Title: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: desmoquattro on September 15, 2009, 10:54:28 AM Nice Ducati! - www.UpOnOne.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RcP9gecft8&annotation_id=annotation_822079&feature=iv#normal)
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: mostrobelle on September 15, 2009, 11:44:38 AM That's me and about 14 of my first tip-overs. [cheeky]
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: jimboecv on September 15, 2009, 03:14:18 PM Thank you.
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: BikerGoddess on September 16, 2009, 07:07:08 AM Story of my life--tipping over in front of everybody.
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: r_ciao on September 16, 2009, 09:19:54 AM it's one thing to kill it on the start, but
to drop it? ouch, come on?! so newbie asks, "what goes through your brain that you cannot just put both feet down to prevent the drop?" i don't get it. short legs? panic? brain fart? Ciao. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: b. on September 16, 2009, 10:40:37 AM I'm guessing panic/tunnel vision about what's happening. I was on my bicycle and saw two guys hard on the throttle down a relatively remote street and when the light turned yellow, they both hit the brakes hard in panic mode. One guy was so focused on making the stop at the light that he forgot to put his feet down and he and the bike just fell over after making the stop. FAIL.
I giggled to myself as I pedaled by, but I always feel bad when people drop their bikes for stupid reasons. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: IdZer0 on September 16, 2009, 10:42:41 AM it's one thing to kill it on the start, but to drop it? ouch, come on?! That vid still cracks me up even though I've seen it a million times. Rumor had it that he still had the disc lock on. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: Desmostro on September 16, 2009, 12:16:27 PM My dad got a brand new porsche carrera and let my brother drive it. He did the classic put-in-reverse, slam-into-garage-wall.
My dad, sounded exactly the same, "no, No! NO!" You can see he put his foot down. I think n00bs don't know where to put their foot down, or how heavy its going to be after it tips a few degrees. By the time they put enough effort into it, or think to put a foot out wide, its long gone. [laugh] I don't know how I know that [roll] Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: remy on September 16, 2009, 02:14:09 PM Rumor had it that he still had the disc lock on. There's no way there was a disc lock on. You can clearly see the front wheel rotates nearly two full turns. And by the way the front-end compresses it's definitely a "I killed it, better grab a hand full of brake so I can start over..." *tip* [laugh] [clap] Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: ducleaner on September 17, 2009, 05:46:18 PM I was terrified that would be me. I'd either lay it down like that or actually die in traffic. Even though I made it, I'm still thankful nobody was rolling a camera. I mean it's a bad move. It cannot be interesting film *unless* it's the kind of film you never want anyone to see (including yourself)
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: bigiain on September 20, 2009, 07:00:59 PM On a similar note, I heard a story about a guy I know from another forum - apparently on Saturday he picked up his new Speed Triple, left the dealership, and didn't even make it out of second gear before getting stopped by the police for 100kmh in a 50kmh zone (~70mph in a 35mh zone). Immediate loss of licence for 6 months after 46 seconds of new bike ownership. _Ouch!_
big Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: BikerGoddess on September 20, 2009, 08:09:28 PM On a similar note, I heard a story about a guy I know from another forum - apparently on Saturday he picked up his new Speed Triple, left the dealership, and didn't even make it out of second gear before getting stopped by the police for 100kmh in a 50kmh zone (~70mph in a 35mh zone). Immediate loss of licence for 6 months after 46 seconds of new bike ownership. _Ouch!_ big If only the law was that strict here in the states, there might be fewer squids on the road. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: mostrobelle on September 20, 2009, 08:45:57 PM On a similar note, I heard a story about a guy I know from another forum - apparently on Saturday he picked up his new Speed Triple, left the dealership, and didn't even make it out of second gear before getting stopped by the police for 100kmh in a 50kmh zone (~70mph in a 35mh zone). Immediate loss of licence for 6 months after 46 seconds of new bike ownership. _Ouch!_ big [laugh] That's the sux0rz. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: ducleaner on September 21, 2009, 08:05:13 PM If only the law was that strict here in the states, there might be fewer squids on the road. Yep. The US is way too relaxed with public and personal safety laws. Just the other day, I saw a kid walking to school without a helmet. I wanted to report his parents to CPS. What we need is a country where the people with the least tolerance for risk have the loudest voices and effectively govern the rest of us in our daily lives. [scratching head] No. That's what we've got. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: Spidey on September 21, 2009, 08:18:17 PM What we need is a country where the people with the least tolerance for risk have the loudest voices and effectively govern the rest of us in our daily lives. [scratching head] No. That's what we've got. Uh oh. Someone jumped into the "don't drop your bike thread" and started wavin' the crazy stick around. :P FWIW, my kid will definitely be wearing a helmet to school. Cuz she's a bit retarded. Not jellyfish-level-retarded, but well below your average hamster. On the third day of owning my-new-to-me first motorcycle, I dumped it on wet leaves at the parking lot at the school where I was teaching. That was a wee bit embarassing. That Triple story from big is just f'n brutal. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: DarkStaR on September 25, 2009, 10:29:23 PM or
Brand new Gixxer crashed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zNUPDmnz4#normal) Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: jimboecv on September 26, 2009, 10:27:18 AM Thanks.
"Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..." Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: MendoDave on September 26, 2009, 02:37:47 PM Seems like some guy by the name of Matthew Morrison (Name changed to protect the guilty) tipped their bike at the Richmond bridge toll crossing not so long ago. Do we have that on tape?
Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: Michael Moore on September 26, 2009, 07:00:51 PM Seems like some guy by the name of Matthew Morrison (Name changed to protect the guilty) tipped their bike at the Richmond bridge toll crossing not so long ago. Do we have that on tape? Nah, didn't tip it. Just fishtailed like crazy and *almost* lost it. But a save's a save, no? Thanks. "Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..." Yah, but you got to admit, he *did* look spiffy in the matching leathers. It seems to me that where a motorcycle and a video camera are both present, the odds of a crash are doubled, or maybe tripled. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: ducleaner on September 26, 2009, 07:09:06 PM Thanks. "Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..." That's a good rule. Here's another. "Don't overdo the throttle when you're in a parking lot..... behind a van....... in a parking lot....... behind a van." I can't figure out which is the lead and which is the tail end of that joke. Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: DarkStaR on September 26, 2009, 09:11:00 PM or
accident near dealer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2noE-fcwU3M#normal) Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: Buckethead on September 26, 2009, 10:45:40 PM Ugh. That hurts.
At least guys #1 and #2 were wearing helmets. Kinda reminds me of this guy. If you haven't seen this before, watch till the very end. Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&feature=player_embedded#normal) Title: Re: How Not to Leave The Dealership Post by: desmoquattro on September 27, 2009, 10:40:21 AM Ugh. That hurts. At least guys #1 and #2 were wearing helmets. Kinda reminds me of this guy. If you haven't seen this before, watch till the very end. Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&feature=player_embedded#normal) A true classic ;D Lemme show you what I'm working with... |