man.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: slowpoke13 on August 25, 2009, 01:03:48 AM
Hey, who's the brunnette? She's kinda cute...

Ohh yeah... that was funny.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: corey on August 25, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: swampduc on August 24, 2009, 07:33:45 PM
Owned, indeed  [laugh]. How long did that take to clean up?

literally an hour.

Quote from: He Man on August 24, 2009, 09:09:55 PM
REVENGE TIME!!!  [evil] that was hilarious man.

Indeed. This, however, is just one in a large serious of retaliatory pranks... Including the obligatory desk wrapping with Christmas wrapping paper, and the ever-popular "Post-It" covered desk.

Im going to have to get on my creativity hat and come up with something good.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: redxblack on August 25, 2009, 03:56:53 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on August 25, 2009, 01:03:48 AM
Hey, who's the brunnette? She's kinda cute...


x 1000
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: mookieo2 on August 25, 2009, 06:40:15 AM
It could have been worse!

April Fools Office Prank - Cube full of packing peanuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jywXnWd8SGk#normal)
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: corey on August 25, 2009, 09:45:24 AM
Quote from: mookieo2 on August 25, 2009, 06:40:15 AM
It could have been worse!

April Fools Office Prank - Cube full of packing peanuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jywXnWd8SGk#normal)

i think im lucky our cubes dont work that way.
thats a LOT of peanuts.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: Pakhan on August 25, 2009, 10:16:27 AM
Here are some ideas for revenge.

Crazy glue their desk top paraphernalia down (stapler, etc)
Glue the vowel keys on their keyboard.
Remap their keyboard.
Screw the chair to the floor so your hands are just out of reach of the table.
Connect a wireless USB mouse to their computer and move their pointer while they're working.


Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: mookieo2 on August 25, 2009, 11:16:09 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 25, 2009, 10:16:27 AM
Here are some ideas for revenge.

Crazy glue their desk top paraphernalia down (stapler, etc)
Glue the vowel keys on their keyboard.
Remap their keyboard.
Screw the chair to the floor so your hands are just out of reach of the table.
Connect a wireless USB mouse to their computer and move their pointer while they're working.





One of my Crazy friends is a fireman. FDNY. They messed with him once and it was all over. He taped a model rocket igniter to a pack of firecrackers with a switch attached to the bottom of the guys locker. When he opened it... BOOM!

Next he took a remote controlled gas fireplace igniter and attached thin wires to it. He ran them underneath the sheets of the bed the guy sleeps in . When the lights were out he zapped him. The guy sat up and looked around. This happened a few times until the guy got up yelling, ripped the sheets off the bed, and saw random wires and a transformer attached to the bed.  :o

of course he tested this first on his brother in the next room at his house. ;D

The guys never pranked him again. They were too scared.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: corey on August 25, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 25, 2009, 10:16:27 AM
Connect a wireless USB mouse to their computer and move their pointer while they're working.


Nice.
I've done most of your other suggestions already. But this is a good one.
There is also this USB device that you plug in the back of their tower, and it is recognized as a keyboard, but it's programmed to do random keystrokes every 3 minutes...
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: Airborne on August 25, 2009, 02:10:13 PM
Get them back with this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/)

the annoyatron

It beeps randomly every 6-8 minutes.

I used it on two of my roommates in college. The first one disabled every electronic device in his room by taking it completely apart, this included his television, playstation and game cube. I put it under his chair.

My other roommate was a recording engineer and EE. Every time it would go off I told him I couldn't hear it and told him I didn't know what he was talking about. On the 3rd day he set up about $5,000 worth of recording equipment to try and "capture" it. He eventually found it in the scrabble box under the coffee table and kicked me in the nuts.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: ducpainter on August 25, 2009, 03:14:46 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on August 25, 2009, 11:16:09 AM

One of my Crazy friends is a fireman. FDNY. They messed with him once and it was all over. He taped a model rocket igniter to a pack of firecrackers with a switch attached to the bottom of the guys locker. When he opened it... BOOM!

Next he took a remote controlled gas fireplace igniter and attached thin wires to it. He ran them underneath the sheets of the bed the guy sleeps in . When the lights were out he zapped him. The guy sat up and looked around. This happened a few times until the guy got up yelling, ripped the sheets off the bed, and saw random wires and a transformer attached to the bed.  :o

of course he tested this first on his brother in the next room at his house. ;D

The guys never pranked him again. They were too scared.
Who is this guy?

Unabomber II... ;D
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: redxblack on August 25, 2009, 03:15:19 PM
put a quarter in the handset of their phone, adding one every day. after about a month, take them out and watch them slam the receiver into the side of their head.
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: NAKID on August 25, 2009, 03:28:31 PM
We always did the surgilube on the phone trick....
Title: Re: A week off... My coworkers really missed me...
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 25, 2009, 07:47:04 PM
you cube farm guys get all the good pranks....

best one I've seen in the shop was somebody smeared prussian blue under every handle on another dude's roll away