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Title: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 02, 2009, 06:26:00 PM Juss' mindin' me own bid-ness, cruisin' up the middle of a line of cars on the Embarcadero in SF. Some dude in a white box truck yells, "ASSSSSSSSHOOOOOOLE!" as I go by. [laugh] I might have been a little close for comfort for the fella. I had to duck to miss his mirror because he was next to another truck. It wasn't a reactionary duck--I just knew that it was going to clip my helmet if I didn't lean down for it. And the mirror stuck out a good 24" from the truck. It's my hide on the line. Why does it bother him? I thought asshole was a name you called men. I'm more offended that he didn't call me a pregnant dog cuz I thought I was rockin' that Aerostich. [coffee]
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Buckethead on September 02, 2009, 06:31:07 PM I thought asshole was a name you called men. I'm more offended that he didn't call me a pregnant dog cuz I thought I was rockin' that Aerostich.[coffee] That sexist prick... Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: DanTheMan on September 02, 2009, 06:39:02 PM pregnant dog!
there you happy, no, cause women never are :-* Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 02, 2009, 07:31:15 PM That sexist prick... I know... really...the nerve! [cheeky] (Actually, I've been mistaken for a man at least once. I had the helmet on, and the gentleman addressed me from behind... he corrected himself once I turned around. I guess my arse doesn't scream "woman!" but my face passes the test. [cheeky]) pregnant dog! there you happy, no, cause women never are :-* Like you needed an excuse to say it, Dan. [laugh] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Desmostro on September 02, 2009, 08:01:42 PM How can you take an insult seriously when the person obviously isn't entirely paying attention? I'd be pissed too.
What you need is some good old David Hasslehoff to brighten your day. (http://media.monstersandcritics.com/people/David_Hasselhoff/images/group37/SPX-031132.jpg) Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 02, 2009, 08:07:39 PM those piercing blue eyes.... oh god. I can't even keep a straight face typing that. Good god man, end it! [cheeky]
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Michael Moore on September 02, 2009, 08:52:35 PM Mebbe you need "Not a dude" stiched on the back of your 'stich?
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 02, 2009, 09:20:05 PM Seriously... [roll]
When I was on a fire crew with the Forest Service I'd occasionally run into "civilians" who would chat me up. This one old guy kept calling me "son". I had a lot of soot on my face and in all fairness, one smudge had made its way across my upper lip in what could have been mistaken as a pretty full mustache to old eyes. That's in addition to the whiskers that I naturally sport. [cheeky] After that the guys on the crew tied pink ribbons to everything I had. [laugh] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Desmostro on September 03, 2009, 07:33:50 AM [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Spidey on September 03, 2009, 07:41:27 AM So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy?
Well . . . DUH!!! Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Grampa on September 03, 2009, 07:58:53 AM So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy? Well . . . DUH!!! with a lil soot smudge that made her look like a skinny Hitler that explains the jew hate'n part Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Desmostro on September 03, 2009, 08:06:43 AM So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy? Well . . . DUH!!! She'd be popular in the Roman army [cheeky] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: somegirl on September 03, 2009, 10:07:39 AM So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy? Well . . . DUH!!! So now there's a thread about her looking like a boy, and another thread about her looking like a hobbit? Hmmmm. [laugh] [laugh] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Desmostro on September 03, 2009, 11:55:43 AM So now there's a thread about her looking like a boy, and another thread about her looking like a hobbit? Hmmmm. [laugh] [laugh] Skinny, hairy feet, and bewbless in gear. Here, front page material. What, did you think this is Vogue Magazine? [laugh] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Itsasickness on September 03, 2009, 05:49:33 PM How can you take an insult seriously when the person obviously isn't entirely paying attention? I'd be pissed too. I don't know if it worked on Heather, but the Hoff made my day [thumbsup] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]What you need is some good old David Hasslehoff to brighten your day. (http://media.monstersandcritics.com/people/David_Hasselhoff/images/group37/SPX-031132.jpg) Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 03, 2009, 06:01:24 PM I might go to that Michael's craft place tomorrow and pick up some fabric paint. [cheeky]
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: ducleaner on September 03, 2009, 07:23:51 PM I think people don't know it's legal. That or they're just jealous. I had some dummy lay on his horn when I went by on the bridge. You have to know that I'm a pansy lane splitter. I have never split above 45 mph and I always wait until I have comfortable room. I don't just sit on the stripe and go like I see so many people doing.
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 03, 2009, 07:30:24 PM I was OK with being an asshole. [cheeky]
I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning. She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward. I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic. I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me. And then I shifted into 2nd... [laugh] She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going. Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn. She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me. I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that. She did give me a first class glare though. [cheeky] Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Buckethead on September 04, 2009, 05:46:38 AM The biggest downside to the full-face helmet is not being able to mean-mug back at people. Especially when they so richly deserve it.
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Michael Moore on September 04, 2009, 05:54:01 AM I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning... Racing a Taurus? Now that's just too easy. Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Spidey on September 04, 2009, 06:46:44 AM I was OK with being an asshole. [cheeky] I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning. She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward. I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic. I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me. And then I shifted into 2nd... [laugh] She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going. Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn. She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me. I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that. She did give me a first class glare though. [cheeky] Then we made out. Jeez. What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly? Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: mostrobelle on September 04, 2009, 07:10:45 AM Jeez. What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly? It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue. Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Spidey on September 04, 2009, 07:18:04 AM It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue. Now that woulda been an ending!!!! See, H, when your creative juices get flowin', you can come up with good stuff. Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 04, 2009, 10:38:16 PM Why do I get the feeling Spidey started every high-school essay with "Dear Penthouse, I never believed any of those other essays people wrote, until the other day..."?
Title: Re: Lane sharin' fun... Post by: MendoDave on September 05, 2009, 02:25:35 PM with a lil soot smudge that made her look like a skinny Hitler that explains the jew hate'n part http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/111.jpg (http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/111.jpg) see 4:50 |